Kunt and the Gang

is creating Silly music and other kuntent for enlightened earholes

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  • This tier is an 'honesty box' for those of you who are in better paid jobs than the kunt chums in the fiver tier - and want to support me to create new songs and kuntent.
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  • You will be helping support me to create new songs and kuntent.
  • You will get sneaky peeks into whatever I am currently working on and get demo versions, rough mixes and updates on new projects way ahead of everyone else.
  • I will be delving deep into the Kunt and the Gang archives to find unreleased stuff and unseen footage that will be exclusively available to Patrons.
  • You will get first dibs on ordering any future releases, limited editions and gig tickets.

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  • As V.I.Paedos I will record a personalised video message just for you each month.
  • You will be helping support me to create new songs and kuntent.
  • You will get sneaky peeks into whatever I am currently working on and get demo versions, rough mixes and updates on new projects way ahead of everyone else.
  • I will be delving deep into the Kunt and the Gang archives to find unreleased stuff and unseen footage that will be exclusively available to Patrons.
  • You will get first dibs on ordering any future releases, limited editions and gig tickets.

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About Kunt and the Gang

Who are you?
I'm Kunt from Kunt and the Gang, the UK's foremost minor internet hit singer.

What are you doing?

Making silly comedy songs and other content, usually broaching on subjects that nice, normal people would not consider suitable for laughing about. But then they probably watch Mrs. Brown's Boys so what the fuck would they know?

But you also do stuff for free, why should I support your Patreon?
For those of you that are able to support me on Patreon, I will be producing some new exclusive material - songs, podcasts, shows whatever I'm feeling enthusiastic about at the time - and also having a bit of a delve into the archives from the last 20 years to dig out some unreleased gems and unseen footage from our videos. 

You signing up as a Patron will mean I can devote more time to making stuff for you - and less time to painting and decorating people's houses.

Come on Kunt, aren't you already earning a fortune off your minor internet hits?
No.
Most minor internet hit singers with a few million views would be receiving a decent income from YouTube ads, but for some reason advertisers don't seem to be queueing up to have their brands associated with songs about self-abuse and hearse-chasing tributes to recently dead celebrity paedophiles.

What about in the long term?
In 2011 YouTube shut my previous channel down along with all the links and a couple of million views. I set up another one but unfortunately whenever YouTube has a purge my videos seem to get targeted for removal.
Ultimately I would like to just produce Patreon-only content for those of you who want to take a Willy-Wonka-esque journey with me into the full uncensored horror of my imagination without the threat of the YouTube censor Nazis ruining it for everyone because some whingeing snowflake has complained.

Why don't you go out and do some gigs, like what you used to do?
For over 10 years I earned most of my income from extensively touring but got assaulted on stage a few times and in a way it took the fun out of it, trying to deliver jaunty comedy songs in a chirpy style while having to keep an eye out for my next assailant. That said, I do hope to come back and do a few gigs at some point in the future.

Anything else?
As Columbo would say, just one more thing... Wanks very much for listening.

All the best
Kunt 8===3 - - -

Goals
102 of 150 patrons
When I reach 150 Patrons I'll start up my new monthly YouTube show 'The New Normal'.
It will be screened live for Patrons to watch uncensored then edited for viewers who want to watch on katch up.
'The New Normal' will feature 'Yewtree Close', an ongoing serial set in a cul-de-sac full of celebrity sex offenders.
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