Kirkwall Gazette is creating fiction, art, food
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$178
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You may know us as those assholes who write Rhapsody in Ass Major, but there's so very much more we'd like to do, both in and out of fandom.

Somewhere in the depths of our bookmarks lurks an idea for a strange, new fantasy world that's got languages and cultures that make sense! A world with no humans, elves, or dwarves. (No, we didn't just change the name, we're kind of moving away from the anthrocentric visions of the universe.) Throw money at us, and it might see the light of day!

At the moment, though, we're still doing Rhapsody full-time. (It's bigger than Homestuck!)

FAQ | Event Calendar (timezones) | State of the Gazette
Tiers
Foods!
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
For every $1 pledge we get, Penbrydd will offer a photo of the meal that pledge went into!
Includes Discord rewards
Cats!
$2 or more per month 3 patrons
For every $2 pledge we get, we'll add another photo of our cats! Between the two of us, there are seven meowy fluffballs available.
Includes Discord rewards
Limericks!
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
For every $3 pledge we get, we'll write a ridiculous limerick! No longer must you wait for Valentine's Day to witness our limerick-battle action!
Includes Discord rewards
Ask Lord Dog!
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
Lord Dog, Kirkwall's very own Fereldan import gamesman, will respond to questions on manners, dress, and celebratory concerns. Oh, yes, the Gazette has gained an advice column. (All questions should be IC, as all responses will be as well. Not real advice. Do not take internally.)
Includes Discord rewards
Artist's Choice Pinup!
$10 or more per month 4 of 6 patrons
For every $10 pledge, Pen will do a pinup of the character you pick from this list. You pick the character, he picks everything else. Muahaha.
Includes Discord rewards
Fics!
$20 or more per month 1 of 4 patrons
For every $20 pledge, Pen will write a short fic chapter or lore entry (750-1200 words) about one of the settings or characters we use in our work!
Includes Discord rewards
Arts!
$50 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
For every $50 pledge, Mav will draw a thing. Patrons are encouraged to request a specific thing, otherwise Mav's fall-back will be burly men in tutus.
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$178 of $200 per month
We'll release an 8-page PDF, tabloid-size, of what a regular issue of the Kirkwall Gazette would actually look like, including adverts, political cartoons, Page Six, Ask Lord Dog, and the inimitable opinions of the Gazette's Editor.
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You may know us as those assholes who write Rhapsody in Ass Major, but there's so very much more we'd like to do, both in and out of fandom.

Somewhere in the depths of our bookmarks lurks an idea for a strange, new fantasy world that's got languages and cultures that make sense! A world with no humans, elves, or dwarves. (No, we didn't just change the name, we're kind of moving away from the anthrocentric visions of the universe.) Throw money at us, and it might see the light of day!

At the moment, though, we're still doing Rhapsody full-time. (It's bigger than Homestuck!)

FAQ | Event Calendar (timezones) | State of the Gazette

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Tiers
Foods!
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
For every $1 pledge we get, Penbrydd will offer a photo of the meal that pledge went into!
Includes Discord rewards
Cats!
$2 or more per month 3 patrons
For every $2 pledge we get, we'll add another photo of our cats! Between the two of us, there are seven meowy fluffballs available.
Includes Discord rewards
Limericks!
$3 or more per month 0 patrons
For every $3 pledge we get, we'll write a ridiculous limerick! No longer must you wait for Valentine's Day to witness our limerick-battle action!
Includes Discord rewards
Ask Lord Dog!
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
Lord Dog, Kirkwall's very own Fereldan import gamesman, will respond to questions on manners, dress, and celebratory concerns. Oh, yes, the Gazette has gained an advice column. (All questions should be IC, as all responses will be as well. Not real advice. Do not take internally.)
Includes Discord rewards
Artist's Choice Pinup!
$10 or more per month 4 of 6 patrons
For every $10 pledge, Pen will do a pinup of the character you pick from this list. You pick the character, he picks everything else. Muahaha.
Includes Discord rewards
Fics!
$20 or more per month 1 of 4 patrons
For every $20 pledge, Pen will write a short fic chapter or lore entry (750-1200 words) about one of the settings or characters we use in our work!
Includes Discord rewards
Arts!
$50 or more per month 0 of 4 patrons
For every $50 pledge, Mav will draw a thing. Patrons are encouraged to request a specific thing, otherwise Mav's fall-back will be burly men in tutus.
Includes Discord rewards