Keith Lowell Jensen is creating Comic Strips
9

patrons

$16
per Stand Up Comedy Video
We are Keith, a stand up comedian and Evan, an artist.
Together we are creating comics, one a week. 

If you sponsor us, you see it early, and you get bonus features, but best of all you help us keep going. Thanks! 
Tiers
Elf
$1 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 8 patrons
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 

Magical Elf
$2 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 1 patron
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 

Basically the same as the $1 deal, but you can feel like you're better than them lousy one buck types.  

Magical Sexy Elf
$5 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 1 patron
If I see you in public you can introduce yourself as (whatever your name is) The Grey, and I’ll refer to you as that hence forth.

And those $1 and $2 chumps won't be fit to carry your sandals. 
Magic Sexy Elf Queen (or King)
$10 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 

 

And also, I love you. (I only like those other guys. The $1 people I really just tolerate)

Dancing Magic Sexy Elf Queen (or King)
$25 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 


Also, you’re The Mother F***er!

I’ll not only love you, I’ll fear you. Like, if I see you in public I’ll be all, “Damn! Watch out for this mother f***er right here! He or she is not to be f***ed with.”

Oh, and you can pick any one of my four comedy specials and I’ll send it to you. (extra $5 for postage if outside of the US? Please, sir or ma'am)

And if you see me eating a burrito, you can have half. Just prove to me that you are a patron at this level and we’ll split that burrito. I eat Taco Bell once in awhile, when I’m on the road, but mostly I have really good taste in Mexican food. I’m talking about some tasty burritos.

Twin Dancing Sexy Magic Elf Queens (or Kings)
$50 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 


Also, I'll send you three of my specials on some combo of CD and DVDs.  

If you see me eating a burrito, it’s yours. Just be all, “Hey man, $50, check it out. And I’ll hand you the burrito out of my hands. But listen, a falafel is a falafel. A falafel is not a burrito, even in SF where they wrap ‘em like one. Don’t try to get up on my falafel, that ain’t cool.

Elf Butt
$500 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Nuh uh! For real? That’s crazy. 500 bones?

Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 


Also, I'll send you three of my specials on some combo of CD and DVDs.  

And if you see me eating a burrito, I’ll just buy you one too and we can eat burritos together. I eat a lot of burritos. If you follow me around you could get almost your moneys worth just in burritos.

Conjoined Twin Dancing Sexy Magic Elf Queens (or Kings)
$5,000 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Oh shut up and kiss me.

Not really. Did you know that at the legal brothels in Nevada kissing isn’t allowed? Its not a good idea to go around kissing people, comedians especially. But how about a hug, or a good hardy handshake. I’m totally down for a high five.

For this money, I will dress up as Gandolf The Burrito and write jokes in that character and perform a 5 minute routine, and then share it with everyone and name you personally as the person who made it possible.

And the show at your house, and burrito privileges and all the rest, and you can even have my falafel. I'll just hand it to you. 
Goals
$16 of $250 per Stand Up Comedy Video
If I get to this point, um, well, I'll definitely give the artist a raise and we'll both be able to dedicate more time to working on this project.
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We are Keith, a stand up comedian and Evan, an artist.
Together we are creating comics, one a week. 

If you sponsor us, you see it early, and you get bonus features, but best of all you help us keep going. Thanks! 

Recent posts by Keith Lowell Jensen

Tiers
Elf
$1 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 8 patrons
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 

Magical Elf
$2 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 1 patron
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 

Basically the same as the $1 deal, but you can feel like you're better than them lousy one buck types.  

Magical Sexy Elf
$5 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 1 patron
If I see you in public you can introduce yourself as (whatever your name is) The Grey, and I’ll refer to you as that hence forth.

And those $1 and $2 chumps won't be fit to carry your sandals. 
Magic Sexy Elf Queen (or King)
$10 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 

 

And also, I love you. (I only like those other guys. The $1 people I really just tolerate)

Dancing Magic Sexy Elf Queen (or King)
$25 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 


Also, you’re The Mother F***er!

I’ll not only love you, I’ll fear you. Like, if I see you in public I’ll be all, “Damn! Watch out for this mother f***er right here! He or she is not to be f***ed with.”

Oh, and you can pick any one of my four comedy specials and I’ll send it to you. (extra $5 for postage if outside of the US? Please, sir or ma'am)

And if you see me eating a burrito, you can have half. Just prove to me that you are a patron at this level and we’ll split that burrito. I eat Taco Bell once in awhile, when I’m on the road, but mostly I have really good taste in Mexican food. I’m talking about some tasty burritos.

Twin Dancing Sexy Magic Elf Queens (or Kings)
$50 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 


Also, I'll send you three of my specials on some combo of CD and DVDs.  

If you see me eating a burrito, it’s yours. Just be all, “Hey man, $50, check it out. And I’ll hand you the burrito out of my hands. But listen, a falafel is a falafel. A falafel is not a burrito, even in SF where they wrap ‘em like one. Don’t try to get up on my falafel, that ain’t cool.

Elf Butt
$500 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Nuh uh! For real? That’s crazy. 500 bones?

Thank you.

You'll see the new comics first, ahead of anyone, and Patron only content including special strips, raw sketches, and more. 


Also, I'll send you three of my specials on some combo of CD and DVDs.  

And if you see me eating a burrito, I’ll just buy you one too and we can eat burritos together. I eat a lot of burritos. If you follow me around you could get almost your moneys worth just in burritos.

Conjoined Twin Dancing Sexy Magic Elf Queens (or Kings)
$5,000 or more per Stand Up Comedy Video 0 patrons
Oh shut up and kiss me.

Not really. Did you know that at the legal brothels in Nevada kissing isn’t allowed? Its not a good idea to go around kissing people, comedians especially. But how about a hug, or a good hardy handshake. I’m totally down for a high five.

For this money, I will dress up as Gandolf The Burrito and write jokes in that character and perform a 5 minute routine, and then share it with everyone and name you personally as the person who made it possible.

And the show at your house, and burrito privileges and all the rest, and you can even have my falafel. I'll just hand it to you.