John Keefe is creating Scripts, Columns, and Articles
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I am a sexy author, actor, editor, and playwright operating out of Chicago, Illinois. For the past year or so I've been living off of my Liberal Arts degree but it's not particularly high in calcium and the ink tastes funny with Sriracha. I need to diversify my diet. You can help!

Over the years, I've written for sites such as Cracked, JayIsGames.com, Chicago Literati, OneGlobeCitizen.com, and The-Editing-Room.com, all fantastic outlets. I'd love nothing more than to keep doing what I'm doing, and for less than the cost of a Starbucks coffee, you can make that happen.

Any tiny, miniscule, insignificant donation would mean the world to me. I'm talking molecules here, tiny atoms of money-related quantum matter. It means I won't have excuses to just sit in the tub and cry. Instead, I can sit in the tub and work on scripts! Yay!!

Patreon allows you to edit your donations before they go out, so even if I post a billion pieces of content, you can still choose how much to send me at the end of the month.

Thank you for your support!
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Twitter bump. Yeah, I know, big money, am I right? Well shoot me a buck and you'll not only have my undying gratitude, but also a little Thank You Tweet sent out to all of my Twitter followers. Networking!

Hey, it's something. Who knows? When I win my Oscar that tweet will be damn valuable. And I'm always looking to make internet friends.
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A Twitter follow. Yeah, that's right. Prove you're better than all those $1 peasants and I will stalk you online. I promise to retweet and favorite generously.
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Send me fifteen whole United States moneys and I will write an Abridged Script of your choosing. Tell me the movie, it shall be done. I can't control when it exactly it shall be published since it's got to go through the main website, but it'll be there in due time. Please try to pick semi-popular ones, or ones widely available on Netflix.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Pfft, like this is ever going to happen.
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I've had ideas bouncing around my head for years about a narrative-based webcomic set in a dense fictional world. Sadly, I cannot draw, and artists are expensive. If I can swing a decent amount of cash, I'll know I have the support I need to get cracking. I already own the URL and I have about 60 pages of content written. All I need is a little startup cash to get a good artist. Make this happen, people.
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I am a sexy author, actor, editor, and playwright operating out of Chicago, Illinois. For the past year or so I've been living off of my Liberal Arts degree but it's not particularly high in calcium and the ink tastes funny with Sriracha. I need to diversify my diet. You can help!

Over the years, I've written for sites such as Cracked, JayIsGames.com, Chicago Literati, OneGlobeCitizen.com, and The-Editing-Room.com, all fantastic outlets. I'd love nothing more than to keep doing what I'm doing, and for less than the cost of a Starbucks coffee, you can make that happen.

Any tiny, miniscule, insignificant donation would mean the world to me. I'm talking molecules here, tiny atoms of money-related quantum matter. It means I won't have excuses to just sit in the tub and cry. Instead, I can sit in the tub and work on scripts! Yay!!

Patreon allows you to edit your donations before they go out, so even if I post a billion pieces of content, you can still choose how much to send me at the end of the month.

Thank you for your support!

Recent posts by John Keefe

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Twitter bump. Yeah, I know, big money, am I right? Well shoot me a buck and you'll not only have my undying gratitude, but also a little Thank You Tweet sent out to all of my Twitter followers. Networking!

Hey, it's something. Who knows? When I win my Oscar that tweet will be damn valuable. And I'm always looking to make internet friends.
Pledge $5 or more per month
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A Twitter follow. Yeah, that's right. Prove you're better than all those $1 peasants and I will stalk you online. I promise to retweet and favorite generously.
Pledge $15 or more per month
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Send me fifteen whole United States moneys and I will write an Abridged Script of your choosing. Tell me the movie, it shall be done. I can't control when it exactly it shall be published since it's got to go through the main website, but it'll be there in due time. Please try to pick semi-popular ones, or ones widely available on Netflix.
Pledge $200 or more per month
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Pfft, like this is ever going to happen.