Jozzomov

is creating oddities

1

patron
I like to make stories. 

'Shilo (Colour Alteration)' Drawn with the Wacom Cintiq utilizing Manga Studio Pro, and the sexy brushes, 2016

First of all, if you're here actively supporting artists pursuing their work, and collaborating with other artists, while sustaining the monetary needs they require to keep doing it,
you are fucking awesome. 

Words fall short, but you are wondrous for funding independent arts, and I basically will never cease the vast sea of thank yous currently traveling your way in a sort of metaphorical typhoon made of fist bumps. 

If you happen to be new to Patreon, here's a VIDEO that explains the site's functions and inner workings. (Yes, I was absolutely inspired by Amanda Palmer to put up this explanatory message entailing the video. Check her out at: https://www.patreon.com/amandapalmer. She rocks all the socks, and she's not alone by a long shot. Just browse through the Creator pages. There exist all sorts of brilliant and magical creatures, scattered everywhere.)

In short, if you are inspired by someone's work on this site, you can fund their artistic escapades, whatever they may be on a month to month basis so that they can continue to afford to put out content, and you can MAKE your own Creator page, and start putting out your own artscapades. 

That's pretty damn sweet. 

Stuff I do: Direct and create traditional, digital and stop motion animation, cartoons, illustrations, comics, compositions, storyboards, character designs and concept art, surrealist funky things, musical nonsense, weapons of various unusual sizes and all around shameless nerdy confectionaries.

When it comes down to it, I'm just a guy who likes to draw and write songs a lot.

The bulk of my art-ventures (yes, also quite corny) are showcased on my website, 'jozzomov.com' but you can view other bits and pieces at 'vimeo.com/jozzomov' and 'jozzomov.newgrounds.com'

I believe we have only touched the ostensible surface of the constructs defined under art and music. Both as singularities or combined harmoniously can cure disease at statistically alarming rates, open minds to new ideas, bond lives together, give hope to those who feel otherwise resoundingly lost, and bring the most stoic of sentience crumbling to their knees explicitly foaming with crocodile tears of joy. 

I dream to awaken others towards discovering their potential while relinquishing the restrictions and damage carried over from a failed barter system that outgrew its own construct, a commercially driven world collapsing in on itself, and generations of collectively conditioned fears once instinctual survival mechanisms rendered mostly detrimental in recent amalgamations. Every living being has dreams. As long as those goals do not harm or torture another, it is terribly important that everyone have the freedom to pursue them regardless of religion, occupation, who they love or what a person fucking looks like.

Every single individual is born with that right. 

In turn through these artaclysmic efforts, they help me to grow and I think learn to be a better person.

Also, always open to collaboration. We're all part of this, this vast collective encompassation (made up word) of everything in existence, something bigger than the sum of our parts, and when we come together, multiple perspectives combining our skills, or like some sort of giant mech if you will, it creates something far more than what we do alone. So yeah, just ask.

That pretty much covers it. Thanks for reading and taking an interest. Whatever you contribute, one cent to a bajillion cents, whatever you don't, whenever you follow my page, share something, whenever you look at anything I happen to scribble up, music up, whatever have you, and it moves you, it means just as much. In fact, it blows me away quite often, and I find it difficult to place exactly into proper wordage, but it means mountains to me.

Life as we know it is far too brief to be ordinary; so let's move some hearts, get messy and most importantly, let's get weird. 

Tiers
$1 or More
$1 or more per month
Hi. Holy ghost of science, thank you. Really, it goes a crazy long way. This contribution means just as much to me as $31, just as much as $100, any of'em. The fact that you clicked onto my page, saw what I do and thought, "I'ma give that guy a dollar a month." I mean, damn. You're a unicorn made of lightning. 


While sustained by such lucrative purchasable energy sources as "food" I can continue gleefully flooding the world with animations, doodles and musical concoctions of all kinds. Yay verily.


For your gallant act of valour, you will have access to all of my pattern-only posts, and I will teach you one drawing lesson. You name it, something that's been giving you the most trouble. Let's hammer it out together. 

$4 or More
$4 or more per month
A signed doodle of Jozzomov, the conglomerate of my studio in human form due to your awesome contribution will soon be on its way, plus stickers. 


This reward also includes one drawing lesson.

$11 or More
$11 or more per month
This one goes to eleven.

