Johann Hari is creating Books, Journalism, Talks
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The Good People
$2 or more per month 30 patrons
Thank you. I appreciate you supporting my work and I’m really grateful for it. You get access to all my locked posts on Patreon. 
The Even More Good People
$5 or more per month 25 patrons
This is the equivalent of buying me a large bottle of Diet Coke (which I would have running into my veins on an IV drip if it was medically possible). I can only write if I have consumed enough caffeine to kill a cow. You’ll also get a monthly email from me about what I’ve been up to that week. And the happy knowledge you have exposed to me a whole range of acids and aspartames.
The Truly Good People (With Apologies To The People Giving Less)
$10 or more per month 17 patrons
Amazing! You are officially and truly GOOD and will certainly enjoy the afterlife. I’ll also be sending this group a small monthly mail-out responding to any questions you submit and would like to discuss.
Literal angels
$25 or more per month 1 patron
This more like buying me dinner. (Since you asked: Pizza Hut, extra-large Margharita.) You won't just enjoy the afterlife - you will be the angels who welcome people to the afterlife. Each month I’d send you a little video updating you on what I’ve been up to since we last spoke.
Okay, I am running out of hyperbole now
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
What can I say? For this I’d send you a personally signed copy of my next book, and thank you in the acknowledgements for it.
Now my hyperbole has been wildly exceeded
$100 or more per month 1 patron
I’m not sure what escalating love I can offer here, except that I’d send you three signed copies of my next book, and thank in the acknowledgments anyone you nominated, like a loved one (as long as it’s not Hitler or something). (But then I doubt people who love Hitler are keen to support me anyway.)
Gods Beyond All Human Conception
$250 or more per month 1 patron
If you commit this much to me, I will raise your children for you, and teach them to chant my books as one long epic poem, so you don’t have to actually read them any more – I will just return the children to you, and you can hear the book flow out to you in their charming child’s tones. 


I will also have dinner with you when I’m in your city (provided I can eat huge portions.)

Tiers
The Good People
$2 or more per month 30 patrons
Thank you. I appreciate you supporting my work and I’m really grateful for it. You get access to all my locked posts on Patreon. 
The Even More Good People
$5 or more per month 25 patrons
This is the equivalent of buying me a large bottle of Diet Coke (which I would have running into my veins on an IV drip if it was medically possible). I can only write if I have consumed enough caffeine to kill a cow. You’ll also get a monthly email from me about what I’ve been up to that week. And the happy knowledge you have exposed to me a whole range of acids and aspartames.
The Truly Good People (With Apologies To The People Giving Less)
$10 or more per month 17 patrons
Amazing! You are officially and truly GOOD and will certainly enjoy the afterlife. I’ll also be sending this group a small monthly mail-out responding to any questions you submit and would like to discuss.
Literal angels
$25 or more per month 1 patron
This more like buying me dinner. (Since you asked: Pizza Hut, extra-large Margharita.) You won't just enjoy the afterlife - you will be the angels who welcome people to the afterlife. Each month I’d send you a little video updating you on what I’ve been up to since we last spoke.
Okay, I am running out of hyperbole now
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
What can I say? For this I’d send you a personally signed copy of my next book, and thank you in the acknowledgements for it.
Now my hyperbole has been wildly exceeded
$100 or more per month 1 patron
I’m not sure what escalating love I can offer here, except that I’d send you three signed copies of my next book, and thank in the acknowledgments anyone you nominated, like a loved one (as long as it’s not Hitler or something). (But then I doubt people who love Hitler are keen to support me anyway.)
Gods Beyond All Human Conception
$250 or more per month 1 patron
If you commit this much to me, I will raise your children for you, and teach them to chant my books as one long epic poem, so you don’t have to actually read them any more – I will just return the children to you, and you can hear the book flow out to you in their charming child’s tones. 


I will also have dinner with you when I’m in your city (provided I can eat huge portions.)