Tessa (@jakimfett) is creating peace in our time
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patrons

$12
per content (text/media/etc)
I used to do Minecraft stuff.
I gave that up when I realized my health was deteriorating.
Health permitting, I'm back.

Hi.
I'm Tessa.
I'll still answer to "Rooney" and "Captain Jak" and a bunch of others.
Don't deadname me.

(Trump supporters and neo-nazis can go kick rocks, in bare feet, while wading in lemon juice.)


Please read this post before you pledge.



I'm a laid back individual with a passion for technology, music, and blacksmithing.
I'm a trans genderfluid semi-professional know-it-all and part time technomancer.
I break software on Linux servers by day, and by night, I try to fix the bugs in the open source projects that I managed to break during the day.

I'm a tech/practical scifi sort of individual, but as long as you're down to hear a lot of "oh, lemme go read Wikipedia for fifteen minutes while juggling my other conversations so I can have an informed opinion on the topic", I'm totally down to discuss anything you want. I am on multiple types of social media, feel free to look for @jakimfett.

Before talking to me, please read this legal document.



I am trying to get enough funding to work as a full time open source developer.
I have 20+ years of experience with computers and a startup to back my knowledge.

When I'm not at the computer, you may find me at the local blacksmith shop hammering out the details of a coathook or a pair of tongs, or elbows deep in my latest Raspberry Pi or Arduino project.
I also enjoy hiking, playing with Legos, and wood carving, not necessarily in that order (or all at once).


Thank you for your support and your efforts to make the world a better place.

Tessa L. H. Lovelace
https://assorted.tech
Oregon, North America
Sol III, Perseus Arm, Milky Way, Local Group

I'm a disabled individual on the Autism spectrum.
Please be aware that when I communicate:
  • Directness is greatly appreciated.
  • I can't read your body language.
  • I sometimes take things very literally.
  • Additional clarification will sometimes be needed.
Rewards
Fuel the Machine
$1 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 4 patrons
A few pennies in my pocket, and fuel for the servers.


I appreciate you more than you'll ever know.


The size of your contribution does not match the size of your spirit.


Keep fighting. Love wins.

Get $1 Reward
Dirge for Capitalism
$2 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 1 patron
With two capitalist currency marks, you'll help me ensure that captalism is fought on the digital frontier.
Get $2 Reward
Buy me a drink
$4 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
I'm going to spend this money on alcohol.


It'll probably be given to friends who enjoy that sort of thing.

Get $4 Reward
Soap
$8 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
I'ma buy me some pretty smelling soap and take a nice, relaxing shower.


Have you taken time for self-care today?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-care

Get $8 Reward
Peace in Our Time
$16 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Help end war.


Commit to beating all of the warmongers, by outliving them if necessary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_for_our_time

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Beep or Boop
$32 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
You're contributing to the purchase of high quality, free range, cruelty free "beeps" and "boops" in large quantities for my servers and small projects.


(sorry, the selection is randomized, you can't pay for *just* beeps or boops)

Get $32 Reward
Should be 'nuff
$64 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 of 64 patrons
This amount should be enough for anyone.


Have you considered throwing some money at your local food bank?


Software isn't the only thing your extra zeros can buy...

Get $64 Reward
Rounding Error
$127 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Aren't we supposed to start counting at zero?
Get $127 Reward
Compatibility Patch
$256 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Marketing didn't like counting from zero, so we're adding 1 to all the numbers in your browser to fix that.
Get $256 Reward
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
$512 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Nothing I make here is worth this much, but...umm...thanks?
Get $512 Reward
Rounding Error 2: Electric Boogaloo
$1,023 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
This rounding error thing is getting out of hand, can someone up the chain make a decision about which one we're officially using?
Get $1,023 Reward
2048
$2,048 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Not sure I can use this number without paying a licensing fee.
Get $2,048 Reward
Goals
$12 of $36 per content (text/media/etc)
One tank of gasoline per month.
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I used to do Minecraft stuff.
I gave that up when I realized my health was deteriorating.
Health permitting, I'm back.

