Lady Dynamite are creating a Podcast
3

patrons

$33
per month
About Laura & Anna
We're Laura and Anna, the Loudwomen in charge of Lady Dynamite. We are 80% normal and 20% badass bitches from hell; a fantabulous concoction of bizarre wisdom, irrational fears, passionate insight, malfunctioning anxiety, feminist rage and occasional positive vibes. 

Our holographic hearts are full of love and vengeance.

Fort Dynamite (aka Laura's wardrobe) is our chosen arena. From behind the mics, we simultaneously fight and hide. Like an angry crab of sorts; a true introvert's performance.

About Lady Dynamite
We co-host a podcast called Lady Dynamite and our vision is to put a fuse on talking about hard shit. Every week we set light to a new topic, making it funny, relatable and insightful, and blow up the stereotypes, insecurities and that little inner critic that is holding you back. Seriously, that guy is a f*cking jerk. 

While we're here to blow your minds and make 'pretty mental' the new normal, we also exist to trample the patriarchy into the f*cking dirt. You've had the monopoly long enough boys, it's time to move aside and start making way for the bad bitches of the world. We're angry, loud and unladylike and we ain't waving our white flag for no one. 

In the words of Outright: We are troubled, so we'll be troublesome. 

With occasional input from Laura's mum, we're creating the inspiration in our Fort of feels to take our shoulder pads, take up space and go be successful at life. So put your big girl pants on and join us in this mascarade of revenge teaspoons, tim tam dreams, rage cushions, tit confetti, naked toilet wisdom and eunuch cats. No more pretending to be muggles. We're all bat shit crazy here. 

How you can help our mission
If you listen to and love our podcast, we would be eternally grateful for any donation you would be willing to give. We want to (and will) keep providing awesome content that is free from sponsorship because let's face it, ads are annoying as shit. But we also don't want to bankrupt anyone else that isn't us, so if you don't have money to give but you do have friends, please tell them about our podcast & website! More listeners = more chance of success = take over the world. 

Hosting a podcast is an oddly expensive conversation, so here's some of the things you will be helping us cover if you chose to support us:
  • At the bare minimum, we need to cover the cost of our 'hosting' fees, which is basically a space on the internet that holds our mp3 files so you can download them for free. This only takes a few Patrons but we would like to upgrade to a better stats plan so we can see where our listeners are geographically!
  • We would love to bring some cool merchandise to our website for you to purchase - we need a few more Patrons to help us get a 'SHOP' tab and front some of the cost of producing the merch. This includes supporting the wonderfully talented Anna, who has design software subscriptions and ink and sticker sheets to pay for.
  • Patreon donations will also be: feeding Barry (Anna's cat), supplying our drinks, paying for rad costumes and magic 8 balls and other Fort Dynamite upgrades, putting sticker sheets into Anna's sticker cutting machine, paying Laura back for all the equipment and most importantly, giving us the warm fuzzy's that people out there actually love what we do, which inspires us beyond anything else to keep doing what we do. 
  • The houdini of all our goals is: total financial independence. Podcasting takes time, and time is money, and we invest a lot of both into this project because we love it so much. What we would really love is to do this full time, and build our Lady Dynamite empire into more podcasts, blogs, merch, artwork and maybe even books!
If you're reading this and thinking yes, yes, yes!  please consider becoming a Patron and spreading our witchy magic to the world. 
Rewards
Raise your Teacup
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Thank you for supporting Lady Dynamite, we will raise our teacups and thank you personally as a sponsor.


Includes: voting in polls on what you want to hear + other random shit we need answers for because we just don't know everything gosh darn it. 

Team Laura
$4 or more per month 0 patrons
Every week we work on shownotes for our upcoming episode, which Laura organises into a lovely PDF that she will release to you following the release of the episode, so you can reminisce on all the laughs and feels. 


Includes: 

Personal shout out as a sponsor + vote in polls

Team Anna
$7 or more per month 1 patron
Twice a month, you will receive access to TWO downloadable, printable cards, designed by Anna! The Treat Yo'Self and Quote of the Week cards will contain self care as recommended by us and comical relief as spoken by us. What more does one need from life??


Includes: 

Personal shout out as sponsor in our episodes + vote in polls + show notes

Yas Queen!
$15 or more per month 2 patrons
You must be a Queen to support us this much, therefore you shall receive a hand-designed and mail-delivered Lady Dynamite Podcast Planner Sticker Set each month to plan the shit out of your diary or just generally decorate things with pretty stickers. Sticker selection changes each month but will contain one planner sheet and several of Anna's latest designs. 


Includes:

Personal shout out as sponsor + vote in polls + shownotes + Team Anna cards

Total F**king Badass
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Receive the entire package of hand-designed cards, Lady Dynamite stickers, shout outs in every episode, shownotes and poll voting. We will also send you a special mystery gift with your stickers each month!


Includes:

Pick the topic of an upcoming episode

Who Are You and What Do You Want
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
We don't know who you are or why you are being so generous so please tell us what you would like as a reward and we shall negotiate. 

Although... we are thinking that you are most likely our mum's, in which case we're not sure what to give you because you already have us. 

