Daniel Kaufman is creating A Podcast!
2

patrons

$7
per episode
Remember before we listened to everything on our smartphones, there was radio? And there was this cool thing called public radio where people could talk about one thing for a whole hour? The Myoclonic Jerk Podcast is in that tradition.  It's not about news of the day or celebrity gossip or fashion. It's about big questions. What's it all about, man? How should we see and treat each other? That said, it never gets too stuffy, and you'll get plenty of laughs along with the brain food.  
Unlike public radio, there are no pledge drives. But like with public radio, your money is welcome! Not only would an income allow me to buy goods and services, but it would help me feel encouraged to keep making more shows for you to enjoy. When someone at a party asks me what I do for a living, I would so love to say I make this show.
And listen, if you don't have any bucks to spare or you'd rather spend those bucks on something else, no hard feelings. I still greatly appreciate your ears.
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per episode
0 patrons
I will have a warm feeling of gratitude, accompanied by a smile.  You will know you are part of the team!
Pledge $3 or more per episode
1 patron
I will pump my fist in the air and say "Sweet!"
Pledge $5 or more per episode
0 patrons
I will exclaim two words, like "All right!" or "Hot Damn!" 
Pledge $10 or more per episode
0 patrons
After 3 episodes, you will get a t-shirt with Adam S. Doyle's lovely and haunting eyeball monster logo. 
Bonus: and a Skype call from me to say thanks! Put a face to the voice!
Pledge $25 or more per episode
0 patrons
Instant t-shirt, plus your name will be added to a benefactors page on the website (with a live link to the URL of your choosing).
Pledge $100 or more per episode
0 patrons
All the above, plus get thanked by name on a future episode.
Goals
$7 of $1,000 per episode
I already don't have ads in the show and I already give the show away.  It's maybe a bad business model.  $1000 is a lot of money but each episode takes hundreds of hours to make so we're talking well under minimum wage.  Pretty reasonable no? And I won't use any of the money for heroin. That's a promise.
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Remember before we listened to everything on our smartphones, there was radio? And there was this cool thing called public radio where people could talk about one thing for a whole hour? The Myoclonic Jerk Podcast is in that tradition.  It's not about news of the day or celebrity gossip or fashion. It's about big questions. What's it all about, man? How should we see and treat each other? That said, it never gets too stuffy, and you'll get plenty of laughs along with the brain food.  
Unlike public radio, there are no pledge drives. But like with public radio, your money is welcome! Not only would an income allow me to buy goods and services, but it would help me feel encouraged to keep making more shows for you to enjoy. When someone at a party asks me what I do for a living, I would so love to say I make this show.
And listen, if you don't have any bucks to spare or you'd rather spend those bucks on something else, no hard feelings. I still greatly appreciate your ears.

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per episode
0 patrons
I will have a warm feeling of gratitude, accompanied by a smile.  You will know you are part of the team!
Pledge $3 or more per episode
1 patron
I will pump my fist in the air and say "Sweet!"
Pledge $5 or more per episode
0 patrons
I will exclaim two words, like "All right!" or "Hot Damn!" 
Pledge $10 or more per episode
0 patrons
After 3 episodes, you will get a t-shirt with Adam S. Doyle's lovely and haunting eyeball monster logo. 
Bonus: and a Skype call from me to say thanks! Put a face to the voice!
Pledge $25 or more per episode
0 patrons
Instant t-shirt, plus your name will be added to a benefactors page on the website (with a live link to the URL of your choosing).
Pledge $100 or more per episode
0 patrons
All the above, plus get thanked by name on a future episode.