Kirkwall Gazette

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About Kirkwall Gazette

You may know us as those assholes who write A Comedy of Assholes, but there's so very much more we'd like to do, both in and out of fandom.

Somewhere in the depths of our bookmarks lurks an idea for a strange, new fantasy world that's got languages and cultures that make sense! A world with no humans, elves, or dwarves. (No, we didn't just change the name, we're kind of moving away from the anthrocentric visions of the universe.) Throw money at us, and it might see the light of day!

At the moment, though, we're still doing Rhapsody full-time. (It's bigger than Homestuck!)

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We'll release an 8-page PDF, tabloid-size, of what a regular issue of the Kirkwall Gazette would actually look like, including adverts, political cartoons, Page Six, Ask Lord Dog, and the inimitable opinions of the Gazette's Editor.
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