A Bunch of Jerks

is creating important art!

2

patrons

$9

per month
Here at A Bunch of Jerks, it's always been our dream to sellout to a multi-million dollar corporate enterprise and shill below-average consumer products to a brainwashed audience. However, the path to total commercial subservience is paved with hard-work and moral compromise. To help with that, we've resorted to begging for financial assistance via the cold, shameless cloaca of the internet.

Any dollar amount given helps fund our important public service.

Below, we'll highlight a piece of equipment we believe will increase our business valuation in the eyes of any potential investors. Progress towards that equipment will be updated accordingly.

Priority Goal:

*Updated 10/29/18

COMPLETED

XRGB-mini Framemeister

----------------------------------------- Bitcoin Amount = 0.03726856
The Framemeister is a professional video upscaler designed specifically for game consoles. This will open the door for us to play more retro/standard definition games (i.e. Dreamcast, SNES, Playstation, Genesis, Gamecube, etc.). Previously, we've had to stretch the image to 720p to take advantage of 60fps on Youtube -- essentially sacrificing video fidelity for the sake of a higher frame rate. With the Frameister, all video will be captured in 1080p regardless of its native resolution. Which means every video can take advantage of 60fps and the higher bitrate Youtube allots for 1080p footage. It'll provide the highest quality image possible on Youtube for old-school games without having to resort to emulation.

TL;DR: It makes retro games look way better.

Secondary Goal:

Dual Mic Audio Setup

More details once the priority goal is met!


*Anything here is subject to change and probably will. Special thanks to online thesauruses.* 

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
Really... that's all you have?
Pledge $5 or more per month
Okay, that's better. But do you honestly need that second Venti Caffe Mocha?
Pledge $10 or more per month
Anyone with self-respect would consider this the minimum.
Pledge $15 or more per month
But no one ever made it to heaven doing the bare minimum.
Pledge $1,000,000 or more per month
Free yourself from the ephemeral distractions of materialism and live as an ascetic.
Goals
$9 of $42,949,673 per month
Goals based on monthly earnings are arbitrary and inaccurate. Just look at the description to the right to see what we're eyeballing.
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Here at A Bunch of Jerks, it's always been our dream to sellout to a multi-million dollar corporate enterprise and shill below-average consumer products to a brainwashed audience. However, the path to total commercial subservience is paved with hard-work and moral compromise. To help with that, we've resorted to begging for financial assistance via the cold, shameless cloaca of the internet.

Any dollar amount given helps fund our important public service.

Below, we'll highlight a piece of equipment we believe will increase our business valuation in the eyes of any potential investors. Progress towards that equipment will be updated accordingly.

Priority Goal:

*Updated 10/29/18

COMPLETED

XRGB-mini Framemeister

----------------------------------------- Bitcoin Amount = 0.03726856
The Framemeister is a professional video upscaler designed specifically for game consoles. This will open the door for us to play more retro/standard definition games (i.e. Dreamcast, SNES, Playstation, Genesis, Gamecube, etc.). Previously, we've had to stretch the image to 720p to take advantage of 60fps on Youtube -- essentially sacrificing video fidelity for the sake of a higher frame rate. With the Frameister, all video will be captured in 1080p regardless of its native resolution. Which means every video can take advantage of 60fps and the higher bitrate Youtube allots for 1080p footage. It'll provide the highest quality image possible on Youtube for old-school games without having to resort to emulation.

TL;DR: It makes retro games look way better.

Secondary Goal:

Dual Mic Audio Setup

More details once the priority goal is met!


*Anything here is subject to change and probably will. Special thanks to online thesauruses.* 

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Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
Really... that's all you have?
Pledge $5 or more per month
Okay, that's better. But do you honestly need that second Venti Caffe Mocha?
Pledge $10 or more per month
Anyone with self-respect would consider this the minimum.
Pledge $15 or more per month
But no one ever made it to heaven doing the bare minimum.
Pledge $1,000,000 or more per month
Free yourself from the ephemeral distractions of materialism and live as an ascetic.