J. S. Wydra is creating comedy stuff.
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I spend all day supping upon the nectar of a hilarious tree in my backyard, which gives me the humor of a thousand men. Feast now upon my jokes, and give me your money so that I can throw it at people.


Here is a list of the ongoing projects that are available for all to see:
Circus Killer News - An award-whining news blog that journalists across my parents house once called, "something." CKN is updated with in-depth articles about what's really going on in the world every weekday that its sole contributor is not sleepturbating. Articles include, "Abandoned Car Likely Belongs To Depressing Man," "What Your Favorite Color Says About You," and "SPECIAL REPORT: Facial Hair."

Actual Facts - A parody twitter account that features satirical facts and statistics, such as, "night vision goggles are green because they're more eco-friendly than day vision goggles," "serial killers are more afraid of you than you are of them," and "the Italian word 'ravioli' literally translates into English as 'pregnant womb noodle.'"

Actual News - A parody twitter account that features satirical news headlines, such as, "Fox News Producer Bugging Homes Of Veterans To See If They Up To Anything Heroic Lately," "Loosely Formed Opinion Survives Gauntlet Of Intelligent Conversation," and "President Trump Spends Second Half Of Cabinet Meeting Describing Amazing Dream He Just Had"

Actual Quotes - A parody twitter account that features satirical quotes, such as, "'Those who forget history are doomed to fail next week's final.' - My History Professor," and "'We never abandon our principals.' - Anonymous Vice Principal."

Actual Bible - A parody twitter account that features satirical bible passage and theistic inspiration, such as, "Every day I thank Jesus for being my Savior, and for saving all of my pictures in the Cloud, where he lives and guards them from Satan," and "The Lord God is the only One who can bring me clarity, not that damn Nasonex Bee who tempts me into sin."

Actual Words - A parody twitter account that features satirical definitions and words, such as, "Bananamous: of or relating to an unknown banana," and "Photographer: something the state of New York says I'm not allowed to be anymore."

Actual Astrology - A parody twitter account that features satirical horoscopes, such as, "Weekly Virgo: You are looking for encouragement in all the wrong places, and it will eventually get you pregnant," and "Weekly Aries: With Saturn in retrograde, now is the perfect time to fill up a coffin with buttered noodles and wriggle around in them like a slippery little snake queen."

Actual History - A parody Twitter account that features satirical captions on old-timey photos. Examples cannot be displayed through text.
Tiers
Patron
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Pledging gives you access to early content once a week. It doesn't sound like much, but in order to bring you this content early I need to rip open a hole in the fabric of spacetime and suck out the jokes with an canister vacuum that I don't even own. 
Goals
$36 of $100 per month
With this money I can buy back my soul from that sorcerer who tricked me into selling my lifeforce for some jalapeño poppers.
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I spend all day supping upon the nectar of a hilarious tree in my backyard, which gives me the humor of a thousand men. Feast now upon my jokes, and give me your money so that I can throw it at people.


Here is a list of the ongoing projects that are available for all to see:
Circus Killer News - An award-whining news blog that journalists across my parents house once called, "something." CKN is updated with in-depth articles about what's really going on in the world every weekday that its sole contributor is not sleepturbating. Articles include, "Abandoned Car Likely Belongs To Depressing Man," "What Your Favorite Color Says About You," and "SPECIAL REPORT: Facial Hair."

Actual Facts - A parody twitter account that features satirical facts and statistics, such as, "night vision goggles are green because they're more eco-friendly than day vision goggles," "serial killers are more afraid of you than you are of them," and "the Italian word 'ravioli' literally translates into English as 'pregnant womb noodle.'"

Actual News - A parody twitter account that features satirical news headlines, such as, "Fox News Producer Bugging Homes Of Veterans To See If They Up To Anything Heroic Lately," "Loosely Formed Opinion Survives Gauntlet Of Intelligent Conversation," and "President Trump Spends Second Half Of Cabinet Meeting Describing Amazing Dream He Just Had"

Actual Quotes - A parody twitter account that features satirical quotes, such as, "'Those who forget history are doomed to fail next week's final.' - My History Professor," and "'We never abandon our principals.' - Anonymous Vice Principal."

Actual Bible - A parody twitter account that features satirical bible passage and theistic inspiration, such as, "Every day I thank Jesus for being my Savior, and for saving all of my pictures in the Cloud, where he lives and guards them from Satan," and "The Lord God is the only One who can bring me clarity, not that damn Nasonex Bee who tempts me into sin."

Actual Words - A parody twitter account that features satirical definitions and words, such as, "Bananamous: of or relating to an unknown banana," and "Photographer: something the state of New York says I'm not allowed to be anymore."

Actual Astrology - A parody twitter account that features satirical horoscopes, such as, "Weekly Virgo: You are looking for encouragement in all the wrong places, and it will eventually get you pregnant," and "Weekly Aries: With Saturn in retrograde, now is the perfect time to fill up a coffin with buttered noodles and wriggle around in them like a slippery little snake queen."

Actual History - A parody Twitter account that features satirical captions on old-timey photos. Examples cannot be displayed through text.

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Tiers
Patron
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Pledging gives you access to early content once a week. It doesn't sound like much, but in order to bring you this content early I need to rip open a hole in the fabric of spacetime and suck out the jokes with an canister vacuum that I don't even own.