JMAA TV is creating an authoritarian YouTube ethnostate with an iron fist (and NSFW
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ATTENTION: PLEDGE $1+ TO ACCESS TO UNLIMITED AND COMING SUPPLIES OF FUTANARI NSFW PORN ART!! IGNORE THE REST OF THE TEXT BELOW UNTIL YOU PLEDGE TO THIS PATREON CAMPAIGN!!

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IGNORE THE TEXT BELOW UNTIL YOU PLEDGE

The dictator of YouTube, the Doom Slayer.

Basically some edgy cunt making funny internet videos. I need money so I can fully shove it up my gay ass. Maybe buy better equipment? A greenscreen? Games? Who knows! You're already giving me money!

I am a king of kings in YouTube. Look at my works, mighty one, and despair.

How am I so sure? Well, you're voluntarily giving me $1 for making stupid internet videos, since my videos are shite infantile commentary crap. Self-deprecation! Funny shit as always. Here's a picture of baby Jesus:

Some call me a troll, some call me the worst youtuber, some even call me an onion eating cyclops, but in the end, I'm just like you, a narcissistic ego-tripping cunt who's driven by money and fame.


EARLY ACCESS TO VIDEOS HOURS BEFORE IT OFFICIALLY UPLOADS
  • FREE DOWNLOADS OF NEW MUSIC RELEASES, MP3 AND LOSSLESS
  • ART COMMISSIONS MONTHLY
  • YOUR NAME ON THE CREDITS, CUZ THAT'S WHAT WE ALL DO
  • PRINTED MERCH AND CUSTOM SKETCHES
  • GET TO VOTE FOR NEW VIDEOS AND SUGGEST VIDEOS
  • ROLES IN DISCORD
  • A VIRTUAL PAT IN THE BACK
  • THE SATISFACTION OF JOINING AN EXTREMIST REVOLUTION OF GLORIFIED HOMOSEXUAL NEO-NAZIS AGAINST THE (((YOUTUBE ESTABLISHMENT))) RULED BY THE %1 WHO TRULY BENEFIT THE INTERESTS OF A FEW
  • croissant
Also in it's exclusive tier, you can enter...

THE SCHWULENLAND PROPAGANDA MACHINE GIVEAWAY

A giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.

Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.

The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.



  • A Patreon/supporter exclusive magazine "Schwulenland Zeitung", just a plan, don't get to hassled about it
  • Game projects and probably a Kickstarter scam
  • Corrode the media outside the Internet with more cancerous works
  • Expand the cancerous influence even more

To wrap up, any detractors or any non-supporters that do not contribute to this Patreon page will be declared as enemies of the State of Schwulenland, and will be pursued up to summary execution.

Now enjoy this set of non-subliminal artwork added to the page for non-subliminal-entrainment purposes.

I am the best because I am the worst.

-JMAA



For each $100 on my Patreon I will put up a funny animated gif.

Internet!


Why can't I block the irony? I'M PRESSING BUTTONS







there is nothing to worry about, my child. this is nothing more than an illusion of what's not to come. you know perfectly in this timeline, hillary clinton won the 2016 election, dalasreview is the biggest youtuber of the world and mandela isn't dead. you may sleep well in your crib, my child, and dream of the joyful and happy family you'll have when you're older and have fullfilled your yearly tax collection for israel.

there is no need to be upset.


^ EXCLUSIVE IMALLEXX PATREON FACE REVEAL ^
Fun Fact: did you know?
ImAllexx is actually a lizard, this is a fact
BILL CLINTON IS HIV POSITIVE

^ this guy is looking at something stupid above him


Tiers
Soldat
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Get early access to all the videos for a while before their release (if possible)
Includes Discord rewards
Memen-Walpurgis
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...

You will recieve downloads for every new release through Patreon.


ONLY THIS TIER: Have a rare pepe sent into your Patreon inbox

Includes Discord rewards
Eiferer
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • Lossless audio versions of every release, in FLAC format, for audiophiles.
  • Be able to request art commissions (limited to 1 request per month, can be NSFW, characters must be ADULT)
  • ONLY THIS TIER: TotenPater will dedicate you a "Well, what is it?" gesture video, and I will level up my DEX you fucking faggot
Includes Discord rewards
PROPAGANDA MACHINE (exclusive giveaway tier)
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Only exclusively on this tier, you'll enter a giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.


Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.


The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.


You will also receive the rewards for the normal $5 tier.

