Kish Lal is creating kaptivating kontent
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Hey it's Kish Lal, coming to you from "down under". If you're on my Patreon page you probably already know that I'm a writer, DJ, podcaster and Kanye West stan. I've written for Complex, Red Bull, Vice, Noisey, The Big Issue, Acclaim Magazine and Sydney Morning Herald. I guess if you lob me a couple of bucks I'll be writing for you too. 

There are a lot of things I want to write– how to's, confessions, tips and tricks, unnecessary op-eds about the Kardashians that never make it online so I thought why don't I share it with the people. I never argue with the people!
Tiers
Welcome to the klub
$2 or more per month
Wow cute thanks for the $2. So this will get you access to all the patron-only content which ranges from cute op-eds, album reviews, how tos and everything in between. Pretty lush for $2 right?
Do it for the kulture
$5 or more per month
Wow you're boujee, throwing $5 at me like you don't have rent due at the end of the month. So look I'll level with you, if you do this i‘ll send you a totally personalised selfie poem. You don‘t know what that means? Risk it all for $5 and find out.
Hey kutie!
$10 or more per month
So you get access to everything in the $2 and $5 tier AND since you're so reckless with your wallet you can have early access to a weekly podcast i'm staring. Think This American Life style but with airhorns. You've been warned.
Klassy
$20 or more per month
Make sure you‘re on good terms with your postman because Im about to send you over some cute  mail to go along with everything else you‘re getting. Yes you‘re getting a commemorative mug *AND* access to my monthly video content. Yes I'm a vlogger now.
Goals
$0 of $500 per month
When I reach $500 per month, I’ll start a special podcast series where I interview 1 patron every month... That‘s you!
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Hey it's Kish Lal, coming to you from "down under". If you're on my Patreon page you probably already know that I'm a writer, DJ, podcaster and Kanye West stan. I've written for Complex, Red Bull, Vice, Noisey, The Big Issue, Acclaim Magazine and Sydney Morning Herald. I guess if you lob me a couple of bucks I'll be writing for you too. 

There are a lot of things I want to write– how to's, confessions, tips and tricks, unnecessary op-eds about the Kardashians that never make it online so I thought why don't I share it with the people. I never argue with the people!

Recent posts by Kish Lal

Tiers
Welcome to the klub
$2 or more per month
Wow cute thanks for the $2. So this will get you access to all the patron-only content which ranges from cute op-eds, album reviews, how tos and everything in between. Pretty lush for $2 right?
Do it for the kulture
$5 or more per month
Wow you're boujee, throwing $5 at me like you don't have rent due at the end of the month. So look I'll level with you, if you do this i‘ll send you a totally personalised selfie poem. You don‘t know what that means? Risk it all for $5 and find out.
Hey kutie!
$10 or more per month
So you get access to everything in the $2 and $5 tier AND since you're so reckless with your wallet you can have early access to a weekly podcast i'm staring. Think This American Life style but with airhorns. You've been warned.
Klassy
$20 or more per month
Make sure you‘re on good terms with your postman because Im about to send you over some cute  mail to go along with everything else you‘re getting. Yes you‘re getting a commemorative mug *AND* access to my monthly video content. Yes I'm a vlogger now.