Joseph's Machines is creating Useless Machines
149
patrons
$650
per month
Who am I?
Hello. I am Joseph. I make machines. Not the type that make life easier. The type that make life more complicated, messier and more fun.

What will I do with your money?
My machines take a ton of time to make, and your support would help me make more of them, more often and with crazier materials. I’ve used a hamster to push a marble but if I could hire an elephant imagine what could be pushed!

I'll also be posting more regularly from now on. You can expect a new machine every month, and if I get enough Patreon supporters I'll hire a builder and post more frequently!

What will YOU get in return?
Get early access to my videos, bonus behind-the-scenes clips, insider info on machine tricks, and be able to connect with me directly on a regular basis.

What does the WORLD get?
Even though my machines are useless, there is a deeper goal. My machines use everyday objects in unexpected ways - the same kind of creative thinking that leads to out-of-the-box innovation. A lot of my fans are kids and I hope to help inspire the next generation of creative problem solvers to take on the world's problems!
Tiers
EARLY ACCESS
$2 or more per month

See my new machines a week before the rest of the world!


During that week I'll also answer all your questions in the comments.

BONUS VIDEOS
$5 or more per month
  • Machine fails / bloopers
  • Insider tricks revealed
  • Sneak-peak illustrations
  • Project updates and more random stuff
PRODUCER
$50 or more per month only 6 left
Wow thank you! For this you'll be an official producer, with a producer credit at the end of every video. AND I'll send you a unique hand drawn illustration of one of my machines when you sign up!
Goals
$650 of $1,000 per month
I'll upgrade my workshop, use cats in a machine and livestream a celebratory Q&A.
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Who am I?
Hello. I am Joseph. I make machines. Not the type that make life easier. The type that make life more complicated, messier and more fun.

What will I do with your money?
My machines take a ton of time to make, and your support would help me make more of them, more often and with crazier materials. I’ve used a hamster to push a marble but if I could hire an elephant imagine what could be pushed!

I'll also be posting more regularly from now on. You can expect a new machine every month, and if I get enough Patreon supporters I'll hire a builder and post more frequently!

What will YOU get in return?
Get early access to my videos, bonus behind-the-scenes clips, insider info on machine tricks, and be able to connect with me directly on a regular basis.

What does the WORLD get?
Even though my machines are useless, there is a deeper goal. My machines use everyday objects in unexpected ways - the same kind of creative thinking that leads to out-of-the-box innovation. A lot of my fans are kids and I hope to help inspire the next generation of creative problem solvers to take on the world's problems!

Recent posts by Joseph's Machines

Tiers
EARLY ACCESS
$2 or more per month

See my new machines a week before the rest of the world!


During that week I'll also answer all your questions in the comments.

BONUS VIDEOS
$5 or more per month
  • Machine fails / bloopers
  • Insider tricks revealed
  • Sneak-peak illustrations
  • Project updates and more random stuff
PRODUCER
$50 or more per month only 6 left
Wow thank you! For this you'll be an official producer, with a producer credit at the end of every video. AND I'll send you a unique hand drawn illustration of one of my machines when you sign up!