Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

is creating a Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

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patrons
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be "the final girl" at the end of the movie and never be the girl ‘running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door’? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end.

Every dollar we earn on Patreon gets fed right back into the production costs of making 
KIM AND KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE.
 Your monthly pledges go directly towards:
  • Bringing You More Content
  • Upgrading our Equipment
  • Creating Killer Merch
  • Live shows and travel... ROAD TRIIIIIIIIIP!
  • Website and Podcast Hosting Fees
  • Marketing, Advertising Costs, and Giveaway Expenses
  • Paying our slave (a.k.a. Ketryn's husband)
  • Wine
Tiers
Official "Sammie"
$2 or more per month

For just $2 a month, you'll be a member of our KKSAM fam and a true "final girl/guy." You will get a personal shout out on social media and we'll love you forever... and ever... and ever... and ever... 


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity

Sally Hardesty (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
$5 or more per month

For  $5 a month, you'll get everything above along with access to our monthly "Post-Mortem" video. We tell you everything we fucked up, stuff we learned, and stuff we wish we'd said the first time.

 

*5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

Kirsty Cotton (Hellraiser)
$7 or more per month

For $7 a month, you'll get everything above along with access to exclusive polls. Vote for what movies we do, who watches them, merch ideas, and our monthly Patreon charity.


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

*Final decisions rest with Kim & Ket

Sarah Carter (The Descent)
$10 or more per month

For $10 a month, you'll get everything above along with Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe: The Home Game! Play along each week with a downloadable PDF score sheet to see if you would #stayalive!


 *5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

Nancy Thompson (Nightmare on Elm Street)
$15 or more per month

For $15 a month, you'll get everything above along with access to our monthly "Ask Us Anything" video - you ask the questions, we answer 'em... maybe


 *5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

Ellen Ripley (Alien)
$20 or more per month

For $20 a month, you'll get everything above along with a personalized photo postcard signed and sent to you by Kim & Ket. 


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity

Sidney Prescott (Scream)
$25 or more per month

For $25 a month, you'll get everything above along with some of that killer merch we were talkin' about: your choice of a KKSAM t-shirt or tote bag.

(Please include desired item, size, color, and design)


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity. 

*All physical items are shipped after 3 consecutive months of membership.

Laurie Strode (Halloween)
$50 or more per month

For $50 a month, you'll get everything above along with either Kim or Ket's original notes taken, in real time, while watching the movie from one of our episodes! Legibility not guaranteed. We'll sign it and send it your way.


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

*All physical items are shipped after 3 consecutive months of membership. 

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be "the final girl" at the end of the movie and never be the girl ‘running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door’? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror film, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to stay alive at the end.

Every dollar we earn on Patreon gets fed right back into the production costs of making 
KIM AND KET STAY ALIVE... MAYBE.
 Your monthly pledges go directly towards:
  • Bringing You More Content
  • Upgrading our Equipment
  • Creating Killer Merch
  • Live shows and travel... ROAD TRIIIIIIIIIP!
  • Website and Podcast Hosting Fees
  • Marketing, Advertising Costs, and Giveaway Expenses
  • Paying our slave (a.k.a. Ketryn's husband)
  • Wine

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Tiers
Official "Sammie"
$2 or more per month

For just $2 a month, you'll be a member of our KKSAM fam and a true "final girl/guy." You will get a personal shout out on social media and we'll love you forever... and ever... and ever... and ever... 


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity

Sally Hardesty (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
$5 or more per month

For  $5 a month, you'll get everything above along with access to our monthly "Post-Mortem" video. We tell you everything we fucked up, stuff we learned, and stuff we wish we'd said the first time.

 

*5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

Kirsty Cotton (Hellraiser)
$7 or more per month

For $7 a month, you'll get everything above along with access to exclusive polls. Vote for what movies we do, who watches them, merch ideas, and our monthly Patreon charity.


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

*Final decisions rest with Kim & Ket

Sarah Carter (The Descent)
$10 or more per month

For $10 a month, you'll get everything above along with Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe: The Home Game! Play along each week with a downloadable PDF score sheet to see if you would #stayalive!


 *5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

Nancy Thompson (Nightmare on Elm Street)
$15 or more per month

For $15 a month, you'll get everything above along with access to our monthly "Ask Us Anything" video - you ask the questions, we answer 'em... maybe


 *5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

Ellen Ripley (Alien)
$20 or more per month

For $20 a month, you'll get everything above along with a personalized photo postcard signed and sent to you by Kim & Ket. 


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity

Sidney Prescott (Scream)
$25 or more per month

For $25 a month, you'll get everything above along with some of that killer merch we were talkin' about: your choice of a KKSAM t-shirt or tote bag.

(Please include desired item, size, color, and design)


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity. 

*All physical items are shipped after 3 consecutive months of membership.

Laurie Strode (Halloween)
$50 or more per month

For $50 a month, you'll get everything above along with either Kim or Ket's original notes taken, in real time, while watching the movie from one of our episodes! Legibility not guaranteed. We'll sign it and send it your way.


*5% of all donations will be donated to charity 

*All physical items are shipped after 3 consecutive months of membership.