Writer of fantasy stuff. Pathologically immature. Giving my novels away for free! Download here: http://bit.ly/1bqQIQn

Okay, if we get to this, I will write a short story about whatever you want me to write about. We will vote. You will submit your ideas, I will pick one. Or several. Or something. In any case, it will be deliciously funny and dark. Promise.

Yes, I will do it. For you. You see what you make me do?? I will learn a dance and will record a video of myself and do it. And maybe something else, too. I don't know. Let's get to this first and see. YOU ARE WELCOME TO SUGGEST STUFF. I am yours, you know.

WHOWZAAAA.... For real?? Okay, so $2,000 is how much I need to make per month to ONLY write novels. Meaning, I can give up my ghostwriting or any other projects I do on the side to support myself financially. You will get a new novel per 3 months. I will finally be able to get to my goal of writing 4 novels a year. Provided the sun doesn't explode. THANK YOU.