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The dictator of YouTube, the Doom Slayer.

Basically some edgy cunt making funny internet videos. I need money so I can fully shove it up my gay ass. Maybe buy better equipment? A greenscreen? Games? Who knows! You're already giving me money!

I am a king of kings in YouTube. Look at my works, mighty one, and despair.

How am I so sure? Well, you're voluntarily giving me $1 for making stupid internet videos, since my videos are shite infantile commentary crap. Self-deprecation! Funny shit as always. Here's a picture of baby Jesus:

Some call me a troll, some call me the worst youtuber, some even call me an onion eating cyclops, but in the end, I'm just like you, a narcissistic ego-tripping cunt who's driven by money and fame.


EARLY ACCESS TO VIDEOS HOURS BEFORE IT OFFICIALLY UPLOADS
  • FREE DOWNLOADS OF NEW MUSIC RELEASES, MP3 AND LOSSLESS
  • ART COMMISSIONS MONTHLY
  • YOUR NAME ON THE CREDITS, CUZ THAT'S WHAT WE ALL DO
  • PRINTED MERCH AND CUSTOM SKETCHES
  • GET TO VOTE FOR NEW VIDEOS AND SUGGEST VIDEOS
  • ROLES IN DISCORD
  • A VIRTUAL PAT IN THE BACK
  • THE SATISFACTION OF JOINING AN EXTREMIST REVOLUTION OF GLORIFIED HOMOSEXUAL NEO-NAZIS AGAINST THE (((YOUTUBE ESTABLISHMENT))) RULED BY THE %1 WHO TRULY BENEFIT THE INTERESTS OF A FEW
  • croissant
Also in it's exclusive tier, you can enter...

THE SCHWULENLAND PROPAGANDA MACHINE GIVEAWAY

A giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.

Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.

The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.



  • A Patreon/supporter exclusive magazine "Schwulenland Zeitung", just a plan, don't get to hassled about it
  • Game projects and probably a Kickstarter scam
  • Corrode the media outside the Internet with more cancerous works
  • Expand the cancerous influence even more


To wrap up, any detractors or any non-supporters that do not contribute to this Patreon page will be declared as enemies of the State of Schwulenland, and will be pursued up to summary execution.

Now enjoy this set of non-subliminal artwork added to the page for non-subliminal-entrainment purposes.

I am the best because I am the worst.

-JMAA


Tiers
Soldat
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Get early access to all the videos for a while before their release (if possible)
Includes Discord rewards
Memen-Walpurgis
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...

Get an exclusive 25% discount on JMAA TV `Premium content such as Patreon SLAM


ONLY THIS TIER: Have a rare pepe sent into your Patreon inbox

Includes Discord rewards
Eiferer
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • Be able to request art commissions (limited to 1 request per month, can be NSFW, characters must be ADULT)
  • ONLY THIS TIER: TotenPater will dedicate you a "Well, what is it?" gesture video, and I will level up my DEX you fucking faggot
Includes Discord rewards
PROPAGANDA MACHINE (exclusive giveaway tier)
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Only exclusively on this tier, you'll enter a giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.


Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.


The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.


You will also receive the rewards for the normal $5 tier.

Includes Discord rewards
Daemon
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • Name in the video credits and JMAA TV Premium episodes
  • Get sent a printed copy of Mein Kampf (my book) to your mail
  • ONLY THIS TIER: Get sent a dickpic (or nudes)
Includes Discord rewards
Walpurgisführer
$30 or more per month 1 patron
Previous rewards plus...
  • I will send you art by mail, which can even be the art request from the $5 tier.
  • Receive a piece of merch of your choice on your mail under $30
  • ONLY THIS TIER: I will call you a random insult
Includes Discord rewards
Dunkler Oberherr
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • DIRECT CONTROL! You're able to request ONE VIDEO from me as you may demand. You put the script, you put the whole idea, as long as it works, we're doing swell.
  • YOU ARE THE GOSPEL OF JMAA.TV! Recieve a MEGAPACK of 20 of all the varieties of JMAA.TV STICKERS EVERY MONTH so you can spread 'em, stick 'em anywhere and spread the word.
  • ONLY THIS TIER: Get a video where I can repeat your name over and over for 10 minutes so I can get that extra YouTube ad revenue HA HA you're such a fucking moron for giving me money FAGGOT
  • ALSO THIS TIER: i wil haev a date wit u and succ ur dicc (or pussi i am inklusibe heer)


i want to eet sum frozun yogert

Includes Discord rewards
Der Oberste Gentelmann
$666 or more per month 0 of 88 patrons
Previous rewards plus...


Nothing. Thanks for the money, dummy.


Oh, maybe a special rank in Discord? idk

Includes Discord rewards
WORLD ☮️ PEACE pacifier
$1,488 or more per month 0 of 14 patrons
Previous rewards plus the acknowledgement that you're pretty much stupid enough to spend this much money on this shit this stupid, so I know that you're a youtuber or something who wants to seriously shill like a jude piece of shit just for me to do sexual favors to your little jewish wee-wee. If you're a girl, please skip to point 4. Otherwise, ignore point 4.


1. Are you happy you spend this much money on just vain dreams?


2. Are you just paying me for a trip or something?


3. How gentle do you want me to anally rape you at the comfort of your home?


4. Hi, sweetie! ;) Don't remove your pledge, please! Always pledge every month every year and on, thank you. YOU'RE AWESOME! YOU'RE AWESOME! YOU'RE A GENIUS! SMASH SEXISM!


5. Thanks for the money you mongoloid.

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$0 of $1 per month
Am I important yet?
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The dictator of YouTube, the Doom Slayer.

