I once landed a 360 kickflip at my local skatepark. It has nothing to do with anything here, but you should have seen it man. Seriously, is was awesome.

I'll finally be able to buy a decent mic rather than the tinny in-built Mac one I'm using. Thanks, comrade.

No more slackin' or long hiatuseses (hiati?). This level of support will make me feel crushingly guilty if I don't do AT LEAST one video a week, on average.

In addition to regular duties, I'll start up a vlog channel and do a weekly video there... possibly while trying to fly a virtual plane?

Even less slackin'. A generous $800 of support means that I'll be able to commit enough time to producing AT LEAST two videos per week. Those long stretches of channel inactivity that sometimes occur will be a thing of the past! GOOD.

Like the weekly vlog milestone, but... daily? Radical concept.

Unlocking the Awesome Plus package is like defeating the final boss of this Patreon page. With this, I'll be able to reduce my freelance work hours down to the point that I'll be Youtubing practically full time - that's AT LEAST 3 videos a week, a dramatic improvement in production value, and the realisation of ideas that are gigantic in scale. Great work, you guys!

I recently travelled to Holland to meet a subscriber. It was so much fun that I want to meet every single one of you crazy bastards, in person, and give you the high five to end all high fives. This milestone is a bit of a pipe dream, but it'll allow me to begin regular monthly trips around the world to hang out with my biggest supporters.