IGNORE THE TEXT BELOW UNTIL YOU PLEDGE
The dictator of YouTube, the Doom Slayer.
Basically some edgy cunt making funny internet videos. I need money so I can fully shove it up my gay ass. Maybe buy better equipment? A greenscreen? Games? Who knows! You're already giving me money!
I am a king of kings in YouTube. Look at my works, mighty one, and despair.
How am I so sure? Well, you're voluntarily giving me $1 for making stupid internet videos, since my videos are shite infantile commentary crap. Self-deprecation! Funny shit as always. Here's a picture of baby Jesus:
- FREE DOWNLOADS OF NEW MUSIC RELEASES, MP3 AND LOSSLESS
- ART COMMISSIONS MONTHLY
- YOUR NAME ON THE CREDITS, CUZ THAT'S WHAT WE ALL DO
- PRINTED MERCH AND CUSTOM SKETCHES
- GET TO VOTE FOR NEW VIDEOS AND SUGGEST VIDEOS
- ROLES IN DISCORD
- A VIRTUAL PAT IN THE BACK
- THE SATISFACTION OF JOINING AN EXTREMIST REVOLUTION OF GLORIFIED HOMOSEXUAL NEO-NAZIS AGAINST THE (((YOUTUBE ESTABLISHMENT))) RULED BY THE %1 WHO TRULY BENEFIT THE INTERESTS OF A FEW
A giveaway for 3 Schwulenland Flags straight off of Teespring (the merch store) and 1 copy of my book Mein Kampf, straight off of Amazon, all of them delivered by random each month to only the patrons of this tier.
Once we reach the 25 minimum threshold of patrons under this tier, the giveaway will be operative the next month where all pledges are processed.
The purpose of this Patreon tier is to incentivize patrons to spread the word of Schwulenland and JMAA TV, in the quest of onion red pilling the people and impose our empire into the minds of the peeple.
- A Patreon/supporter exclusive magazine "Schwulenland Zeitung", just a plan, don't get to hassled about it
- Game projects and probably a Kickstarter scam
- Corrode the media outside the Internet with more cancerous works
- Expand the cancerous influence even more
Now enjoy this set of non-subliminal artwork added to the page for non-subliminal-entrainment purposes.
I am the best because I am the worst.
For each $100 on my Patreon I will put up a funny animated gif.
Why can't I block the irony? I'M PRESSING BUTTONS
there is nothing to worry about, my child. this is nothing more than an illusion of what's not to come. you know perfectly in this timeline, hillary clinton won the 2016 election, dalasreview is the biggest youtuber of the world and mandela isn't dead. you may sleep well in your crib, my child, and dream of the joyful and happy family you'll have when you're older and have fullfilled your yearly tax collection for israel.
there is no need to be upset.
Fun Fact: did you know?
ImAllexx is actually a lizard, this is a fact
^ this guy is looking at something stupid above him