Hi.
I'm Tessa.
I'll still answer to "Rooney" and "Captain Jak" and a bunch of others.
Don't deadname me.

(Trump supporters and neo-nazis can go kick rocks, in bare feet, while wading in lemon juice.)


Please read this post before you pledge.



I'm a laid back individual with a passion for technology, music, and blacksmithing.
I'm a trans genderfluid semi-professional know-it-all and part time technomancer.
I break software on Linux servers by day, and by night, I try to fix the bugs in the open source projects that I managed to break during the day.

I'm a tech/practical scifi sort of individual, but as long as you're down to hear a lot of "oh, lemme go read Wikipedia for fifteen minutes while juggling my other conversations so I can have an informed opinion on the topic", I'm totally down to discuss anything you want. I am on multiple types of social media, feel free to look for @jakimfett.

Before talking to me, please read this legal document.



I am trying to get enough funding to work as a full time open source developer.
I have 20+ years of experience with computers and a startup to back my knowledge.

When I'm not at the computer, you may find me at the local blacksmith shop hammering out the details of a coathook or a pair of tongs, or elbows deep in my latest Raspberry Pi or Arduino project.
I also enjoy hiking, playing with Legos, and wood carving, not necessarily in that order (or all at once).


Thank you for your support and your efforts to make the world a better place.

Tessa L. H. Lovelace
https://assorted.tech
Oregon, North America
Sol III, Perseus Arm, Milky Way, Local Group

I'm a disabled individual on the Autism spectrum.
Please be aware that when I communicate:
  • Directness is greatly appreciated.
  • I can't read your body language.
  • I sometimes take things very literally.
  • Additional clarification will sometimes be needed.

Recent posts by Tessa (@jakimfett)

Rewards
Fuel the Machine
$1 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 4 patrons
A few pennies in my pocket, and fuel for the servers.


I appreciate you more than you'll ever know.


The size of your contribution does not match the size of your spirit.


Keep fighting. Love wins.

Get $1 Reward
Dirge for Capitalism
$2 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 1 patron
With two capitalist currency marks, you'll help me ensure that captalism is fought on the digital frontier.
Get $2 Reward
Buy me a drink
$4 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
I'm going to spend this money on alcohol.


It'll probably be given to friends who enjoy that sort of thing.

Get $4 Reward
Soap
$8 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
I'ma buy me some pretty smelling soap and take a nice, relaxing shower.


Have you taken time for self-care today?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-care

Get $8 Reward
Peace in Our Time
$16 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Help end war.


Commit to beating all of the warmongers, by outliving them if necessary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_for_our_time

Get $16 Reward
Beep or Boop
$32 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
You're contributing to the purchase of high quality, free range, cruelty free "beeps" and "boops" in large quantities for my servers and small projects.


(sorry, the selection is randomized, you can't pay for *just* beeps or boops)

Get $32 Reward
Should be 'nuff
$64 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 of 64 patrons
This amount should be enough for anyone.


Have you considered throwing some money at your local food bank?


Software isn't the only thing your extra zeros can buy...

Get $64 Reward
Rounding Error
$127 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Aren't we supposed to start counting at zero?
Get $127 Reward
Compatibility Patch
$256 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Marketing didn't like counting from zero, so we're adding 1 to all the numbers in your browser to fix that.
Get $256 Reward
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
$512 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Nothing I make here is worth this much, but...umm...thanks?
Get $512 Reward
Rounding Error 2: Electric Boogaloo
$1,023 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
This rounding error thing is getting out of hand, can someone up the chain make a decision about which one we're officially using?
Get $1,023 Reward
2048
$2,048 or more per content (text/media/etc) ∙ 0 patrons
Not sure I can use this number without paying a licensing fee.
Get $2,048 Reward