A few pennies in my pocket, and fuel for the servers.

I appreciate you more than you'll ever know.

The size of your contribution does not match the size of your spirit.

Keep fighting. Love wins.

With two capitalist currency marks, you'll help me ensure that captalism is fought on the digital frontier.

I'm going to spend this money on alcohol.

It'll probably be given to friends who enjoy that sort of thing.

I'ma buy me some pretty smelling soap and take a nice, relaxing shower.

Have you taken time for self-care today?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-care

Help end war.

Commit to beating all of the warmongers, by outliving them if necessary.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_for_our_time

You're contributing to the purchase of high quality, free range, cruelty free "beeps" and "boops" in large quantities for my servers and small projects.

(sorry, the selection is rand...

This amount should be enough for anyone.

Have you considered throwing some money at your local food bank?

Software isn't the only thing your extra zeros can buy...

Aren't we supposed to start counting at zero?

Marketing didn't like counting from zero, so we're adding 1 to all the numbers in your browser to fix that.

Nothing I make here is worth this much, but...umm...thanks?

This rounding error thing is getting out of hand, can someone up the chain make a decision about which one we're officially using?

Not sure I can use this number without paying a licensing fee.