Kookie House is creating Treat Dreams
25

patrons

$114
per month
Hello! The normal bakers are that-a way...

Ok now that they are gone, hi, hello, welcome, thank you for being here. I was just kidding about not being normal. I'm very normal--just your run-of-the-mill poet who went to art school and raises chickens and had a bank robber for a dad and now makes weird sweets.

Anyway who cares about me, the point is these fucking cookies I want to show you, and these cakes I've got going, which are trying to be both very "yum" and "what the hell am I looking at" at the same time, as you can see if you click through my blog and gallery and Grams. You are here, you know, to get into my top secret newsletter The Cosmic Flats, home of the Object Acts and everyone's favorite, Why This Sucks.

In conclusion, thank you, and let's go.
Tiers
Spoon Licker
$3 or more per month 16 patrons
  • Subscription to The Cosmic Flat newsletter
  • First access to all shipped kookie pre-orders
  • I will dream about you at night occasionally 
Lorenzo the Magnificent
$9 or more per month 9 of 100 patrons
  • Subscription to The Cosmic Flat newsletter
  • First access to all shipped kookie pre-orders
  • Free kookie set shipped to your door 
  • Discount on all kookie orders
  • Way more love and admiration than the first tier 
Goals
25 of 500 patrons
When I reach 500 patrons, I'll release my first video tutorial!
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Hello! The normal bakers are that-a way...

Ok now that they are gone, hi, hello, welcome, thank you for being here. I was just kidding about not being normal. I'm very normal--just your run-of-the-mill poet who went to art school and raises chickens and had a bank robber for a dad and now makes weird sweets.

Anyway who cares about me, the point is these fucking cookies I want to show you, and these cakes I've got going, which are trying to be both very "yum" and "what the hell am I looking at" at the same time, as you can see if you click through my blog and gallery and Grams. You are here, you know, to get into my top secret newsletter The Cosmic Flats, home of the Object Acts and everyone's favorite, Why This Sucks.

In conclusion, thank you, and let's go.

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Tiers
Spoon Licker
$3 or more per month 16 patrons
  • Subscription to The Cosmic Flat newsletter
  • First access to all shipped kookie pre-orders
  • I will dream about you at night occasionally 
Lorenzo the Magnificent
$9 or more per month 9 of 100 patrons
  • Subscription to The Cosmic Flat newsletter
  • First access to all shipped kookie pre-orders
  • Free kookie set shipped to your door 
  • Discount on all kookie orders
  • Way more love and admiration than the first tier