Juergen' It are creating a Very Timely Podcast About a Popular TV Show
22
patrons
$73
per month
Hi! We're two brothers making a podcast about the popular and relevant TV show, the Secret Life of the American Teenager. Sam has been a huge fan of the show for years and wanted to spread the gospel of Brenda Hampton far and wide, so we thought the best thing to do would be to make a podcast where we share our favorite moments from each episode. If you're a fellow fan of Secret Life and this all sounds good to you, great! Stop reading here, please!

Hi again! It's actually very bad and every week is agony. This podcast is killing us. I haven't seen my family in forty years. We made a deal with the devil for eternal youth and now we have to watch and discuss every episode of this putrid show. Don't think too much about the timeline of these events. The point is, we need your help. Hosting costs money, as does the therapy we both need because of the show. Anything you can give is greatly appreciated.

Anyway, dumb nonsense aside, that's pretty much where we're at. We're gonna do this damn podcast to the bitter end, and would be very grateful for anyone helping with the cost of hosting. Anything past that would just ease the significant mental and emotional burden this show is placing upon us. Thanks, and stay horny!
Tiers
Friend of the Show
$1 or more per month 13 patrons
You've done something incredible, something we never could have anticipated. You have given us money for watching Secret Life. You are amazing, and we love you. As thanks, you will gain a mildly special role in our Discord, access to all of our bonus content, which currently includes: all of our readings of The Secret Diary of Ashley Juergens, as well as readings of fanfic and Botnik scripts.
Includes Discord rewards
Hero of the Show
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
Oh jeez, maybe I set the bar too high with that last one. Five dollars? I don't even know what to say. For five dollars we'll give you a shoutout in the podcast, a pretty special role in our Discord, and we'll put a picture of you in our locker at school, the locker we share, at the high school we both go to.
Includes Discord rewards
MLB: The Show (2006 video game)
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
You're out of your mind. For $10 a month, you get a shoutout in the podcast, an incredibly special role in our Discord that allows you to listen in on our recordings live (typically around 6:30 PM PST on Fridays), and you* can make Jordan say anything you want** in Ben voice.*** ASMR optional.


*One patron per episode

**Within reason

***Please submit via Patreon message

Includes Discord rewards
Bronze Level Member
$15,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey, thanks!
Goals
$73 of $120 per month
Betty time!
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Hi! We're two brothers making a podcast about the popular and relevant TV show, the Secret Life of the American Teenager. Sam has been a huge fan of the show for years and wanted to spread the gospel of Brenda Hampton far and wide, so we thought the best thing to do would be to make a podcast where we share our favorite moments from each episode. If you're a fellow fan of Secret Life and this all sounds good to you, great! Stop reading here, please!

Hi again! It's actually very bad and every week is agony. This podcast is killing us. I haven't seen my family in forty years. We made a deal with the devil for eternal youth and now we have to watch and discuss every episode of this putrid show. Don't think too much about the timeline of these events. The point is, we need your help. Hosting costs money, as does the therapy we both need because of the show. Anything you can give is greatly appreciated.

Anyway, dumb nonsense aside, that's pretty much where we're at. We're gonna do this damn podcast to the bitter end, and would be very grateful for anyone helping with the cost of hosting. Anything past that would just ease the significant mental and emotional burden this show is placing upon us. Thanks, and stay horny!

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Tiers
Friend of the Show
$1 or more per month 13 patrons
You've done something incredible, something we never could have anticipated. You have given us money for watching Secret Life. You are amazing, and we love you. As thanks, you will gain a mildly special role in our Discord, access to all of our bonus content, which currently includes: all of our readings of The Secret Diary of Ashley Juergens, as well as readings of fanfic and Botnik scripts.
Includes Discord rewards
Hero of the Show
$5 or more per month 5 patrons
Oh jeez, maybe I set the bar too high with that last one. Five dollars? I don't even know what to say. For five dollars we'll give you a shoutout in the podcast, a pretty special role in our Discord, and we'll put a picture of you in our locker at school, the locker we share, at the high school we both go to.
Includes Discord rewards
MLB: The Show (2006 video game)
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
You're out of your mind. For $10 a month, you get a shoutout in the podcast, an incredibly special role in our Discord that allows you to listen in on our recordings live (typically around 6:30 PM PST on Fridays), and you* can make Jordan say anything you want** in Ben voice.*** ASMR optional.


*One patron per episode

**Within reason

***Please submit via Patreon message

Includes Discord rewards
Bronze Level Member
$15,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Hey, thanks!