Johnny America is creating a ’zine of fiction, humor, and other miscellany.
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For over fifteen years, Johnny America has somewhat-reliably accomplished its aim of providing a home for humorous and literary short fiction, deadpan reviews of scratcher lottery tickets, and amazingly amusing miscellany kindly sent to us by like-minded writers both famous and obscure.

Tiers
Moon Rock Tier
$1 or more per month
  • Your support at this level will help subsidize the costs of running the Johnny America web site and creating the miscellaneous rabbit-emblazoned ephemera we love to design
  • Your name will grace our patron recognition page, which will impress our editorial staff's spouses
  • We'll periodically send you stickers, buttons, matchbooks, and other mildly amusing swag  
  • Our sincerest thanks for supporting what we do
Mercer & Mancini Tier
$3 or more per month
  • Everything included in the Moon Rock Tier 
  • Your support at this level will allow us to gift a bottle of wine to one of our contributors
  • On our patron recognition page, we will fabricate a short and mostly-flattering description of you; we might extol your better-than-average skills at the game Trivial Pursuit, for example, or describe how you usually, mostly, make good life choices
  • New issues of the Johnny America print zine as they're released (about once a year) 
  • Any side-project zines or print ephemera we produce


Modern Dionysus Tier
$10 or more per month
  • Everything included in the Mercer & Mancini Tier
  • Your support at this level will allow us to gift at least four bottles of wine to our contributors, greatly increasing the odds that they'll continue sharing their stories with us
  • On our patron recognition page, we will manufacture a brief and no doubt honest description of you; your unparalleled cooking skills might be described, or perhaps your effortlessly maintained abdominal muscles or mesmerizing singing voice
  • Any t-shirts, undergarments, or wearable items we produce
For over fifteen years, Johnny America has somewhat-reliably accomplished its aim of providing a home for humorous and literary short fiction, deadpan reviews of scratcher lottery tickets, and amazingly amusing miscellany kindly sent to us by like-minded writers both famous and obscure.

Recent posts by Johnny America

Tiers
Moon Rock Tier
$1 or more per month
  • Your support at this level will help subsidize the costs of running the Johnny America web site and creating the miscellaneous rabbit-emblazoned ephemera we love to design
  • Your name will grace our patron recognition page, which will impress our editorial staff's spouses
  • We'll periodically send you stickers, buttons, matchbooks, and other mildly amusing swag  
  • Our sincerest thanks for supporting what we do
Mercer & Mancini Tier
$3 or more per month
  • Everything included in the Moon Rock Tier 
  • Your support at this level will allow us to gift a bottle of wine to one of our contributors
  • On our patron recognition page, we will fabricate a short and mostly-flattering description of you; we might extol your better-than-average skills at the game Trivial Pursuit, for example, or describe how you usually, mostly, make good life choices
  • New issues of the Johnny America print zine as they're released (about once a year) 
  • Any side-project zines or print ephemera we produce


Modern Dionysus Tier
$10 or more per month
  • Everything included in the Mercer & Mancini Tier
  • Your support at this level will allow us to gift at least four bottles of wine to our contributors, greatly increasing the odds that they'll continue sharing their stories with us
  • On our patron recognition page, we will manufacture a brief and no doubt honest description of you; your unparalleled cooking skills might be described, or perhaps your effortlessly maintained abdominal muscles or mesmerizing singing voice
  • Any t-shirts, undergarments, or wearable items we produce