Includes Discord rewards
Daemon
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • Your name will be listed on each monthy video and music release, this is only for the new $10 patrons, depending on the situation, but in videos, your name will be listed in the end of the video and in music releases, your name will be listed in the album/track credits on Bandcamp and/or Soundcloud.
  • You will recieve in your mail a signed download code for a surprise album.
  • ONLY THIS TIER: Get sent a dickpic (or nudes)
Includes Discord rewards
Walpurgisführer
$30 or more per month 1 patron
Previous rewards plus...
  • I will send you art by mail, which can even be the art request from the $5 tier.
  • You'll get access to exclusive music production or video editing tutorials on how I make my stuff.
  • ONLY THIS TIER: I will call you a random insult
Includes Discord rewards
Dunkler Oberherr
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • DIRECT CONTROL! You're able to request ONE VIDEO from me as you may demand. You put the script, you put the whole idea, as long as it works, we're doing swell.
  • ONLY THIS TIER: Get a video where I can repeat your name over and over for 10 minutes so I can get that extra YouTube ad revenue HA HA you're such a fucking moron for giving me money FAGGOT
  • ALSO THIS TIER: i wil haev a date wit u and succ ur dicc (or pussi i am inklusibe heer)


i want to eet sum frozun yogert

Includes Discord rewards
Der Oberste Gentelmann
$666 or more per month 0 of 88 patrons
Previous rewards plus...


Nothing. Thanks for the money, dummy.


Oh, maybe a special rank in Discord? idk

Includes Discord rewards
WORLD ☮️ PEACE pacifier
$1,488 or more per month 0 of 14 patrons
Previous rewards plus the acknowledgement that you're pretty much stupid enough to spend this much money on this shit this stupid, so I know that you're a youtuber or something who wants to seriously shill like a jude piece of shit just for me to do sexual favors to your little jewish wee-wee. If you're a girl, please skip to point 4. Otherwise, ignore point 4.


1. Are you happy you spend this much money on just vain dreams?


2. Are you just paying me for a trip or something?


3. How gentle do you want me to anally rape you at the comfort of your home?


4. Hi, sweetie! ;) Don't remove your pledge, please! Always pledge every month every year and on, thank you. YOU'RE AWESOME! YOU'RE AWESOME! YOU'RE A GENIUS! SMASH SEXISM!


5. Thanks for the money you mongoloid.

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$0 of $1 per month
Am I important yet?
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ATTENTION: PLEDGE $1+ TO ACCESS TO UNLIMITED AND COMING SUPPLIES OF FUTANARI NSFW PORN ART!! IGNORE THE REST OF THE TEXT BELOW UNTIL YOU PLEDGE TO THIS PATREON CAMPAIGN!!

PREVIEW:



IGNORE THE TEXT BELOW UNTIL YOU PLEDGE

The dictator of YouTube, the Doom Slayer.

Basically some edgy cunt making funny internet videos. I need money so I can fully shove it up my gay ass. Maybe buy better equipment? A greenscreen? Games? Who knows! You're already giving me money!

I am a king of kings in YouTube. Look at my works, mighty one, and despair.

How am I so sure? Well, you're voluntarily giving me $1 for making stupid internet videos, since my videos are shite infantile commentary crap. Self-deprecation! Funny shit as always. Here's a picture of baby Jesus:

Some call me a troll, some call me the worst youtuber, some even call me an onion eating cyclops, but in the end, I'm just like you, a narcissistic ego-tripping cunt who's driven by money and fame.


EARLY ACCESS TO VIDEOS HOURS BEFORE IT OFFICIALLY UPLOADS
  • FREE DOWNLOADS OF NEW MUSIC RELEASES, MP3 AND LOSSLESS
  • ART COMMISSIONS MONTHLY
  • YOUR NAME ON THE CREDITS, CUZ THAT'S WHAT WE ALL DO
  • PRINTED MERCH AND CUSTOM SKETCHES
  • GET TO VOTE FOR NEW VIDEOS AND SUGGEST VIDEOS
  • ROLES IN DISCORD
  • A VIRTUAL PAT IN THE BACK
  • THE SATISFACTION OF JOINING AN EXTREMIST REVOLUTION OF GLORIFIED HOMOSEXUAL NEO-NAZIS AGAINST THE (((YOUTUBE ESTABLISHMENT))) RULED BY THE %1 WHO TRULY BENEFIT THE INTERESTS OF A FEW
  • croissant
Also in it's exclusive tier, you can enter...

THE SCHWULENLAND PROPAGANDA MACHINE GIVEAWAY

A giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.

Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.

The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.



