Intruder Green

is creating podcasts and videos.

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Bail Money

$1
per month
Some people would say crime doesn't pay. I would say that's bullshit. So would most politicians, probably. Like most businesses it takes money to make money and it's hard to make podcasts while in jail. Help me stay out of jail by throwing some bail money my way. It'll allow me to continue violating my parole on my quest to make more friends and content for you.

Lawyer Fees

$5
per month
Most laws are stupid and honestly, so am I. Lawyers, however are smart. They got all sorts of degrees and stuff. Without lawyers guys like me would be in prison for way too long. They're also super expensive though. Even the shitty ones cost a lot of money.


If you help me pay for some legal help I'll be so excited I'll actually shout out your name on the podcast for all the world and dare I say the universe to hear. It'll be like yelling from the digital mountain top. 

Palm Grease

$20
per month

The only thing more expensive than paying for lawyers is paying off cops, judges and park rangers to keep from getting arrested in the first place.


I'll think of more goodies for anyone who can help out at  this level in the future but for now you'll get the on show shout out and I'll sing the happy birthday song for you. And you'll get a personalized voicemail greeting, created by yours truly sent to your email.

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About

I found a phone just laying around on some shelf, in some store. I'm gonna use it to document all my favorite conversations with friends from music and crimes. Prison is cool and everything (actually it's not) but I'd rather stay out of it. This will be my way to get funds for lawyer fees and bail so that I don't have to go back. Maybe I'll even use it to buy stuff instead of just stealing it, allegedly. Probably not but this is kind of like stealing anyway. At least it feels like it. You know, it feels cool, like stealing. At the very least I can hopefully get some delicious sandwiches or pizzas from it.
Goals
$64.22 of $300 per month
When we reach $300 per month I'll go back and start actual accounts for all the social media and dating apps and websites I've mentioned during the introduction up until that point. We'll then set the bar higher with another tear for more of the same.
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