Jefferson Bergey
Jefferson Bergey
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Tippy McTipper Person
This level is for the person who wouldn't mind tolerating me for five minutes once or twice a month. I recognize your kindness. I’m thankful.
You're in.
For one dollar a month you get:
*Access to the hot, steaming stream of stuffs I’m creating. And that means YOU get to help me decide what I'll be writing about next!
**Your name on my website. You can use your flashy, street-vigilante name or your plain pedestrian alias, which ever you prefer.
The Glue In My Magnet
For $5 a month you'll get...
*All of the $1 tier rewards plus:
***a timely and personalized, snail-mailed thank you note because that’s how I was raised and who the hell doesn't like real mail?!
***Textertainment (copyright pending) a totally random weekly text of totally random [email protected] that I think is hilarious. I told you. You’re important.
****The Worst of Let's Negotiate A Cover: Audio clips of the best/worst rounds of the interactive game performed every Monday at Scopo Divino
****Digital download of a brand new HOLIDAY EP and the annual Christmas card. If you know me, you already know that you don’t ever want to miss the Christmas card. This will arrive after Thanksgiving.
Huggers N' Snugglers
This tier makes me warm and tingly as it means I get to give you MORE OF ME. You'll get all of the stuff from the 1$ and $5 tiers..
PLUS:
*Access to a monthly, private acoustic performance exclusively for patrons at this level and higher. If I could reach through the screen I would hug you..with your consent, naturally.
The Coppafeelers
You can't touch th-well, you can probably touch this.
If you just can NOT control yourself and you join this tier, I'm not going to stop you! But I am going to shower you with perks. You're going to get everything promised in the lower tiers PLUS:
**'Let's COMPENSATE a Cover': together, you and I will negotiate our way to a cover of your choice and I will create a custom home recording and/or video. (Limited to one every six months of patron support)
**The first FIVE patrons at this level will enjoy free admission to any house concert I'm playing anywhere in the Bay Area.
The Custy Package
Limited (8 remaining)
(Pointing wildly) YOU get a custom song and (pointing wildly) YOU get a custom song!
Yeah, this seems like a strange amount, but instead of making a one-time donation of $500 and then cancelling, why not subscribe to this level and get ALL of the perks of EVERY tier AND get a custom song about whatever you want?!
We will work together to create YOUR song and it will be recorded and delivered to you. With your permission and approval, your song will also become a contender for an official release on all streaming services, meaning your song will be forever part of my twisted canon.
These custom songs will be created at a first-come, first-serve basis with the limit of one a month.
Tippy McTipper Person
This level is for the person who wouldn't mind tolerating me for five minutes once or twice a month. I recognize your kindness. I’m thankful.
You're in.
For one dollar a month you get:
*Access to the hot, steaming stream of stuffs I’m creating. And that means YOU get to help me decide what I'll be writing about next!
**Your name on my website. You can use your flashy, street-vigilante name or your plain pedestrian alias, which ever you prefer.
The Glue In My Magnet
For $5 a month you'll get...
*All of the $1 tier rewards plus:
***a timely and personalized, snail-mailed thank you note because that’s how I was raised and who the hell doesn't like real mail?!
***Textertainment (copyright pending) a totally random weekly text of totally random [email protected] that I think is hilarious. I told you. You’re important.
****The Worst of Let's Negotiate A Cover: Audio clips of the best/worst rounds of the interactive game performed every Monday at Scopo Divino
****Digital download of a brand new HOLIDAY EP and the annual Christmas card. If you know me, you already know that you don’t ever want to miss the Christmas card. This will arrive after Thanksgiving.
Huggers N' Snugglers
This tier makes me warm and tingly as it means I get to give you MORE OF ME. You'll get all of the stuff from the 1$ and $5 tiers..
PLUS:
*Access to a monthly, private acoustic performance exclusively for patrons at this level and higher. If I could reach through the screen I would hug you..with your consent, naturally.