You will receive one signed illustration of any animal (your choice, mythical creatures and dinosaurs absolutely included) shooting double finger guns complete with sunglasses. 


In addition, you will recieve not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR full drawing lessons. You name it. 


Stay classy.

$31 or More
$31 or more per month
Holy conglomerate of phrases comprised from various 1960's television, Batman! Thank you for your kindness, I am deeply grateful for your patronage.

In addition to yet another full drawing lesson, you will receive a signed original 3x4 Jozzomov Surgery Art scribble, example above. No two drawings are alike. 
$42 "Whatever you want it to be."
$42 or more per month
Gadzooks! You'll be receiving one full 8"x11" portrait commission signed and colored. You choose the subject and I'll draw it, plus all previous rewards. Yes, this includes the lessons from each tier added together: 7 lessons. 
$100 or More
$100 or more per month
This is the equivalent to someone saying, "I love you." and my response is a perplexed, "Why?"


It's hard to put into words, but it means mountains to me that you care about my squiggly squaggally art things that much, and additionally want me to be able to buy things like food, and art supplies, and instruments.. mostly instruments. I mean damn. 


I will always be grateful for your contribution and kindness, and it will be paid forward.

In fact, you know what? In addition to receiving all previously listed rewards, I'm writing a song for you, filming myself a'singin' and a'strummin' it on a trusty old guitar (or ukulele as shown in the picture above) and you will receive a dvd and digital copy because you just kicked that many asses and still have enough bubble gum to chew for days.

I mean really, the bubble gum, it's impressive. 

Keep on supporting individual artists and good luck to you in your own future endeavors.

What are you, the mayor of space??
$520 or more per month
Congratulations, you're adopted. You are now my son. I will come to your house, and bake you a mother fucking cake. Then we're going to court to sign the documents making you legally my adopted child. This is non-negotiable. 


Like, fuck, I love you, I'm insanely grateful, but here's some organizations you can donate that amount of money to that need it a lot more than I do: 

https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/

https://www.weareplannedparenthood.org/onlineactions/

https://www.veteransforpeace.org/take-action/donate

https://donate.rainn.org


You can look into your local shelters, and communities working to provide homes and jobs for the homeless too. 

I like to make stories. 

'Shilo (Colour Alteration)' Drawn with the Wacom Cintiq utilizing Manga Studio Pro, and the sexy brushes, 2016

First of all, if you're here actively supporting artists pursuing their work, and collaborating with other artists, while sustaining the monetary needs they require to keep doing it,
you are fucking awesome. 

Words fall short, but you are wondrous for funding independent arts, and I basically will never cease the vast sea of thank yous currently traveling your way in a sort of metaphorical typhoon made of fist bumps. 

If you happen to be new to Patreon, here's a VIDEO that explains the site's functions and inner workings. (Yes, I was absolutely inspired by Amanda Palmer to put up this explanatory message entailing the video. Check her out at: https://www.patreon.com/amandapalmer. She rocks all the socks, and she's not alone by a long shot. Just browse through the Creator pages. There exist all sorts of brilliant and magical creatures, scattered everywhere.)

In short, if you are inspired by someone's work on this site, you can fund their artistic escapades, whatever they may be on a month to month basis so that they can continue to afford to put out content, and you can MAKE your own Creator page, and start putting out your own artscapades. 

That's pretty damn sweet. 

Stuff I do: Direct and create traditional, digital and stop motion animation, cartoons, illustrations, comics, compositions, storyboards, character designs and concept art, surrealist funky things, musical nonsense, weapons of various unusual sizes and all around shameless nerdy confectionaries.

When it comes down to it, I'm just a guy who likes to draw and write songs a lot.

The bulk of my art-ventures (yes, also quite corny) are showcased on my website, 'jozzomov.com' but you can view other bits and pieces at 'vimeo.com/jozzomov' and 'jozzomov.newgrounds.com'

I believe we have only touched the ostensible surface of the constructs defined under art and music. Both as singularities or combined harmoniously can cure disease at statistically alarming rates, open minds to new ideas, bond lives together, give hope to those who feel otherwise resoundingly lost, and bring the most stoic of sentience crumbling to their knees explicitly foaming with crocodile tears of joy. 

