Jesus H. Chris

is creating unnecessary problems for himself. And a podcast. And music.

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patrons
Tiers
The Cheapskate
$3 per podcast
Reward
(oops, i mean "The Discerning Consumer")
  • the podcast! 
The Democratic Front ...
$5 per podcast
Reward
  • they put a new limit on characters in the title. now it's not funny.
  • everything in the previous tiers plus...
  • you get to vote on future episode content (with me as the electoral college)
Nudes & Other Regrettable Content
$7 per podcast
Reward
  • everything in the previous tier plus..
  • don't worry, no nudes
  • access to patreon-exclusive content including:
  • exclusive photos from the vast never been seen (probably for a good reason) 30 year+ Propagandhi photo archive
  • random pontifications from the atrophied mind and life of Jesus H Chris
The Gainfully Employed
$12 per podcast
Reward
  • thank you very very much extremely generous and trusting and good looking person with a real job.
  • everything in the previous tier plus ...
  • early access to the podcast
  • NEW: a written transcript of each episode!!!
  • early access, and in some cases, exclusive access to new, professionally recorded songs by Chrissy (covers? reimagined Propagandhi songs? *new* stuff maybe even? i don't even know!)
  • a production credit for aforementioned new recordings. ie "this Nickelback cover was made possible by a grant from the (your name here) foundation"
  • the self-satisfaction of having listened to your parents/ caregivers and not spent your formative years headbanging to Slayer records when you should have been going to school or working towards a well-paying career, like someone else i know did.

Posts

Tiers
The Cheapskate
$3 per podcast
Reward
(oops, i mean "The Discerning Consumer")
  • the podcast! 
The Democratic Front ...
$5 per podcast
Reward
  • they put a new limit on characters in the title. now it's not funny.
  • everything in the previous tiers plus...
  • you get to vote on future episode content (with me as the electoral college)
Nudes & Other Regrettable Content
$7 per podcast
Reward
  • everything in the previous tier plus..
  • don't worry, no nudes
  • access to patreon-exclusive content including:
  • exclusive photos from the vast never been seen (probably for a good reason) 30 year+ Propagandhi photo archive
  • random pontifications from the atrophied mind and life of Jesus H Chris
The Gainfully Employed
$12 per podcast
Reward
  • thank you very very much extremely generous and trusting and good looking person with a real job.
  • everything in the previous tier plus ...
  • early access to the podcast
  • NEW: a written transcript of each episode!!!
  • early access, and in some cases, exclusive access to new, professionally recorded songs by Chrissy (covers? reimagined Propagandhi songs? *new* stuff maybe even? i don't even know!)
  • a production credit for aforementioned new recordings. ie "this Nickelback cover was made possible by a grant from the (your name here) foundation"
  • the self-satisfaction of having listened to your parents/ caregivers and not spent your formative years headbanging to Slayer records when you should have been going to school or working towards a well-paying career, like someone else i know did.