Ian Smith

is creating startistry. With your help he can make some finishtry.

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Thank you soooo much for your extravagant donation. This extra 100 now-defunct pennies will really keep the landlord off my butt. No, it's really sweet. Thank you. Once a week I will send you a different altered photograph or unaltered voice memo from my phone. You will also receive the password to read Monday to Friday unencumbered by ads.
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Once a month, your entire $12 donation will be used to purchase an interesting item on Craigslist. Along with an accompanying story of the transaction, I will provide you with a video of me using or destroying the aforementioned item.
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No matter what time zone you're in, I will call you on the telephone once a week at 7:00pm (your time) and tell you a story.




'Magine if I could quit my jobs because of you lovely people. What a life!
See what I'm up to at ismith.ca
Well, the stuff I let you bozos see, anyway.

In 2018, I'm completing on a daily project to celebrate the births of celebrities, because they don’t get their butts kissed enough already. Each day I send a message to one famous person whose birthday it happens to be. ismith.ca/happy-birthday
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I will publish an unpublished story for all to see. It may even be an erotic thriller!
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