KritzKast are creating TF2 stuff
10

patrons

$68
per month
Team Fortress 2 has been providing hat obsessed enthusiasts with a source of entertainment since Autumn 2007. KritzKast, on the other hand is a relative spring chicken at a mere 9+ years old. Well, maybe more the age of an old hen, that teaches advanced mathematics in the University of Eggsville, New Eggington. And you know what they say about teaching old hens vs. Spring chicks? That’s right; they say nothing about them! It’s just not a topic that normally comes up.


On a complete tangent KritzKast has branched out. We still provide the same quality weekly update on all things TF2 in our award winning** podcast. Now though we’re also providing coverage of Highlander matches from the likes of UGC and ETF2L.

All these things take time, effort and money. Which is where we’re hoping you guys will want to pitch in (with the money. Time and effort aren’t considered viable payment methods, according to my landlord). I'd like to say we've lined up some wondrous treats but the truth is, they're mostly of the warm fuzzies variety. Although cracking a few eggs gets you some serious shout out / ownage of the show.

What are we going to do with your donations? Not pay our rent. Instead we'll feed it back into the TF2 community, paying content creators for their hard work.
People like:
  • casters / observers / guest hosts
  • art asset creators
  • animators
  • voice artists
We also need to update the website, up our production game, put on competitions and keep doing our bit to make the TF2 community better than we found it. 

*the images used here were created for us by RoR and Pix Tron for our "offline" competition in association with TeamSource.TF
*award(s) may exist only in Agro’s headcanon.
Tiers
Beefers
$1 or more per month 1 patron
  • For a buck you'll have the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you'll have helped keep the longest running TF2 podcast running even longer. I'll owe you a hug, which may be redeemed @ LAN. You are the brilliant happy people. I hope your daily lives will be filled with the warmth of a thousand birthday candles.
  • You'll have early access to all our YouTube content, meaning you'll get it while it's still set to private.
Fuel of my Fire
$5 or more per month 9 patrons
  • You are really spoiling us. Five bucks deserves something special. I shall burn your names into my neighbors gardens so brightly that cameras will melt in their presence (so don't ask for proof please). 
  • Your names shall be mentioned in the show notes, which everyone reads, obviously.
  • You shall be granted access to the Patreon level rights on the KritzKast Discord.
  • + all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Receiver of Chattels
$10 or more per month 1 patron
  • You have earned my trust. Once a month (at the start of the month after your payment has gone through) I shall invite you into a private server and fling a Secret Saxton in your general direction. Thus you shall be blessed by a random ass weapon that you can impress your friends with. Assuming your friends are very easily impressed. 

 + all previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The 10th class
$125 or more per month 0 of 6 patrons
  • We are unworthy hatless peasants in your presence. Such generosity deserves all previous rewards +
  • We will dedicate at least one show a month to you (or not, if you'd really hate that). 
  • I'll sing at your wedding (whether you want me to or not). [One song, my choice. Must not be dry wedding. Winner pays for my flight and accommodation, regardless of how close we actually live]. 
  • Also, I'll let you name your dog after me. (Sorry no cats or zebras). 
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$68 of $75 per month
So, everyone asks where they can get the back catalog of shows from, and honestly you can download them all from the main site. But it's not really all that convenient. Instead, at the $75/month mark I'll start uploading all 440+ shows to Soundcloud where you can stream them all - back to back if you like. That's over 3 weeks of your life you'll not be getting back. 
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Team Fortress 2 has been providing hat obsessed enthusiasts with a source of entertainment since Autumn 2007. KritzKast, on the other hand is a relative spring chicken at a mere 9+ years old. Well, maybe more the age of an old hen, that teaches advanced mathematics in the University of Eggsville, New Eggington. And you know what they say about teaching old hens vs. Spring chicks? That’s right; they say nothing about them! It’s just not a topic that normally comes up.


On a complete tangent KritzKast has branched out. We still provide the same quality weekly update on all things TF2 in our award winning** podcast. Now though we’re also providing coverage of Highlander matches from the likes of UGC and ETF2L.

All these things take time, effort and money. Which is where we’re hoping you guys will want to pitch in (with the money. Time and effort aren’t considered viable payment methods, according to my landlord). I'd like to say we've lined up some wondrous treats but the truth is, they're mostly of the warm fuzzies variety. Although cracking a few eggs gets you some serious shout out / ownage of the show.

What are we going to do with your donations? Not pay our rent. Instead we'll feed it back into the TF2 community, paying content creators for their hard work.
People like:
  • casters / observers / guest hosts
  • art asset creators
  • animators
  • voice artists
We also need to update the website, up our production game, put on competitions and keep doing our bit to make the TF2 community better than we found it. 

*the images used here were created for us by RoR and Pix Tron for our "offline" competition in association with TeamSource.TF
*award(s) may exist only in Agro’s headcanon.

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Tiers
Beefers
$1 or more per month 1 patron
  • For a buck you'll have the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you'll have helped keep the longest running TF2 podcast running even longer. I'll owe you a hug, which may be redeemed @ LAN. You are the brilliant happy people. I hope your daily lives will be filled with the warmth of a thousand birthday candles.
  • You'll have early access to all our YouTube content, meaning you'll get it while it's still set to private.
Fuel of my Fire
$5 or more per month 9 patrons
  • You are really spoiling us. Five bucks deserves something special. I shall burn your names into my neighbors gardens so brightly that cameras will melt in their presence (so don't ask for proof please). 
  • Your names shall be mentioned in the show notes, which everyone reads, obviously.
  • You shall be granted access to the Patreon level rights on the KritzKast Discord.
  • + all previous rewards
Includes Discord rewards
Receiver of Chattels
$10 or more per month 1 patron
  • You have earned my trust. Once a month (at the start of the month after your payment has gone through) I shall invite you into a private server and fling a Secret Saxton in your general direction. Thus you shall be blessed by a random ass weapon that you can impress your friends with. Assuming your friends are very easily impressed. 

 + all previous rewards


Includes Discord rewards
The 10th class
$125 or more per month 0 of 6 patrons
  • We are unworthy hatless peasants in your presence. Such generosity deserves all previous rewards +
  • We will dedicate at least one show a month to you (or not, if you'd really hate that). 
  • I'll sing at your wedding (whether you want me to or not). [One song, my choice. Must not be dry wedding. Winner pays for my flight and accommodation, regardless of how close we actually live]. 
  • Also, I'll let you name your dog after me. (Sorry no cats or zebras). 
Includes Discord rewards