Kaine Andrews is creating Books, Blogs and Stories
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I sift through the crazy thoughts in my head for the pearls hiding in the trash and transcribe them to the page or screen so others can share my madness. Primarily focusing on horror and urban fantasy, I take occasional side trips into westerns, romance, historical fiction, sci-fi and video game reviews. Most of what I write goes to my blog or Wattpad for free (if it doesn't wind up in the recycling bin, anyway).

I like to think of myself as being a little different and that I bring a unique perspective to the table, with a background that includes witches, abuse, a varied education in fields ranging from private investigation to criminal psychology to computer programming to motorcycle repair, a work history that has gone from retail register biscuit to assembly line worker to video production to manager of a television station and a voracious appetite for books, learning and education on nearly any subject. There's nothing out there that isn't somehow ripe for storytelling seeds, and I love digging through all of it.

Thanks to folks like yourselves, I've had the opportunity to go from a stolen typewriter and Mario fanfiction to worldbuilding with presidential zombies while staring out my second-floor window. That's a great accomplishment, and I thank everyone who's helped me get this far.
Tiers
Patrons
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Dropping even a dollar in the tip jar will net you access to occasional bits of fiction before anyone else. Full chapters of the Department of Official Misinformation and more than likely pieces of Ex Inferis, for example.

Anything posted here is guaranteed to remain exclusive for at least a month. So you can tell all your friends you read it before it was cool. Right?
Supporters
$5 or more per month 1 patron
Dropping a five spot in the till will get your name tagged to my supporters page on my site, as well as on the thank-you card on videos I create for my YouTube.
Fans
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
For pledging $25 (or more) a month, I shall commence the laborious task of writing my name, alongside your name and maybe a date or something snarky in the inside of whatever may be my most recent in-print work, and have it sent via pony express to your domicile or other location of your choosing.

Or I'll just make sure you get an autographed copy of my new(est) book sent to you. Ponies are potentially optional and may involve time travel and/or 100 years processing time. Be sure to drop me a line at kaineandrews [at] gmail [dot] com to confirm who you'd like it made out to!

Oh, and so long as I can keep this thing going and shipping costs don't change too much, I'll also see to it you get anything I put out later, too. It's like being in the Stephen King Book of the Month Club, only with less celebrity and less likelihood you'll end up with multiples of the same book. Such a steal, eh?
Goals
$4 of $100 per month
I have a YouTube channel, and I hope to put it to better use than the occasional share from LittleBigPlanet and categorizing the videos I "liked." Alas, editing software is not as easy or cheap as it used to be, and that Adobe subscription adds up.
With a bit of help from you folks, I can get more serious with that medium, and put more production effort into video work. Things like book trailers, dramatic readings, maybe even little indie-film versions of some of my short stories
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I sift through the crazy thoughts in my head for the pearls hiding in the trash and transcribe them to the page or screen so others can share my madness. Primarily focusing on horror and urban fantasy, I take occasional side trips into westerns, romance, historical fiction, sci-fi and video game reviews. Most of what I write goes to my blog or Wattpad for free (if it doesn't wind up in the recycling bin, anyway).

I like to think of myself as being a little different and that I bring a unique perspective to the table, with a background that includes witches, abuse, a varied education in fields ranging from private investigation to criminal psychology to computer programming to motorcycle repair, a work history that has gone from retail register biscuit to assembly line worker to video production to manager of a television station and a voracious appetite for books, learning and education on nearly any subject. There's nothing out there that isn't somehow ripe for storytelling seeds, and I love digging through all of it.

Thanks to folks like yourselves, I've had the opportunity to go from a stolen typewriter and Mario fanfiction to worldbuilding with presidential zombies while staring out my second-floor window. That's a great accomplishment, and I thank everyone who's helped me get this far.

Recent posts by Kaine Andrews

Tiers
Patrons
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Dropping even a dollar in the tip jar will net you access to occasional bits of fiction before anyone else. Full chapters of the Department of Official Misinformation and more than likely pieces of Ex Inferis, for example.

Anything posted here is guaranteed to remain exclusive for at least a month. So you can tell all your friends you read it before it was cool. Right?
Supporters
$5 or more per month 1 patron
Dropping a five spot in the till will get your name tagged to my supporters page on my site, as well as on the thank-you card on videos I create for my YouTube.
Fans
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
For pledging $25 (or more) a month, I shall commence the laborious task of writing my name, alongside your name and maybe a date or something snarky in the inside of whatever may be my most recent in-print work, and have it sent via pony express to your domicile or other location of your choosing.

Or I'll just make sure you get an autographed copy of my new(est) book sent to you. Ponies are potentially optional and may involve time travel and/or 100 years processing time. Be sure to drop me a line at kaineandrews [at] gmail [dot] com to confirm who you'd like it made out to!

Oh, and so long as I can keep this thing going and shipping costs don't change too much, I'll also see to it you get anything I put out later, too. It's like being in the Stephen King Book of the Month Club, only with less celebrity and less likelihood you'll end up with multiples of the same book. Such a steal, eh?