Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

is creating a Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

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For just $2 a month, you'll be a member of our KKSAM fam and a true "final girl/guy." You will get a personal shout out on social media and we'll love you forever... and ever... and ever... and ever... 


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For just $3 a month, you'll be able to listen to our mini episodes right here on Patreon! At least twice a month, we'll cover new trailers, or maybe we'll interview a guest, or maybe something else entirely. Who knows?!


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For  $5 a month, you'll get everything above along with access to our monthly "Post-Mortem" video. We tell you everything we fucked up, stuff we learned, and stuff we wish we'd said the first time.

 

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What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be "the final girl" at the end of the movie and never be the girl ‘running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door’? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end.

Every dollar we earn on Patreon gets fed right back into the production costs of making 
KIM AND KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE.
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  • Bringing You More Content
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  • Creating Killer Merch
  • Live shows and travel... ROAD TRIIIIIIIIIP!
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  • Paying our slave (a.k.a. Ketryn's husband)
  • Wine
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 177 exclusive posts
5
Audio releases
1
Image
2
Links
29
Livestreams
20
Polls
92
Writings
28
Videos

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