Goals
3 of 500 patrons
F*ck You, Pay Me. We'll both quit our jobs and take over the world.
8 of 8
About Laura & Anna
We're Laura and Anna, the Loudwomen in charge of Lady Dynamite. We are 80% normal and 20% badass bitches from hell; a fantabulous concoction of bizarre wisdom, irrational fears, passionate insight, malfunctioning anxiety, feminist rage and occasional positive vibes. 

Our holographic hearts are full of love and vengeance.

Fort Dynamite (aka Laura's wardrobe) is our chosen arena. From behind the mics, we simultaneously fight and hide. Like an angry crab of sorts; a true introvert's performance.

About Lady Dynamite
We co-host a podcast called Lady Dynamite and our vision is to put a fuse on talking about hard shit. Every week we set light to a new topic, making it funny, relatable and insightful, and blow up the stereotypes, insecurities and that little inner critic that is holding you back. Seriously, that guy is a f*cking jerk. 

While we're here to blow your minds and make 'pretty mental' the new normal, we also exist to trample the patriarchy into the f*cking dirt. You've had the monopoly long enough boys, it's time to move aside and start making way for the bad bitches of the world. We're angry, loud and unladylike and we ain't waving our white flag for no one. 

In the words of Outright: We are troubled, so we'll be troublesome. 

With occasional input from Laura's mum, we're creating the inspiration in our Fort of feels to take our shoulder pads, take up space and go be successful at life. So put your big girl pants on and join us in this mascarade of revenge teaspoons, tim tam dreams, rage cushions, tit confetti, naked toilet wisdom and eunuch cats. No more pretending to be muggles. We're all bat shit crazy here. 

How you can help our mission
If you listen to and love our podcast, we would be eternally grateful for any donation you would be willing to give. We want to (and will) keep providing awesome content that is free from sponsorship because let's face it, ads are annoying as shit. But we also don't want to bankrupt anyone else that isn't us, so if you don't have money to give but you do have friends, please tell them about our podcast & website! More listeners = more chance of success = take over the world. 

Hosting a podcast is an oddly expensive conversation, so here's some of the things you will be helping us cover if you chose to support us:
  • At the bare minimum, we need to cover the cost of our 'hosting' fees, which is basically a space on the internet that holds our mp3 files so you can download them for free. This only takes a few Patrons but we would like to upgrade to a better stats plan so we can see where our listeners are geographically!
  • We would love to bring some cool merchandise to our website for you to purchase - we need a few more Patrons to help us get a 'SHOP' tab and front some of the cost of producing the merch. This includes supporting the wonderfully talented Anna, who has design software subscriptions and ink and sticker sheets to pay for.
  • Patreon donations will also be: feeding Barry (Anna's cat), supplying our drinks, paying for rad costumes and magic 8 balls and other Fort Dynamite upgrades, putting sticker sheets into Anna's sticker cutting machine, paying Laura back for all the equipment and most importantly, giving us the warm fuzzy's that people out there actually love what we do, which inspires us beyond anything else to keep doing what we do. 
  • The houdini of all our goals is: total financial independence. Podcasting takes time, and time is money, and we invest a lot of both into this project because we love it so much. What we would really love is to do this full time, and build our Lady Dynamite empire into more podcasts, blogs, merch, artwork and maybe even books!
If you're reading this and thinking yes, yes, yes!  please consider becoming a Patron and spreading our witchy magic to the world. 

Recent posts by Lady Dynamite

Rewards
Raise your Teacup
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Thank you for supporting Lady Dynamite, we will raise our teacups and thank you personally as a sponsor.


Includes: voting in polls on what you want to hear + other random shit we need answers for because we just don't know everything gosh darn it. 

Team Laura
$4 or more per month 0 patrons
Every week we work on shownotes for our upcoming episode, which Laura organises into a lovely PDF that she will release to you following the release of the episode, so you can reminisce on all the laughs and feels. 


Includes: 

Personal shout out as a sponsor + vote in polls

Team Anna
$7 or more per month 1 patron
Twice a month, you will receive access to TWO downloadable, printable cards, designed by Anna! The Treat Yo'Self and Quote of the Week cards will contain self care as recommended by us and comical relief as spoken by us. What more does one need from life??


Includes: 

Personal shout out as sponsor in our episodes + vote in polls + show notes

Yas Queen!
$15 or more per month 2 patrons
You must be a Queen to support us this much, therefore you shall receive a hand-designed and mail-delivered Lady Dynamite Podcast Planner Sticker Set each month to plan the shit out of your diary or just generally decorate things with pretty stickers. Sticker selection changes each month but will contain one planner sheet and several of Anna's latest designs. 


Includes:

Personal shout out as sponsor + vote in polls + shownotes + Team Anna cards

Total F**king Badass
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Receive the entire package of hand-designed cards, Lady Dynamite stickers, shout outs in every episode, shownotes and poll voting. We will also send you a special mystery gift with your stickers each month!


Includes:

Pick the topic of an upcoming episode

Who Are You and What Do You Want
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
We don't know who you are or why you are being so generous so please tell us what you would like as a reward and we shall negotiate. 

Although... we are thinking that you are most likely our mum's, in which case we're not sure what to give you because you already have us.