Jonathan McGaha
About
Jonathan is known to be able to leap six feet vertically from one leg. He enjoys flying under his own power and outrunning large groups of angry foxes. Jonathan once shot a man just to watch him die but felt really badly about it and ended up tending the man's wounds and then giving him everything he had in his wallet. In hindsight, Jonathan realizes a pellet gun bruise probably wasn't worth the 250 dollars.
This one time, Jonathan bought some velcro-close shoes because the commercial showed kids walking on walls while wearing them and Jonathan was a big fan of Spider-Man. It was then that a six year old Jonathan learned what a dark place full of lies the world was.
Jonathan has been known to feed on the blood of the living, but the constant whining required that he stop. He found that his victims were very annoyed by all of his repeated apologies and how many attempts it took for him to break the skin.
Once, Jonathan wanted to see if he could catch a tiger by its tail and also to see if it would holler, so he visited a zoo and reached his hand into the tiger enclosure and grasped what he thought was the tail. It was then that Jonathan realized the principle differences between tigers and porcupines.
Jonathan enjoys creating silly stories, most of which come to him in the shower or whenever he's trying to do something which requires little focus, like anything but drawing or math. He very rarely writes them down and very rarely remembers where he saved/stored them.
Jonathan has a very difficult time with names and dates of the living, but very easily can recall names and dates of the dead-but-interesting.
Jonathan very occasionally makes YouTube videos, some of which he very, very occasionally actually uploads rather than just deleting them. Very, very, very occasionally, these offerings are worth watching. Jonathan also likes to draw, but is too embarrassed to figure out how to charge others for it, so he usually just draws for himself.
Several times people have offered to pay Jonathan to create a video or an illustration for them and Jonathan has almost always come up with an exceedingly-unlikely excuse as to why he can't or he's agreed to do the project and then fled to a different state and changed his name.
This one time, Jonathan bought some velcro-close shoes because the commercial showed kids walking on walls while wearing them and Jonathan was a big fan of Spider-Man. It was then that a six year old Jonathan learned what a dark place full of lies the world was.
Jonathan has been known to feed on the blood of the living, but the constant whining required that he stop. He found that his victims were very annoyed by all of his repeated apologies and how many attempts it took for him to break the skin.
Once, Jonathan wanted to see if he could catch a tiger by its tail and also to see if it would holler, so he visited a zoo and reached his hand into the tiger enclosure and grasped what he thought was the tail. It was then that Jonathan realized the principle differences between tigers and porcupines.
Jonathan enjoys creating silly stories, most of which come to him in the shower or whenever he's trying to do something which requires little focus, like anything but drawing or math. He very rarely writes them down and very rarely remembers where he saved/stored them.
Jonathan has a very difficult time with names and dates of the living, but very easily can recall names and dates of the dead-but-interesting.
Jonathan very occasionally makes YouTube videos, some of which he very, very occasionally actually uploads rather than just deleting them. Very, very, very occasionally, these offerings are worth watching. Jonathan also likes to draw, but is too embarrassed to figure out how to charge others for it, so he usually just draws for himself.
Several times people have offered to pay Jonathan to create a video or an illustration for them and Jonathan has almost always come up with an exceedingly-unlikely excuse as to why he can't or he's agreed to do the project and then fled to a different state and changed his name.
Location
Leavenworth, KS, USA
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