Jeff Kristian is creating Art things!
5

patrons

$17
per month
Hello people of the Internets and beyond!!!! You look beautiful today!



Six months ago I gave up on my dreams of becoming a professional artist and went to school to become a programmer so I could eat. I can now eat, (I got a job so I can adult,) so this means I can paint again after the day job. 

After six months of not doing art pretty much made me into a drooling slob and I damn near forgot everything I know about arting. I don't have much to offer except not funny quips and some sketches that can't even get me jobs, but, perhaps pity will make you throw dollars at me like dirtiest stripper that ever lived. 

If nothing else I hope this will give me the strength to come home after staring at code all day to sit my dumb ass down and doodle something.

Thanks so much for stopping by and let me know if you want to see a picture of me topless. I'll make you feel good. 

J



Tiers
The Radical.
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
The Radical!

You are totally that. Radical. Every month You will gain access to everything I post here. Be it words, art, process, or video, you get it all.

Look at that glorious stock photo beauty. Marvelous.
The Bodacious!
$3 or more per month 1 patron
The Bodacious! 


You are that word. Bodacious. I will hold you near and dear to my heart. 


This is for those that have a couple extra dollars a month that they don't want to spend on themselves for some strange reason. 


You get access to everything, but you're a little better looking than the others.  Stay golden hot stuff.

The Tubular!
$5 or more per month 1 patron
The Tubular! 

Because you are a tube. A most awesome tube. A beautiful tube.

Here is the sweet stuff.  You literally get exactly the same stuff as everyone else. But get this, your even better looking than those people! Who knew spending 5$ a month could make you so much more attractive. 
Cowabunga
$10 or more per month 1 patron
You're sexy and hate money and want to feed me. 
Goals
$17 of $150 per month
If this happens I will start giving away artwork in a raffle or something similar.  
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Hello people of the Internets and beyond!!!! You look beautiful today!



Six months ago I gave up on my dreams of becoming a professional artist and went to school to become a programmer so I could eat. I can now eat, (I got a job so I can adult,) so this means I can paint again after the day job. 

After six months of not doing art pretty much made me into a drooling slob and I damn near forgot everything I know about arting. I don't have much to offer except not funny quips and some sketches that can't even get me jobs, but, perhaps pity will make you throw dollars at me like dirtiest stripper that ever lived. 

If nothing else I hope this will give me the strength to come home after staring at code all day to sit my dumb ass down and doodle something.

Thanks so much for stopping by and let me know if you want to see a picture of me topless. I'll make you feel good. 

J



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Tiers
The Radical.
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
The Radical!

You are totally that. Radical. Every month You will gain access to everything I post here. Be it words, art, process, or video, you get it all.

Look at that glorious stock photo beauty. Marvelous.
The Bodacious!
$3 or more per month 1 patron
The Bodacious! 


You are that word. Bodacious. I will hold you near and dear to my heart. 


This is for those that have a couple extra dollars a month that they don't want to spend on themselves for some strange reason. 


You get access to everything, but you're a little better looking than the others.  Stay golden hot stuff.

The Tubular!
$5 or more per month 1 patron
The Tubular! 

Because you are a tube. A most awesome tube. A beautiful tube.

Here is the sweet stuff.  You literally get exactly the same stuff as everyone else. But get this, your even better looking than those people! Who knew spending 5$ a month could make you so much more attractive. 
Cowabunga
$10 or more per month 1 patron
You're sexy and hate money and want to feed me.