Basically some edgy cunt making funny internet videos. I need money so I can fully shove it up my gay ass. Maybe buy better equipment? A greenscreen? Games? Who knows! You're already giving me money!

I am a king of kings in YouTube. Look at my works, mighty one, and despair.

How am I so sure? Well, you're voluntarily giving me $1 for making stupid internet videos, since my videos are shite infantile commentary crap. Self-deprecation! Funny shit as always. Here's a picture of baby Jesus:

Some call me a troll, some call me the worst youtuber, some even call me an onion eating cyclops, but in the end, I'm just like you, a narcissistic ego-tripping cunt who's driven by money and fame.


EARLY ACCESS TO VIDEOS HOURS BEFORE IT OFFICIALLY UPLOADS
  • FREE DOWNLOADS OF NEW MUSIC RELEASES, MP3 AND LOSSLESS
  • ART COMMISSIONS MONTHLY
  • YOUR NAME ON THE CREDITS, CUZ THAT'S WHAT WE ALL DO
  • PRINTED MERCH AND CUSTOM SKETCHES
  • GET TO VOTE FOR NEW VIDEOS AND SUGGEST VIDEOS
  • ROLES IN DISCORD
  • A VIRTUAL PAT IN THE BACK
  • THE SATISFACTION OF JOINING AN EXTREMIST REVOLUTION OF GLORIFIED HOMOSEXUAL NEO-NAZIS AGAINST THE (((YOUTUBE ESTABLISHMENT))) RULED BY THE %1 WHO TRULY BENEFIT THE INTERESTS OF A FEW
  • croissant
Also in it's exclusive tier, you can enter...

THE SCHWULENLAND PROPAGANDA MACHINE GIVEAWAY

A giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.

Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.

The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.



  • A Patreon/supporter exclusive magazine "Schwulenland Zeitung", just a plan, don't get to hassled about it
  • Game projects and probably a Kickstarter scam
  • Corrode the media outside the Internet with more cancerous works
  • Expand the cancerous influence even more


To wrap up, any detractors or any non-supporters that do not contribute to this Patreon page will be declared as enemies of the State of Schwulenland, and will be pursued up to summary execution.

Now enjoy this set of non-subliminal artwork added to the page for non-subliminal-entrainment purposes.

I am the best because I am the worst.

-JMAA


Recent posts by JMAA TV

Tiers
Soldat
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Get early access to all the videos for a while before their release (if possible)
Includes Discord rewards
Memen-Walpurgis
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...

Get an exclusive 25% discount on JMAA TV `Premium content such as Patreon SLAM


ONLY THIS TIER: Have a rare pepe sent into your Patreon inbox

Includes Discord rewards
Eiferer
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • Be able to request art commissions (limited to 1 request per month, can be NSFW, characters must be ADULT)
  • ONLY THIS TIER: TotenPater will dedicate you a "Well, what is it?" gesture video, and I will level up my DEX you fucking faggot
Includes Discord rewards
PROPAGANDA MACHINE (exclusive giveaway tier)
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Only exclusively on this tier, you'll enter a giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.


Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.


The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.


You will also receive the rewards for the normal $5 tier.

Includes Discord rewards
Daemon
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • Name in the video credits and JMAA TV Premium episodes
  • Get sent a printed copy of Mein Kampf (my book) to your mail
  • ONLY THIS TIER: Get sent a dickpic (or nudes)
Includes Discord rewards
Walpurgisführer
$30 or more per month 1 patron
Previous rewards plus...
  • I will send you art by mail, which can even be the art request from the $5 tier.
  • Receive a piece of merch of your choice on your mail under $30
  • ONLY THIS TIER: I will call you a random insult
Includes Discord rewards
Dunkler Oberherr
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
Previous rewards plus...
  • DIRECT CONTROL! You're able to request ONE VIDEO from me as you may demand. You put the script, you put the whole idea, as long as it works, we're doing swell.
  • YOU ARE THE GOSPEL OF JMAA.TV! Recieve a MEGAPACK of 20 of all the varieties of JMAA.TV STICKERS EVERY MONTH so you can spread 'em, stick 'em anywhere and spread the word.
  • ONLY THIS TIER: Get a video where I can repeat your name over and over for 10 minutes so I can get that extra YouTube ad revenue HA HA you're such a fucking moron for giving me money FAGGOT
  • ALSO THIS TIER: i wil haev a date wit u and succ ur dicc (or pussi i am inklusibe heer)


i want to eet sum frozun yogert

Includes Discord rewards
Der Oberste Gentelmann
$666 or more per month 0 of 88 patrons
Previous rewards plus...


Nothing. Thanks for the money, dummy.


Oh, maybe a special rank in Discord? idk

Includes Discord rewards
WORLD ☮️ PEACE pacifier
$1,488 or more per month 0 of 14 patrons
Previous rewards plus the acknowledgement that you're pretty much stupid enough to spend this much money on this shit this stupid, so I know that you're a youtuber or something who wants to seriously shill like a jude piece of shit just for me to do sexual favors to your little jewish wee-wee. If you're a girl, please skip to point 4. Otherwise, ignore point 4.


1. Are you happy you spend this much money on just vain dreams?


2. Are you just paying me for a trip or something?


3. How gentle do you want me to anally rape you at the comfort of your home?


4. Hi, sweetie! ;) Don't remove your pledge, please! Always pledge every month every year and on, thank you. YOU'RE AWESOME! YOU'RE AWESOME! YOU'RE A GENIUS! SMASH SEXISM!


5. Thanks for the money you mongoloid.

Includes Discord rewards