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Watch out: I'm not BlueJo, more like I'm ScarJo.

All That's Solid Melts Into Aargh (SF & fantasy)
Sad Press Games (tabletop RPGs)
Skycrawl (text-based dungeoncrawler)
The Sputnik Awards for speculative fiction
Sad Press (poetry)
Hix Eros (poetry)
Academia.edu
Economic Humanities

Recent posts by Jo Lindsay Walton

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I am afraid not. if only life was that simple
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ill sort u out. oh, you'll get your "reward
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there is a real reward for $10
Pledge $15 or more per deception
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felxible reward
Pledge $20 or more per deception
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can't tell you about it but pretty amazing
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i will publish your poetry
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come to stay (you)
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a shoulder to cry on and another to lean
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you can feel my heart beating up to 100 times per week
Pledge $110 or more per deception
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clothing, elk
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friendship and trust. always there literally always jsut her
Pledge $200 or more per deception
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the real you and the real me and the real you and the real me and the FAKE me ha ha just joking or am i
Pledge $250 or more per deception
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have your back never let you dwon
Pledge $300 or more per deception
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on your side (internet etc,)
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you can go back in time and make it better again
Pledge $400 or more per deception
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+1 charsima
Pledge $500 or more per deception
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never be afraid never be alone
Pledge $700 or more per deception
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maybe you've done or a crime or smothething - I go in your place
Pledge $800 or more per deception
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we tell each other it's true over and over
Pledge $900 or more per deception
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a hug AND i will sponsor you the same back one day
Pledge $1,000 or more per deception
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unlock playable Jo
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too big to descirbe here, send money
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those free bicycles in london tuckerized with your name or bank
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more detail to life
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you get: kitkat fingers with real fingers and real kitten
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tickets to french open with me, Tennis.
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personality cuddles, endlessly turning chest, get down with hayloft Cain attar
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proofread
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stalagmites grow as chess pieces
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climate change back
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conkers full of silk
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shhhhhh
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i call often
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relock playable jo
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stolen cover (sporanas Box Set)
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love
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proofrea your thoughts and feelings before you feel them for 1 year (no suffering or evil depending)
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whistle emanating from a plume
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merch
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i sit in gabardine toast spanking
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another good reward to add to your growing collection!
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you will be challenged by this reward tier at first but eventually it will change your life
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i say YEAH you did encouragingly after you mention a pretty good thing you did
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apologies for the money i have stolen so far
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you and me just ... walk, you know?
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subject to morphology our luminosities dovetail
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open to the idea of having kids
Pledge $28,000 or more per deception
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a cutie patootie reward
Pledge $29,000 or more per deception
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someone gets next to you on bus with their cat who is so friendly he fair near kittles in your pocket
Pledge $30,000 or more per deception
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i spread murmurs that the state's healthier leg ends in you
Pledge $40,000 or more per deception
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yes i have yoru reward right here
Pledge $50,000 or more per deception
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eight poems a second
Pledge $60,000 or more per deception
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subsystems automatically shower themselves. you can spread your wants into very friendship, still made of desire for you
Pledge $70,000 or more per deception
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any identity, anything
Pledge $75,000 or more per deception
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get out of nicholas cage
Pledge $80,000 or more per deception
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i will send you a self-picture taken of me
Pledge $90,000 or more per deception
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pretend to be chickens and sing any song you like
Pledge $100,000 or more per deception
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when you go out and hunt you shoot at diet deer yet talk with so tonk a tongue between your lips you can kiss through riot gear