Lauren Parker

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Hi! I'm Lauren Parker, a writer and poet. Thanks for visiting my page!
<header></header>I've written for the Toast, the Tusk, Ravishly, The Bold Italic, Harlot Magazine, Hoodline, plain china and I'm a columnist for Autostraddle. I'm also a producer on the monthly literary series Cliterary Salon, and the author of the zine My Side of Our Story. 

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At $700 a month, I would make enough to be able to work on a collection of erotic comedy essays, in keeping with my "How to Face-Sit Like a Lady" piece, pay an illustrator, and release it on Amazon. All my backers would get a free copy. 
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By becoming a patron, you'll instantly unlock access to 270 exclusive posts
4
Audio releases
442
Images
46
Links
7
Polls
16
Writings
23
Videos

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