Jared Freid is creating Podcasts, Comedy, Writing, Videos
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patrons

HEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOO ANNNNNNDDDDD WELLLLLCOOOMMME TO MY PATREON PAGE!!!!!!

If you’re here, then you’ve probably listened to my podcast, The JTrain Podcast, or we’ve watched The Bachelor together over twitter, or I’ve given you some form of dating advice over Snapchat, or you saw me do stand up, or you’ve read one of the many columns I’ve written over the years. So you’re holding my rookie card or you’ve explained to a friend, “Ya, he’s called JTrain. It’s stupid but he’s kind of funny and, for whatever reason, he gives some pretty good advice.” What I’m saying is, we’ve probably connected in a number of different ways. And that’s why we're here on Patreon.

I’d like to do more with you guys and this platform allows me to do that. I’d like to answer more of your questions. Write more rants about dating and relationships and Ford commercials. I’d like to make more videos and write more coffee thoughts. Consider this site the JTrain Country Club. Come on in and take a dump while you read about a new wine called “Fit Vine” (it’s a wine that gets you in shape I guess and that bothers me). Or check out bonus episodes of the JTrain Podcast with special guests and interviews. Or send me a question that you know, for sure, WILL get answered. This is where all of that stuff is going to happen. This will be our place to talk about the luxury issues that you’re afraid to bring up at brunch. Rest assured my podcast will remain free, but by supporting me monthly through one of the rewards I'll be able to do what I love and create more for you guys. Thanks in advance.

- JTrain


Tiers
OKPs (Original Key Players)
$3 or more per month
You'll get:


-A bonus Coffee with JTrain podcast EVERY week.

 

-Member only blog post and introduction to every episode of my podcast.


-A chance to be mentioned as a the person who feathered my nuts at the end of an episode of the The J-Train Podcast.


-You'll also get exclusive access to my Ask Me Anything podcasts.

FEATHER MY NUTS, PLUS!
$5 or more per month
-New Members will get a personal shout out on Coffee with JTrain.


-A bonus Coffee with JTrain podcast EVERY week.


-Member only blog post and introduction to every episode of my podcast.


-A chance to be mentioned as a the person who feathered my nuts at the end of an episode of the The J-Train Podcast.


-You'll also get exclusive access to my Ask Me Anything podcasts.

MAKE JARED YOUR PERSONAL LIFE COACH
$10 or more per month
If you're giving me $10 per month, the least I can do is give you some advice. At this level I'll answer any question you have at least once a month via email. So if you're hot for your roommate's hot sister and want to know how handle it, this is the level for you. You'll also get all the benefits of prior levels.
TINDER/BUMBLE MAKEOVERS
$25 or more per month
You will get all the benefits of the previous levels plus I will personally review your Tinder/Bumble profile and give it makeover once a month. 
I STILL HAVE MY PARENTS CREDIT CARD
$30 or more per month
This level is for trust fund millennials who just really love my shit. Money means nothing to you and you're okay with getting nothing extra.  It makes you feel good to know I'm walking around with a little extra wood in my pants.
Goals
227 of 250 patrons
When I reach 250 patrons, I will livestream my first patron only Ask Me Anything.
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HEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOO ANNNNNNDDDDD WELLLLLCOOOMMME TO MY PATREON PAGE!!!!!!

If you’re here, then you’ve probably listened to my podcast, The JTrain Podcast, or we’ve watched The Bachelor together over twitter, or I’ve given you some form of dating advice over Snapchat, or you saw me do stand up, or you’ve read one of the many columns I’ve written over the years. So you’re holding my rookie card or you’ve explained to a friend, “Ya, he’s called JTrain. It’s stupid but he’s kind of funny and, for whatever reason, he gives some pretty good advice.” What I’m saying is, we’ve probably connected in a number of different ways. And that’s why we're here on Patreon.

I’d like to do more with you guys and this platform allows me to do that. I’d like to answer more of your questions. Write more rants about dating and relationships and Ford commercials. I’d like to make more videos and write more coffee thoughts. Consider this site the JTrain Country Club. Come on in and take a dump while you read about a new wine called “Fit Vine” (it’s a wine that gets you in shape I guess and that bothers me). Or check out bonus episodes of the JTrain Podcast with special guests and interviews. Or send me a question that you know, for sure, WILL get answered. This is where all of that stuff is going to happen. This will be our place to talk about the luxury issues that you’re afraid to bring up at brunch. Rest assured my podcast will remain free, but by supporting me monthly through one of the rewards I'll be able to do what I love and create more for you guys. Thanks in advance.

- JTrain


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Tiers
OKPs (Original Key Players)
$3 or more per month
You'll get:


-A bonus Coffee with JTrain podcast EVERY week.

 

-Member only blog post and introduction to every episode of my podcast.


-A chance to be mentioned as a the person who feathered my nuts at the end of an episode of the The J-Train Podcast.


-You'll also get exclusive access to my Ask Me Anything podcasts.

FEATHER MY NUTS, PLUS!
$5 or more per month
-New Members will get a personal shout out on Coffee with JTrain.


-A bonus Coffee with JTrain podcast EVERY week.


-Member only blog post and introduction to every episode of my podcast.


-A chance to be mentioned as a the person who feathered my nuts at the end of an episode of the The J-Train Podcast.


-You'll also get exclusive access to my Ask Me Anything podcasts.

MAKE JARED YOUR PERSONAL LIFE COACH
$10 or more per month
If you're giving me $10 per month, the least I can do is give you some advice. At this level I'll answer any question you have at least once a month via email. So if you're hot for your roommate's hot sister and want to know how handle it, this is the level for you. You'll also get all the benefits of prior levels.
TINDER/BUMBLE MAKEOVERS
$25 or more per month
You will get all the benefits of the previous levels plus I will personally review your Tinder/Bumble profile and give it makeover once a month. 
I STILL HAVE MY PARENTS CREDIT CARD
$30 or more per month
This level is for trust fund millennials who just really love my shit. Money means nothing to you and you're okay with getting nothing extra.  It makes you feel good to know I'm walking around with a little extra wood in my pants.