Kickers of Elves are creating podcasts
28
patrons
$120
per month
Kickers of Elves are three friends who do some podcasts. How novel!  

The Rules of Acquisition (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
The Hashish and Superiority Book Club (A Book Club for Hell World)
A Discovery Home Companion (Star Trek Discovery)
...
Much A-Dune About Nothing (for patrons only!)

Yes, we've done a podcast titled "The Rules of Acquisition" for a while now, yet we've done very little to acquire profit.  Quark would be disgusted with us and our cloying humanist ideas.  

We're not here to pull any crass Ferengi tricks on you like offering to give you ad free content at a premium price when you could just fast forward through ads. How bout we just don't put ads in the podcast? Early Access to every pod? Waiting isn't that hard.  No, if you are so lovely as to give us actual money for what we do, then we want to give you something that's actually valuable and tangible in return.
No overly complicated reward structures, just become a Friend of Sisko and we're going to give you extra audio content nearly every week on subjects that often range beyond  Star Trek.

The regular podcasts will remain free, but we contain multitudes! Want to hear what we think of The Orville? The latest Marvel movie? Star Wars? Our extensive thoughts on the creative work of Donald Glover? All this and more are available.
Included below is also  Much A-Dune About Nothing, our multi part exploration of Frank Herbert's scifi book classic, Dune, and every Dune movie filmed and un-filmed, as we prepare for Denis Villeneuve's newest adaptation.
A Discovery Home Companion will continue in one form or another, but will James and Hugh watch Season 2 of Star Trek: Discovery, a show they were none too keen on?  Right now their price is set at $500/month, so tell your friends if that's important to you.

We'll also share more of our pre-show discussions and also offer you a chance to join us in our private discord channel.


Help us get some latinum of our own.
Tiers
Tip the Bartender
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
Show us your affection the best way a Ferengi understands without touching the ears.

Get access to the Kickers of Elves Discord server.
Includes Discord rewards
Friend of Sisko
$5 or more per month 26 patrons
EXTRA EPISODES YOU WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE. 
+ swag?
Be privy to all the jabbering we do that may or may not be about Star Trek.  Including:
• Much A-Dune About Nothing
• Preambles before we record the RoA
• Our thoughts on fandom.
• Movie reviews
and more!

After 12 months of support we'll start sending you physical rewards, like the Kickers of Elves Dune zine.
Yell at us when we say something stupid! (Ok this last option is free to anyone actually)

Includes Discord rewards
Jack Off Our Ears
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Disclaimer: Don't get weird. It's just ears, man. This passes the bar for primetime network television, yet it totally grosses us out.
Hugh really hates this reward and wants me to take it out.
Have at it.
  • I guess you can touch our ears if we ever meet.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$120 of $200 per month
Rule 95 is ALSO: Expand or Die
[You can thank VOY and ENT for screwing this one up]
Help us not die!  Fill in the cracks to our fragile egos.
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Kickers of Elves are three friends who do some podcasts. How novel!  

The Rules of Acquisition (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
The Hashish and Superiority Book Club (A Book Club for Hell World)
A Discovery Home Companion (Star Trek Discovery)
...
Much A-Dune About Nothing (for patrons only!)

Yes, we've done a podcast titled "The Rules of Acquisition" for a while now, yet we've done very little to acquire profit.  Quark would be disgusted with us and our cloying humanist ideas.  

We're not here to pull any crass Ferengi tricks on you like offering to give you ad free content at a premium price when you could just fast forward through ads. How bout we just don't put ads in the podcast? Early Access to every pod? Waiting isn't that hard.  No, if you are so lovely as to give us actual money for what we do, then we want to give you something that's actually valuable and tangible in return.
No overly complicated reward structures, just become a Friend of Sisko and we're going to give you extra audio content nearly every week on subjects that often range beyond  Star Trek.

The regular podcasts will remain free, but we contain multitudes! Want to hear what we think of The Orville? The latest Marvel movie? Star Wars? Our extensive thoughts on the creative work of Donald Glover? All this and more are available.
Included below is also  Much A-Dune About Nothing, our multi part exploration of Frank Herbert's scifi book classic, Dune, and every Dune movie filmed and un-filmed, as we prepare for Denis Villeneuve's newest adaptation.
A Discovery Home Companion will continue in one form or another, but will James and Hugh watch Season 2 of Star Trek: Discovery, a show they were none too keen on?  Right now their price is set at $500/month, so tell your friends if that's important to you.

We'll also share more of our pre-show discussions and also offer you a chance to join us in our private discord channel.


Help us get some latinum of our own.

Recent posts by Kickers of Elves

Tiers
Tip the Bartender
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
Show us your affection the best way a Ferengi understands without touching the ears.

Get access to the Kickers of Elves Discord server.
Includes Discord rewards
Friend of Sisko
$5 or more per month 26 patrons
EXTRA EPISODES YOU WON'T HEAR OTHERWISE. 
+ swag?
Be privy to all the jabbering we do that may or may not be about Star Trek.  Including:
• Much A-Dune About Nothing
• Preambles before we record the RoA
• Our thoughts on fandom.
• Movie reviews
and more!

After 12 months of support we'll start sending you physical rewards, like the Kickers of Elves Dune zine.
Yell at us when we say something stupid! (Ok this last option is free to anyone actually)

Includes Discord rewards
Jack Off Our Ears
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Disclaimer: Don't get weird. It's just ears, man. This passes the bar for primetime network television, yet it totally grosses us out.
Hugh really hates this reward and wants me to take it out.
Have at it.
  • I guess you can touch our ears if we ever meet.
  • Plus all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards