Juli Crockett (of the Evangenitals) is creating Songs, Videos, and Theater
11

patrons

$50
per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
I do a lot of stuff. What kind of stuff, you may wonder? (Or not, if you already know me...) Well, how about recording records with The Evangenitals, making music videos, getting books publisheddirecting plays, performing in plays, writing plays and running a writing lab with Padua Playwrights, singing with the legendary folk singer Jim Kweskin, recording a crazy podcast in our backyard music studio (aka Sound43), and somehow managing to work a day job in the wild and crazy cannabis industry while raising an awesome child with my awesome husband.

Currently, I've just finished mounting a new theater piece, I'm working on a screenplay, recording the next Evangenitals album (the 100 Song Demo), and composing several new plays, still while working the aforementioned day job and raising the aforementioned child (with the awesome husband). 

This next album is going to be immense. (100 SONG DEMO!) We're going to be recording a TON of material, and not necessarily releasing it all to the general public. By becoming a Patron, you will get to hear it all: the good, the bad, and the filthy. Furthermore, I'm going to be developing a stage show (that also involves the Evangenitals), writing a lot of crazy stuff, making weird videos, and performing out and about in the world. 

As a Patron of my Arts, you get a front row seat to all of it. You can choose to give whatever amount you can, set a monthly max so that if I have a super productive spurt you won't get charged more than you planned, and change your settings anytime.

I tried to make the "rewards" of patronage as interesting as possible, from love letter to stick figure drawings to candid phone memo recording of humiliating first ideas for songs. If there's other perks and privileges that would entice you to give --- let me know! We can shake this thing up as we go!

Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
1 patron
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
For just $1 per "new thing" you will hear songs, see videos, and preview writings before they are released to the general public. And you'll get a free download link for new songs. Pretty snappy, eh?! Welcome to the family.
Pledge $2 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
2 patrons
The Patreon Tango!
Are you on Patreon? Are you finding it hard to get Patrons to Patronize you? Let's help each other out! Become a supporter at the $2 level, and I'll return the favor! Sign up and send me a message with your Patreon link, and BLAM! There I am. 
Pledge $5 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
8 patrons
Go Figure?!
For just $5 per "new thing", you'll be provided with a free download link for mp3's when I release new songs, private links to sneak preview videos, and downloadable PDF's of plays and other writings. And, I've just added a bonus reward -- stick figure drawings! Stick figure drawings are a passion of mine, and hopefully they will become a passion of yours, too. Lucky, lucky you! Huzzah!



Pledge $15 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
1 patron
Concerts in the Stream!
Free pass to our private house concert web streams. Plus, all previous rewards. Including the stick figures. How 'bout them apples???
Pledge $25 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 patrons
Bloopers Reel!
You, lucky patron, will periodically get to hear the raw "ideas" for songs and scenes that Juli records into her phone in the middle of the night, outtakes from band hijinks in the studios, unpublished (and sometimes NSFW) poems and project ideas, alternate (unreleased) versions of songs, and more ridiculous behind the scenes stuff that goes down and is caught on tape. Aw, snap!
Pledge $30 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 of 20 patrons
Cyber Hang!
Skype with the band from the Studio! We'll have a cyber-hang and talk about what's cooking in the plutonium mine. Heck, we can even play you some secret special tunes before they are even recorded. AMA, baby. Plus, every previous reward. Shazaaam! And if you're in the LA-area, even better.... come by for an in-person visit!
Pledge $40 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 patrons
Ticket Master!
Subscribers at this level will receive free entry to any of our live shows in the Los Angeles area, or anywhere we play that you might be able to attend. Give us a heads up that you'll be attending a live show, and we will have you on the list. Ain't you special? YES YOU ARE!
Pledge $50 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 patrons
Pen Pals!
Get monthly, handwritten, postcard updates from the band. This is old-school. We're talking postage stamps. This is some "wish you were here" madness. Let's do it. Plus, all previous rewards. Geez!
Pledge $60 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 patrons
Care Package!
We'll ship you an autographed copy of the Moby Dick LP (with digital download card) or CD, one of Juli's books (of your choosing) a T-shirt, and a love note from the band. Plus, every previous reward. And whenever a new album, book, or T-shirt comes out, guess what??? It's already yours! Boom!
Pledge $200 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 of 10 patrons
Sweet Serenade!
We will compose and record a song for you, on any topic of your choosing. And, you will be listed in the "thank you" credits of our next record. Plus, all previous rewards, of course. Ain't that sweet!
Pledge $300 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 of 10 patrons
Tour Manager!
Pledge at this level 6x or more, and we'll add your city to our tour route! (if it's in the Continental US, and possibly even if it's not)! Plus, all previous rewards. Huzzah!
Pledge $500 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 of 5 patrons
The Band's All Yours!
Pledge at this level for one year, and we will play your birthday party, wedding, private event, baby shower, kid's graduation, you name it... (if it's in the Continental US.) If not in the continental US, you cover transportation, and we will play your event anywhere in the world! Plus, every previous reward. Powerhouse!
Goals
$50 of $50,000 per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
At this point, I would be able to buy the empty hillside behind my house and realize my dream of starting a non-profit music-venue/urban farm. Let's do this.
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I do a lot of stuff. What kind of stuff, you may wonder? (Or not, if you already know me...) Well, how about recording records with The Evangenitals, making music videos, getting books publisheddirecting plays, performing in plays, writing plays and running a writing lab with Padua Playwrights, singing with the legendary folk singer Jim Kweskin, recording a crazy podcast in our backyard music studio (aka Sound43), and somehow managing to work a day job in the wild and crazy cannabis industry while raising an awesome child with my awesome husband.

Currently, I've just finished mounting a new theater piece, I'm working on a screenplay, recording the next Evangenitals album (the 100 Song Demo), and composing several new plays, still while working the aforementioned day job and raising the aforementioned child (with the awesome husband). 

This next album is going to be immense. (100 SONG DEMO!) We're going to be recording a TON of material, and not necessarily releasing it all to the general public. By becoming a Patron, you will get to hear it all: the good, the bad, and the filthy. Furthermore, I'm going to be developing a stage show (that also involves the Evangenitals), writing a lot of crazy stuff, making weird videos, and performing out and about in the world. 

As a Patron of my Arts, you get a front row seat to all of it. You can choose to give whatever amount you can, set a monthly max so that if I have a super productive spurt you won't get charged more than you planned, and change your settings anytime.

I tried to make the "rewards" of patronage as interesting as possible, from love letter to stick figure drawings to candid phone memo recording of humiliating first ideas for songs. If there's other perks and privileges that would entice you to give --- let me know! We can shake this thing up as we go!

Recent posts by Juli Crockett (of the Evangenitals)

Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
1 patron
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
For just $1 per "new thing" you will hear songs, see videos, and preview writings before they are released to the general public. And you'll get a free download link for new songs. Pretty snappy, eh?! Welcome to the family.
Pledge $2 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
2 patrons
The Patreon Tango!
Are you on Patreon? Are you finding it hard to get Patrons to Patronize you? Let's help each other out! Become a supporter at the $2 level, and I'll return the favor! Sign up and send me a message with your Patreon link, and BLAM! There I am. 
Pledge $5 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
8 patrons
Go Figure?!
For just $5 per "new thing", you'll be provided with a free download link for mp3's when I release new songs, private links to sneak preview videos, and downloadable PDF's of plays and other writings. And, I've just added a bonus reward -- stick figure drawings! Stick figure drawings are a passion of mine, and hopefully they will become a passion of yours, too. Lucky, lucky you! Huzzah!



Pledge $15 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
1 patron
Concerts in the Stream!
Free pass to our private house concert web streams. Plus, all previous rewards. Including the stick figures. How 'bout them apples???
Pledge $25 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 patrons
Bloopers Reel!
You, lucky patron, will periodically get to hear the raw "ideas" for songs and scenes that Juli records into her phone in the middle of the night, outtakes from band hijinks in the studios, unpublished (and sometimes NSFW) poems and project ideas, alternate (unreleased) versions of songs, and more ridiculous behind the scenes stuff that goes down and is caught on tape. Aw, snap!
Pledge $30 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 of 20 patrons
Cyber Hang!
Skype with the band from the Studio! We'll have a cyber-hang and talk about what's cooking in the plutonium mine. Heck, we can even play you some secret special tunes before they are even recorded. AMA, baby. Plus, every previous reward. Shazaaam! And if you're in the LA-area, even better.... come by for an in-person visit!
Pledge $40 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 patrons
Ticket Master!
Subscribers at this level will receive free entry to any of our live shows in the Los Angeles area, or anywhere we play that you might be able to attend. Give us a heads up that you'll be attending a live show, and we will have you on the list. Ain't you special? YES YOU ARE!
Pledge $50 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 patrons
Pen Pals!
Get monthly, handwritten, postcard updates from the band. This is old-school. We're talking postage stamps. This is some "wish you were here" madness. Let's do it. Plus, all previous rewards. Geez!
Pledge $60 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 patrons
Care Package!
We'll ship you an autographed copy of the Moby Dick LP (with digital download card) or CD, one of Juli's books (of your choosing) a T-shirt, and a love note from the band. Plus, every previous reward. And whenever a new album, book, or T-shirt comes out, guess what??? It's already yours! Boom!
Pledge $200 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 of 10 patrons
Sweet Serenade!
We will compose and record a song for you, on any topic of your choosing. And, you will be listed in the "thank you" credits of our next record. Plus, all previous rewards, of course. Ain't that sweet!
Pledge $300 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 of 10 patrons
Tour Manager!
Pledge at this level 6x or more, and we'll add your city to our tour route! (if it's in the Continental US, and possibly even if it's not)! Plus, all previous rewards. Huzzah!
Pledge $500 or more per Fully Produced Song, Video, Play
0 of 5 patrons
The Band's All Yours!
Pledge at this level for one year, and we will play your birthday party, wedding, private event, baby shower, kid's graduation, you name it... (if it's in the Continental US.) If not in the continental US, you cover transportation, and we will play your event anywhere in the world! Plus, every previous reward. Powerhouse!