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$836
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Hi! I'm Katie.

KatyKatiKate is about families, feminism, and a lot of other f-words.

KatyKatiKate is not about crafting, recipes, enjoying every moment, ignorant outrage, being right all the time, or being wrong in a cool I-don't-give-a-shit way.
My goal is to answer the question you weren't sure how to ask,
and to do it while cracking you up.

I want you to fist-pump every time you read something I wrote.

If you've ever wondered how the first weeks of new parenthood are like floating alone in a deep ocean with a pan of mac and cheese in your arms and a blind kitten on your head...
then KatyKatiKate might just be your brand of gelato.

If you've ever been interrupted - AGAIN - by some Chad at work and wondered how to describe the cocktail of rage, shame, and sudden need for 7 pounds of fettuccine alfredo...
then KatyKatiKate is your safe space. 

This blog is not about the right way or the wrong way to do anything. 

This blog is about translating experiences that feel unspeakable: the shame that follows a scary hookup, the loneliness of new parenthood.

And funny gifs. It's also about funny gifs.

This blog is about capturing the "this-ness" of invisible experiences that change everything. 

And peeing yourself... just a little... while you read it.


If that sounds like just what you've been looking for, then come!
Join your people!

We are fierce and funny and we take no shit here.

Does that sound like a community you want to get all up in?
Support KatyKatiKate now!
I love writing this blog and would do it for free, but as Buster said to the peanut butter jar, it's time to go hard or go home.



$3 a month is another voice in the community of kickass feminist werewolves. Thank you. We're so glad you're here. 

$5 a month is another KatyKatiKate blog post every month. YEAH. It's that easy.

$10 a month will eventually get you a new KatyKatiKate web page that isn't bizarre on your mobile. SORRY. I KNOW. It's so bad.

$15 a month
gives you the chance see KatyKatiKate at a public-speaking event. 

$20 a month gives you all of that, plus drive more resources into one of my long-term writing projects:

  • Mad Girl: If you've ever wanted to read a book about why women are so angry, I'm writing it. Right now. If you help me, I can finish it faster. 
  • The Price of Sugar: If you've ever wanted to read a book about toxic niceness, and how much that niceness costs girls and women, I'm writing it. Right now. If you can help me, I can finish it faster.

Let's be real.

I'm going to keep writing KatyKatiKate even if I never get a dime for it,
because therapy is too expensive,
alcoholism too much of a commitment,
and because silence doesn't fucking work.

But if you feel like KatyKatiKate is worth the cost of a single heirloom tomato, or maybe even a whole bag of those beauties, become my patron.

Thank you for your investment in our community!

xoxo

Katie

Goals
$836 of $1,000 per month
$1000 a month would be like...



AND THEN

AND THEN
(yes, even if we are cousins, I'm fine with it)

- child care for 4 hours a day, 5 days a week
PLUS
- that web design/PR/social media cash stash
PLUS
- the nuts and bolts supplies that a blogger and writer needs to stay in business - camera, software, printer, paper.
PLUS
- a sweet little nest egg to put toward completing my transformation into Tess McGill from Working Girl: booking venues for future readings and events; attending workshops, events, and readings; and other business development expenses.

I imagine I'll need a serious pair of eyeglasses and a Valium as well, if I'm going to win Jack Trainer over before Katharine Parker gets back from Switzerland.
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Hi! I'm Katie.

KatyKatiKate is about families, feminism, and a lot of other f-words.

KatyKatiKate is not about crafting, recipes, enjoying every moment, ignorant outrage, being right all the time, or being wrong in a cool I-don't-give-a-shit way.
My goal is to answer the question you weren't sure how to ask,
and to do it while cracking you up.

I want you to fist-pump every time you read something I wrote.

If you've ever wondered how the first weeks of new parenthood are like floating alone in a deep ocean with a pan of mac and cheese in your arms and a blind kitten on your head...
then KatyKatiKate might just be your brand of gelato.

If you've ever been interrupted - AGAIN - by some Chad at work and wondered how to describe the cocktail of rage, shame, and sudden need for 7 pounds of fettuccine alfredo...
then KatyKatiKate is your safe space. 

This blog is not about the right way or the wrong way to do anything. 

This blog is about translating experiences that feel unspeakable: the shame that follows a scary hookup, the loneliness of new parenthood.

And funny gifs. It's also about funny gifs.

This blog is about capturing the "this-ness" of invisible experiences that change everything. 

And peeing yourself... just a little... while you read it.


If that sounds like just what you've been looking for, then come!
Join your people!

We are fierce and funny and we take no shit here.

Does that sound like a community you want to get all up in?
Support KatyKatiKate now!
I love writing this blog and would do it for free, but as Buster said to the peanut butter jar, it's time to go hard or go home.



$3 a month is another voice in the community of kickass feminist werewolves. Thank you. We're so glad you're here. 

$5 a month is another KatyKatiKate blog post every month. YEAH. It's that easy.

$10 a month will eventually get you a new KatyKatiKate web page that isn't bizarre on your mobile. SORRY. I KNOW. It's so bad.

$15 a month
gives you the chance see KatyKatiKate at a public-speaking event. 

$20 a month gives you all of that, plus drive more resources into one of my long-term writing projects:

  • Mad Girl: If you've ever wanted to read a book about why women are so angry, I'm writing it. Right now. If you help me, I can finish it faster. 
  • The Price of Sugar: If you've ever wanted to read a book about toxic niceness, and how much that niceness costs girls and women, I'm writing it. Right now. If you can help me, I can finish it faster.

Let's be real.

I'm going to keep writing KatyKatiKate even if I never get a dime for it,
because therapy is too expensive,
alcoholism too much of a commitment,
and because silence doesn't fucking work.

But if you feel like KatyKatiKate is worth the cost of a single heirloom tomato, or maybe even a whole bag of those beauties, become my patron.

Thank you for your investment in our community!

xoxo

Katie

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