Joel's Gulch is creating a blog
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Hi, I'm Joel, chief cook and bottle washer for The Ultimate Answer to Kings at joelsgulch.com. Little Bear and I love livin' right and bein' free, yessir. We live 'way far back in the Southwest high desert, so mostly we can live right through lack of opportunities to sin. 

Full disclosure, Little Bear finds opportunities to sin on a fairly regular basis. But not me. I'm pure as the driven snow.

Come check out what passes for "simplicity" and creative poverty at Joel's Gulch.

But getting to the point - We also enjoy eating food, cooking it with propane, using glaucoma meds so we don't go blind, and maybe even buying an occasional book or taste of uisge beatha. Readers have been helping us do that with care packages and good advice for years now, and people keep telling me that Patreon is the new hotness.

So if you like TUAK and want to help us keep going out here, we'd appreciate the help.
Tiers
Awesome Monthly Contributor
$1 or more per month 5 patrons
  • The joy and inner contentment that comes of doing the right thing.
Super Awesome Monthly Contributor
$2 or more per month 6 patrons
  • The transcendent bliss that comes of being twice as good as those $1/month cheapskates.
Super Mega Awesome Monthly Contributor
$5 or more per month 7 patrons
  • The key to the Karma vault and a shovel.
Really Getting a Little Creepy About It Monthly Contributor
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Personally autographed Karma delivered to your door. By anime girls.
Goals
$100 – reached! per month
When I reach $100 per month, I'll repair the Jeep's shock absorbers! Landlady will be very surprised and proud.
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Hi, I'm Joel, chief cook and bottle washer for The Ultimate Answer to Kings at joelsgulch.com. Little Bear and I love livin' right and bein' free, yessir. We live 'way far back in the Southwest high desert, so mostly we can live right through lack of opportunities to sin. 

Full disclosure, Little Bear finds opportunities to sin on a fairly regular basis. But not me. I'm pure as the driven snow.

Come check out what passes for "simplicity" and creative poverty at Joel's Gulch.

But getting to the point - We also enjoy eating food, cooking it with propane, using glaucoma meds so we don't go blind, and maybe even buying an occasional book or taste of uisge beatha. Readers have been helping us do that with care packages and good advice for years now, and people keep telling me that Patreon is the new hotness.

So if you like TUAK and want to help us keep going out here, we'd appreciate the help.

Recent posts by Joel's Gulch

Tiers
Awesome Monthly Contributor
$1 or more per month 5 patrons
  • The joy and inner contentment that comes of doing the right thing.
Super Awesome Monthly Contributor
$2 or more per month 6 patrons
  • The transcendent bliss that comes of being twice as good as those $1/month cheapskates.
Super Mega Awesome Monthly Contributor
$5 or more per month 7 patrons
  • The key to the Karma vault and a shovel.
Really Getting a Little Creepy About It Monthly Contributor
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Personally autographed Karma delivered to your door. By anime girls.