Kokopuffs is creating quality comedy, LOUD TALKING, and puppetry
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Who likes the scrilla
And farts like Godzilla!?
What can't be subdued
Even when unjustly sued!?
My totally real and not made up girlfriend, Cholula
SEDUCES ME WITH HER HULA!!
Thank YOU for subscribing to my PATREON!
NOW I CAN GET BACK TO LEVELING UP MY VAPOREON!!!!

**not affiliated in any way with patreon.com/asterios who i am definitely way funnier than!
Tiers
BWAHA!
$1 or more per month
The mental image that your patronage has enabled me to...BUY SOME RC COLA! OH HO HO!
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$5 or more per month
A personalized A-THANK YOU message for helping to fund replacement felt and stuffing!
BWAHAHAHA!!!
$10 or more per month
I will draw you a personal picture of whatever you want and mail it to you! (includes any food, drink, or vomit stains that may occur during my artistic process)
Goals
$59 of $350 per month
Glitter Unleashed Trust (G.U.T.) : you want glitter? YOU GOT IT! If this is reached before The Dick Show’s ROAD RAGE:VEGAS, expect a very UNEXPECTED GUEST to give the people a VERY glittery surprise! BWAHAHHAHAAHA
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BWAHAHAHAHA! 

WELCOME! To patreon.com/kokopuffs!!!!

CONUNDRUM ME THIS!
Who likes the scrilla
And farts like Godzilla!?
What can't be subdued
Even when unjustly sued!?
My totally real and not made up girlfriend, Cholula
SEDUCES ME WITH HER HULA!!
Thank YOU for subscribing to my PATREON!
NOW I CAN GET BACK TO LEVELING UP MY VAPOREON!!!!

**not affiliated in any way with patreon.com/asterios who i am definitely way funnier than!

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Tiers
BWAHA!
$1 or more per month
The mental image that your patronage has enabled me to...BUY SOME RC COLA! OH HO HO!
BWAHAHA!!
$5 or more per month
A personalized A-THANK YOU message for helping to fund replacement felt and stuffing!
BWAHAHAHA!!!
$10 or more per month
I will draw you a personal picture of whatever you want and mail it to you! (includes any food, drink, or vomit stains that may occur during my artistic process)