Laazov is creating fanfiction
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Once upon a time, I posted chapters like every week. Then I started graduate school, and I also got lazy, and I went months without posting any updates. Maybe even a year at some point, I don't even remember.

And then one day, as Chapter 12B languished in development hell, yours truly received a PM from a loyal fan, who really, really, really wanted to see the next installment. Lots of people did, but there was a kicker: "I will make a donation to the charity of your choice."

Five days later, the chapter was up.

The moral of the story is, incentives work! It's not like writing isn't enormously fun, and it's not like feedback isn't its own reward - it's just that I like getting prizes. Your contribution will motivate me to waste my life writing nonsense about a throwaway Harry Potter character with three lines, and it will allow you, in turn, to waste your life reading it! Win/win, right?
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Aw, Thanks
$1 or more per chapter 1 patron
You won't regret it! Many have donated and have seen outrageous yeshuos!


(Also, get early access to chapters.)

Voting Rights
$2 or more per chapter 0 patrons
If I can't decide which plot twist to use, which epigraph best suits the chapter, or where to donate my ma'aser, I'll ask you.
Sneak Peek
$5 or more per chapter 3 patrons
Every week, have a 2-sentence excerpt of the chapter in the works. That should prod me to write a bit faster.
Deleted Scene
$10 or more per chapter 0 patrons
Almost every chapter has a moment or two that gets cut for lack of space or time. Wanna see?
Hardcover Version
$20 or more per chapter 1 patron
The complete Goldstein in book form, typeset and bound and everything. Now you can read it on Shabbos.
Once upon a time, I posted chapters like every week. Then I started graduate school, and I also got lazy, and I went months without posting any updates. Maybe even a year at some point, I don't even remember.

And then one day, as Chapter 12B languished in development hell, yours truly received a PM from a loyal fan, who really, really, really wanted to see the next installment. Lots of people did, but there was a kicker: "I will make a donation to the charity of your choice."

Five days later, the chapter was up.

The moral of the story is, incentives work! It's not like writing isn't enormously fun, and it's not like feedback isn't its own reward - it's just that I like getting prizes. Your contribution will motivate me to waste my life writing nonsense about a throwaway Harry Potter character with three lines, and it will allow you, in turn, to waste your life reading it! Win/win, right?

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Tiers
Aw, Thanks
$1 or more per chapter 1 patron
You won't regret it! Many have donated and have seen outrageous yeshuos!


(Also, get early access to chapters.)

Voting Rights
$2 or more per chapter 0 patrons
If I can't decide which plot twist to use, which epigraph best suits the chapter, or where to donate my ma'aser, I'll ask you.
Sneak Peek
$5 or more per chapter 3 patrons
Every week, have a 2-sentence excerpt of the chapter in the works. That should prod me to write a bit faster.
Deleted Scene
$10 or more per chapter 0 patrons
Almost every chapter has a moment or two that gets cut for lack of space or time. Wanna see?
Hardcover Version
$20 or more per chapter 1 patron
The complete Goldstein in book form, typeset and bound and everything. Now you can read it on Shabbos.