Martyn & Joe

is creating a Retro Movie Podcast

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Champion of ISTYA
per month
  • The undying respect of both Martyn & Joe. 
  • Your names will be read out on the show, and shall be forever emblazoned on our hearts. 
Pick the film
per month
  • Same as above, plus...
  • You get to choose a film that we will watch.
  • We'll also read out your memories of the movie at the start of the show.
  • We shall sing your name at the moon with love in our hearts
ISTYA Artworks
per month
  • Same as above, plus...
  • You will receive a hand-drawn (attempted) replica of a film poster, creatively drawn in crayon by either Martyn or Joe.
  • Joe will dream of you and wake with both sadness and joy at the times you've shared.




per month


Hello movie fans, 

Each week I and my trusty cohort Gentleman Joe sit down to discuss a film we haven't seen in a very long time. We then press pause, go watch the movie, and return to reveal how both our memories and the celluloid creations have fared over the years.

It's not so much a film critique, more of a ramble through our addled and easily distracted minds. 

We've created this Patreon page so that fans of the show can help us keep the server lights on at ISTYA towers, and help us acquire more forgotten classics that we'd love to revisit. Or you can just simply throw us a couple of pounds each month while screaming 'dance for us monkey boys!' 

We'd also love to be able to create extra content if we can reach enough support. So that's either an incentive for our fans, or a great way to put people off. Only the future will part these mists of uncertainty. 

So please feel free (or indeed guilt-tripped) to support us intrepid histograviewers in our quest through the dusty movie vaults of yesteryear. It's a tough road which we walk, so you won't have to. 

Thanks in advance, 

- Martyn Darkly & Gentleman Joe

$32 of $500 per month
When we reach $500 per month we'll create additional shows which could see Martyn and Joe discussing their favourite films, TV shows, and amusing words.
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