I dream to awaken others towards discovering their potential while relinquishing the restrictions and damage carried over from a failed barter system that outgrew its own construct, a commercially driven world collapsing in on itself, and generations of collectively conditioned fears once instinctual survival mechanisms rendered mostly detrimental in recent amalgamations. Every living being has dreams. As long as those goals do not harm or torture another, it is terribly important that everyone have the freedom to pursue them regardless of religion, occupation, who they love or what a person fucking looks like.

Every single individual is born with that right. 

In turn through these artaclysmic efforts, they help me to grow and I think learn to be a better person.

Also, always open to collaboration. We're all part of this, this vast collective encompassation (made up word) of everything in existence, something bigger than the sum of our parts, and when we come together, multiple perspectives combining our skills, or like some sort of giant mech if you will, it creates something far more than what we do alone. So yeah, just ask.

That pretty much covers it. Thanks for reading and taking an interest. Whatever you contribute, one cent to a bajillion cents, whatever you don't, whenever you follow my page, share something, whenever you look at anything I happen to scribble up, music up, whatever have you, and it moves you, it means just as much. In fact, it blows me away quite often, and I find it difficult to place exactly into proper wordage, but it means mountains to me.

Life as we know it is far too brief to be ordinary; so let's move some hearts, get messy and most importantly, let's get weird. 

Recent posts by Jozzomov

Tiers
$1 or More
$1 or more per month
Hi. Holy ghost of science, thank you. Really, it goes a crazy long way. This contribution means just as much to me as $31, just as much as $100, any of'em. The fact that you clicked onto my page, saw what I do and thought, "I'ma give that guy a dollar a month." I mean, damn. You're a unicorn made of lightning. 


While sustained by such lucrative purchasable energy sources as "food" I can continue gleefully flooding the world with animations, doodles and musical concoctions of all kinds. Yay verily.


For your gallant act of valour, you will have access to all of my pattern-only posts, and I will teach you one drawing lesson. You name it, something that's been giving you the most trouble. Let's hammer it out together. 

$4 or More
$4 or more per month
A signed doodle of Jozzomov, the conglomerate of my studio in human form due to your awesome contribution will soon be on its way, plus stickers. 


This reward also includes one drawing lesson.

$11 or More
$11 or more per month
This one goes to eleven.

You will receive one signed illustration of any animal (your choice, mythical creatures and dinosaurs absolutely included) shooting double finger guns complete with sunglasses. 


In addition, you will recieve not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR full drawing lessons. You name it. 


Stay classy.

$31 or More
$31 or more per month
Holy conglomerate of phrases comprised from various 1960's television, Batman! Thank you for your kindness, I am deeply grateful for your patronage.

In addition to yet another full drawing lesson, you will receive a signed original 3x4 Jozzomov Surgery Art scribble, example above. No two drawings are alike. 
$42 "Whatever you want it to be."
$42 or more per month
Gadzooks! You'll be receiving one full 8"x11" portrait commission signed and colored. You choose the subject and I'll draw it, plus all previous rewards. Yes, this includes the lessons from each tier added together: 7 lessons. 
$100 or More
$100 or more per month
This is the equivalent to someone saying, "I love you." and my response is a perplexed, "Why?"


It's hard to put into words, but it means mountains to me that you care about my squiggly squaggally art things that much, and additionally want me to be able to buy things like food, and art supplies, and instruments.. mostly instruments. I mean damn. 


I will always be grateful for your contribution and kindness, and it will be paid forward.

In fact, you know what? In addition to receiving all previously listed rewards, I'm writing a song for you, filming myself a'singin' and a'strummin' it on a trusty old guitar (or ukulele as shown in the picture above) and you will receive a dvd and digital copy because you just kicked that many asses and still have enough bubble gum to chew for days.

I mean really, the bubble gum, it's impressive. 

Keep on supporting individual artists and good luck to you in your own future endeavors.

What are you, the mayor of space??
$520 or more per month
Congratulations, you're adopted. You are now my son. I will come to your house, and bake you a mother fucking cake. Then we're going to court to sign the documents making you legally my adopted child. This is non-negotiable. 


Like, fuck, I love you, I'm insanely grateful, but here's some organizations you can donate that amount of money to that need it a lot more than I do: 

https://donate.doctorswithoutborders.org/

https://www.weareplannedparenthood.org/onlineactions/

https://www.veteransforpeace.org/take-action/donate

https://donate.rainn.org


You can look into your local shelters, and communities working to provide homes and jobs for the homeless too.