Kickers of Elves

Kickers of Elves

are creating these podcasts

32

patrons

$131

per month
Kickers of Elves are three friends who do some podcasts. How novel!  
We go all in on some media we consume, and then talk about it.  Something that's never been done before!

The Rules of Acquisition (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
The Hashish and Superiority Book Club (A Book Club for Hell World)
A Discovery Home Companion (Star Trek Discovery)
...
Much A-Dune About Nothing (for patrons only!)
Yes, we've done a podcast titled "The Rules of Acquisition" for a while now, yet we've done very little to acquire profit.  Ferengi and other lame objectivists would be disgusted with us and our cloying humanist ideas.  
No overly complicated reward structures, pitch in and we're going to give you extra audio content every week. 

You're a person that cares about more than just  Star Trek, right? 
Show off how well rounded you are. 
Want more politics?  Marvel movie or assorted comic book opinions? Star Wars? Our extensive thoughts on the creative work of Donald Glover? All this and more are available.
Check out Much A-Dune About Nothing, our multi part exploration of Frank Herbert's scifi book classic, Dune, and every Dune movie (filmed and un-filmed) as we prepare for Denis Villeneuve's newest adaptation. Or The Hashish and Superiority "Champagne Room" series on Watchmen
We'll also share more of our pre-show discussions

Feeling cheap, but still want to support us?  That's fine.  Hey, I still love you. Even $1 gets access to in our private discord channel, plus assorted odds and ends.

Help us get some latinum of our own.
Tiers
Tip the Bartender
$1 or more per month

Show us your affection the best way a Ferengi understands without touching the ears.

Gain access to the Kickers of Elves Discord server and other scraps or bar nuts that might occasionally get shared. 

Includes Discord rewards
Friend of Sisko
$5 or more per month

EXTRA EPISODES YOU WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE. 
+ swag?
Be privy to all the jabbering we do that may or may not be about Star Trek.  Including:
• Much A-Dune About Nothing

 • The Hashish & Superiority Watchmen Champagne Room
• Preambles before we record the RoA
• Our thoughts on fandom.
• Movie reviews
and more!

After 12 months of support we'll start sending you physical rewards, like the Kickers of Elves Dune zine.
Yell at us when we say something stupid! (Ok this last option is free to anyone actually)

Includes Discord rewards
Jack Off Our Ears
$1,000 or more per month
Disclaimer: Don't get weird. It's just ears, man. This passes the bar for primetime network television, yet it totally grosses us out.
Hugh really hates this reward and wants me to take it out.
Have at it.
  • I guess you can touch our ears if we ever meet.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Kickers of Elves are three friends who do some podcasts. How novel!  
We go all in on some media we consume, and then talk about it.  Something that's never been done before!

The Rules of Acquisition (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
The Hashish and Superiority Book Club (A Book Club for Hell World)
A Discovery Home Companion (Star Trek Discovery)
...
Much A-Dune About Nothing (for patrons only!)
Yes, we've done a podcast titled "The Rules of Acquisition" for a while now, yet we've done very little to acquire profit.  Ferengi and other lame objectivists would be disgusted with us and our cloying humanist ideas.  
No overly complicated reward structures, pitch in and we're going to give you extra audio content every week. 

You're a person that cares about more than just  Star Trek, right? 
Show off how well rounded you are. 
Want more politics?  Marvel movie or assorted comic book opinions? Star Wars? Our extensive thoughts on the creative work of Donald Glover? All this and more are available.
Check out Much A-Dune About Nothing, our multi part exploration of Frank Herbert's scifi book classic, Dune, and every Dune movie (filmed and un-filmed) as we prepare for Denis Villeneuve's newest adaptation. Or The Hashish and Superiority "Champagne Room" series on Watchmen
We'll also share more of our pre-show discussions

Feeling cheap, but still want to support us?  That's fine.  Hey, I still love you. Even $1 gets access to in our private discord channel, plus assorted odds and ends.

Help us get some latinum of our own.

Recent posts by Kickers of Elves

Tiers
Tip the Bartender
$1 or more per month

Show us your affection the best way a Ferengi understands without touching the ears.

Gain access to the Kickers of Elves Discord server and other scraps or bar nuts that might occasionally get shared. 

Includes Discord rewards
Friend of Sisko
$5 or more per month

EXTRA EPISODES YOU WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE. 
+ swag?
Be privy to all the jabbering we do that may or may not be about Star Trek.  Including:
• Much A-Dune About Nothing

 • The Hashish & Superiority Watchmen Champagne Room
• Preambles before we record the RoA
• Our thoughts on fandom.
• Movie reviews
and more!

After 12 months of support we'll start sending you physical rewards, like the Kickers of Elves Dune zine.
Yell at us when we say something stupid! (Ok this last option is free to anyone actually)

Includes Discord rewards
Jack Off Our Ears
$1,000 or more per month
Disclaimer: Don't get weird. It's just ears, man. This passes the bar for primetime network television, yet it totally grosses us out.
Hugh really hates this reward and wants me to take it out.
Have at it.
  • I guess you can touch our ears if we ever meet.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards