Dave Lerner is creating Answers From Someone Who Is Smarter Than You
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Have questions? James "Smarty" Calvin has all the answers. ALL the answers. And he will give three of them to you every day.

How can you tell if your pudding has gone bad? It's okay if it's still pudding. It's not okay if it's already pudded.
What does "casus belli" mean? Stomach casing.
Which smartphone should you get? It doesn't matter. Your smartphone will never be as smart as James "Smarty" Calvin.

Ask James "Smarty" Calvin anything. He is smarter than you.

Answers From Someone Who Is Smarter Than You is a hilarious blog where James "Smarty" Calvin, a raging egotist who's convinced he's the smartest person in the world, and who will take every opportunity to tell you so, shares his knowledge and answers your questions. Of course, his facts are completely wrong and his advice is worse than useless.

You can read the three questions and answers daily here for FREE. You don't have to spend dime one. Just click "Public" under "TYPE", on your left to read all the publicly available questions and answers. While you're there you might also want to set the "Sort by date" to "Oldest first".

If you do decide to become a patron, thank you, then for one dollar a month you can ask James "Smarty" Calvin questions which he might answer right here. For five dollars a month you can read the questions and answers three days before they go public. For ten dollars a month you can read the 500+ word articles by James "Smarty" Calvin published every Monday and Friday.

I am grateful for any amount you choose to spend. And if you choose not to spend anything, well, as long as you enjoy this page, that's good enough for me.

Thank you. And I hope you do enjoy Answers From Someone Who Is Smarter Than You. Have a wonderful day.
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You can ask James "Smarty" Calvin questions, and, if you're lucky, he'll answer your question on his page.


Please include a signature, and the name you want credited, (which can be, but doesn't have to be, your real name).


There's no limit to how many questions you can ask, but keep in mind that only so three questions total will be answered each day.


All questions become property of Dave Lerner, and may be used on his Patreon page, blog, or used elsewhere, but do not have to be used at all. All letters may be adapted and altered as Dave Lerner sees fit. Dave Lerner reserves the right to tease and insult the questioner, including, but not limited to, comments about the size and aesthetics of the questioner's body parts. Yes, even that.

Smart
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You can read the questions and answers three days before they go public! Become smarter than everyone else three days earlier than everyone else!

Plus, you can ask questions, as above.

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You can read articles by James "Smarty" Calvin! Published every Monday and Friday, the 500+ word article might be Someone Smarter Than You Teaches You Something, So Pay Attention, an interview with a special guest who's almost as smart as James "Smarty" Calvin, or something else Jame "Smarty" Calvin wants you to know. That's over 4000 words a month making you smarter than everyone else!

Plus all the benefits listed above.

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Have questions? James "Smarty" Calvin has all the answers. ALL the answers. And he will give three of them to you every day.

How can you tell if your pudding has gone bad? It's okay if it's still pudding. It's not okay if it's already pudded.
What does "casus belli" mean? Stomach casing.
Which smartphone should you get? It doesn't matter. Your smartphone will never be as smart as James "Smarty" Calvin.

Ask James "Smarty" Calvin anything. He is smarter than you.

Answers From Someone Who Is Smarter Than You is a hilarious blog where James "Smarty" Calvin, a raging egotist who's convinced he's the smartest person in the world, and who will take every opportunity to tell you so, shares his knowledge and answers your questions. Of course, his facts are completely wrong and his advice is worse than useless.

You can read the three questions and answers daily here for FREE. You don't have to spend dime one. Just click "Public" under "TYPE", on your left to read all the publicly available questions and answers. While you're there you might also want to set the "Sort by date" to "Oldest first".

If you do decide to become a patron, thank you, then for one dollar a month you can ask James "Smarty" Calvin questions which he might answer right here. For five dollars a month you can read the questions and answers three days before they go public. For ten dollars a month you can read the 500+ word articles by James "Smarty" Calvin published every Monday and Friday.

I am grateful for any amount you choose to spend. And if you choose not to spend anything, well, as long as you enjoy this page, that's good enough for me.

Thank you. And I hope you do enjoy Answers From Someone Who Is Smarter Than You. Have a wonderful day.

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Intelligent
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
You can ask James "Smarty" Calvin questions, and, if you're lucky, he'll answer your question on his page.


Please include a signature, and the name you want credited, (which can be, but doesn't have to be, your real name).


There's no limit to how many questions you can ask, but keep in mind that only so three questions total will be answered each day.


All questions become property of Dave Lerner, and may be used on his Patreon page, blog, or used elsewhere, but do not have to be used at all. All letters may be adapted and altered as Dave Lerner sees fit. Dave Lerner reserves the right to tease and insult the questioner, including, but not limited to, comments about the size and aesthetics of the questioner's body parts. Yes, even that.

Smart
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
You can read the questions and answers three days before they go public! Become smarter than everyone else three days earlier than everyone else!

Plus, you can ask questions, as above.

Genius
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
You can read articles by James "Smarty" Calvin! Published every Monday and Friday, the 500+ word article might be Someone Smarter Than You Teaches You Something, So Pay Attention, an interview with a special guest who's almost as smart as James "Smarty" Calvin, or something else Jame "Smarty" Calvin wants you to know. That's over 4000 words a month making you smarter than everyone else!

Plus all the benefits listed above.