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Although this won't even cover a day's worth of chocolate it is really sweet that you enjoy my writing so much that you want to part with $1 a month in order to support me. I will kiss you the next time we meet.
MELTY CHOCOLATE AAAHHH
$5 or more per month
Now this will cover almost 2 days worth of chocolate and it will also tell me that you really really enjoy my writing and that's just bloody super. Sometimes I think I'm just writing for the bots of the internet but now that you have chosen to give me $5 I know that there is life out there after all.
REALLY BIG COOKIE
$10 or more per month
Blimey that's ridiculously kind of you. Now I can't promise you any sort of sexual favours in return but I can promise you that I am really flattered and almost in a coma with all the cheap out of date cookies that I've bought with your money.
THE FATTEST UNICORN CAKE EVER
$50 or more per month
The covers nearly all of my monthly chocolate costs which is bloody fabulous. Also it means that you are a bloody awesome person who really likes my work and is so frickin' supportive that I will now start calling you Mum. Thanks Mum, you're the absolute best!

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Tiers
A CRUMBLY CRUMB
$1 or more per month
Although this won't even cover a day's worth of chocolate it is really sweet that you enjoy my writing so much that you want to part with $1 a month in order to support me. I will kiss you the next time we meet.
MELTY CHOCOLATE AAAHHH
$5 or more per month
Now this will cover almost 2 days worth of chocolate and it will also tell me that you really really enjoy my writing and that's just bloody super. Sometimes I think I'm just writing for the bots of the internet but now that you have chosen to give me $5 I know that there is life out there after all.
REALLY BIG COOKIE
$10 or more per month
Blimey that's ridiculously kind of you. Now I can't promise you any sort of sexual favours in return but I can promise you that I am really flattered and almost in a coma with all the cheap out of date cookies that I've bought with your money.
THE FATTEST UNICORN CAKE EVER
$50 or more per month
The covers nearly all of my monthly chocolate costs which is bloody fabulous. Also it means that you are a bloody awesome person who really likes my work and is so frickin' supportive that I will now start calling you Mum. Thanks Mum, you're the absolute best!