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Michelangelo, Einstein, Aristotle, Stormy Daniels -- brilliant minds and porn stars, every one of them. And they had one more thing in common. They had patrons. With Patreon, the Last Men on Earth are allowing our listeners, fans, and people with lousy impulse control to directly fund our vital work on behalf of the endangered male of the species. Rather than face a boss man who tells us we can't say this or that, with your couple bucks support, we can say whatever the fuck we want. Like fuck. Is this thing still on?
Tiers
Deep Rear Admiral
$1.50 or more per month
A buck fifty gets you in the backdoor to our exclusive gathering of gentlemen and gentle-ladies. You'll be a Patreon founding member of the Last Men on Earth and the envy of your cell block. You'll receive:


1. Exclusive Content -- our weekly Panties in a Bunch inflammatory segment just for Patreon members.


2. A free follower on Twitter. Give us your handle.


3. The chance to select your show topics of choice.


4. Shower reach-arounds from Matt (subject to availability)


We're cheaper than a pack of smokes. And much worse for you. Bargain!

I Get a Free, Sweet Ass Book? Hell Yeah!
$7.29 or more per month
For those love the show's humor, and also bacon, and want to become Patrons, this tier gives you Deep Rear Admiral Status PLUS a free copy of Lex's award-winning book, "Man Rules: The Beginner's Guide to Manhood", shipped free and directly to your home, apartment, or honor ranch. I'm a man, you're a man, let's be men together!
Pimp Daddy Special
$379 or more per month
(*A one time payment, ignore the monthly bit.*)

Do you want a lasting and memorable and even super inspirational sponsor message, not twice but thrice during the next episode of LMOE? That's rhetorical. You can't be shady enough for us not to treat you like the best business in the world. Promote your venture, or merely give a loved one a shoutout, announce your divorce, pass out your Tinder profile, or tell Nancy Pelosi what kind of ointment you'd use to heal the cracks in her countenance. We're whores, literally. Pay us and we'll make you feel really good.

Michelangelo, Einstein, Aristotle, Stormy Daniels -- brilliant minds and porn stars, every one of them. And they had one more thing in common. They had patrons. With Patreon, the Last Men on Earth are allowing our listeners, fans, and people with lousy impulse control to directly fund our vital work on behalf of the endangered male of the species. Rather than face a boss man who tells us we can't say this or that, with your couple bucks support, we can say whatever the fuck we want. Like fuck. Is this thing still on?

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Tiers
Deep Rear Admiral
$1.50 or more per month
A buck fifty gets you in the backdoor to our exclusive gathering of gentlemen and gentle-ladies. You'll be a Patreon founding member of the Last Men on Earth and the envy of your cell block. You'll receive:


1. Exclusive Content -- our weekly Panties in a Bunch inflammatory segment just for Patreon members.


2. A free follower on Twitter. Give us your handle.


3. The chance to select your show topics of choice.


4. Shower reach-arounds from Matt (subject to availability)


We're cheaper than a pack of smokes. And much worse for you. Bargain!

I Get a Free, Sweet Ass Book? Hell Yeah!
$7.29 or more per month
For those love the show's humor, and also bacon, and want to become Patrons, this tier gives you Deep Rear Admiral Status PLUS a free copy of Lex's award-winning book, "Man Rules: The Beginner's Guide to Manhood", shipped free and directly to your home, apartment, or honor ranch. I'm a man, you're a man, let's be men together!
Pimp Daddy Special
$379 or more per month
(*A one time payment, ignore the monthly bit.*)

Do you want a lasting and memorable and even super inspirational sponsor message, not twice but thrice during the next episode of LMOE? That's rhetorical. You can't be shady enough for us not to treat you like the best business in the world. Promote your venture, or merely give a loved one a shoutout, announce your divorce, pass out your Tinder profile, or tell Nancy Pelosi what kind of ointment you'd use to heal the cracks in her countenance. We're whores, literally. Pay us and we'll make you feel really good.