  • A Patreon/supporter exclusive magazine "Schwulenland Zeitung", just a plan, don't get to hassled about it
  • Game projects and probably a Kickstarter scam
  • Corrode the media outside the Internet with more cancerous works
  • Expand the cancerous influence even more

To wrap up, any detractors or any non-supporters that do not contribute to this Patreon page will be declared as enemies of the State of Schwulenland, and will be pursued up to summary execution.

Now enjoy this set of non-subliminal artwork added to the page for non-subliminal-entrainment purposes.

I am the best because I am the worst.

-JMAA



For each $100 on my Patreon I will put up a funny animated gif.

Internet!


Why can't I block the irony? I'M PRESSING BUTTONS







there is nothing to worry about, my child. this is nothing more than an illusion of what's not to come. you know perfectly in this timeline, hillary clinton won the 2016 election, dalasreview is the biggest youtuber of the world and mandela isn't dead. you may sleep well in your crib, my child, and dream of the joyful and happy family you'll have when you're older and have fullfilled your yearly tax collection for israel.

there is no need to be upset.


^ EXCLUSIVE IMALLEXX PATREON FACE REVEAL ^
Fun Fact: did you know?
ImAllexx is actually a lizard, this is a fact
BILL CLINTON IS HIV POSITIVE

^ this guy is looking at something stupid above him


Recent posts by JMAA TV

Tiers
Soldat
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Get early access to all the videos for a while before their release (if possible)
Includes Discord rewards
Memen-Walpurgis
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...

You will recieve downloads for every new release through Patreon.


ONLY THIS TIER: Have a rare pepe sent into your Patreon inbox

Includes Discord rewards
Eiferer
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • Lossless audio versions of every release, in FLAC format, for audiophiles.
  • Be able to request art commissions (limited to 1 request per month, can be NSFW, characters must be ADULT)
  • ONLY THIS TIER: TotenPater will dedicate you a "Well, what is it?" gesture video, and I will level up my DEX you fucking faggot
Includes Discord rewards
PROPAGANDA MACHINE (exclusive giveaway tier)
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Only exclusively on this tier, you'll enter a giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.


Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.


The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.


You will also receive the rewards for the normal $5 tier.

Includes Discord rewards
Daemon
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • Your name will be listed on each monthy video and music release, this is only for the new $10 patrons, depending on the situation, but in videos, your name will be listed in the end of the video and in music releases, your name will be listed in the album/track credits on Bandcamp and/or Soundcloud.
  • You will recieve in your mail a signed download code for a surprise album.
  • ONLY THIS TIER: Get sent a dickpic (or nudes)
Includes Discord rewards
Walpurgisführer
$30 or more per month 1 patron
Previous rewards plus...
  • I will send you art by mail, which can even be the art request from the $5 tier.
  • You'll get access to exclusive music production or video editing tutorials on how I make my stuff.
  • ONLY THIS TIER: I will call you a random insult
Includes Discord rewards
Dunkler Oberherr
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • DIRECT CONTROL! You're able to request ONE VIDEO from me as you may demand. You put the script, you put the whole idea, as long as it works, we're doing swell.
  • ONLY THIS TIER: Get a video where I can repeat your name over and over for 10 minutes so I can get that extra YouTube ad revenue HA HA you're such a fucking moron for giving me money FAGGOT
  • ALSO THIS TIER: i wil haev a date wit u and succ ur dicc (or pussi i am inklusibe heer)


i want to eet sum frozun yogert

Includes Discord rewards
Der Oberste Gentelmann
$666 or more per month 0 of 88 patrons
Previous rewards plus...


Nothing. Thanks for the money, dummy.


Oh, maybe a special rank in Discord? idk

Includes Discord rewards
WORLD ☮️ PEACE pacifier
$1,488 or more per month 0 of 14 patrons
Previous rewards plus the acknowledgement that you're pretty much stupid enough to spend this much money on this shit this stupid, so I know that you're a youtuber or something who wants to seriously shill like a jude piece of shit just for me to do sexual favors to your little jewish wee-wee. If you're a girl, please skip to point 4. Otherwise, ignore point 4.


1. Are you happy you spend this much money on just vain dreams?


2. Are you just paying me for a trip or something?


3. How gentle do you want me to anally rape you at the comfort of your home?


4. Hi, sweetie! ;) Don't remove your pledge, please! Always pledge every month every year and on, thank you. YOU'RE AWESOME! YOU'RE AWESOME! YOU'RE A GENIUS! SMASH SEXISM!


5. Thanks for the money you mongoloid.

Includes Discord rewards