I will expect early retirement fondly

I will wash the plate in the background of the April cat video

I probably won't spend this money on hookers

Elite caonima status achieved - bragging rights activated

Hi Elon, this is how much you need to give me per month so my girlfriend doesn't have to work.  How about it?  I've got a mortgage to pay, you know. p.s yes you can totally afford this, I checked

If you are in the satanic Illuminati that controls all the k-pops, you can probably afford this tier.

You will gain access to a super special environment-friendly NFT link to ultra rare cat photos that are very rare even though they're also posted here for free and also on kpopalypse.com for free

I will "finally delete my effing blog and stay the f away from the internet finally", as often requested.   Note: this tier reward will only stay active for the duration that any one person is subscribed.