Lauren Parker

is creating writings, rants, podcasts, and riots
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About Lauren Parker

Hi! I'm Lauren Parker, a freelance writer and co-host of GLOW the Distance. Thanks for visiting my page!

I want to devote more of my time and energy to creating content you enjoy and care about but it's incredibly difficult to eat or sleep in "exposure." With most publications not paying, and certainly not paying a living wage, content suffers. By supporting my page you're helping me breathe and contribute more.

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$283 of $700 per month
At $700 a month, I would make enough to be able to work on a collection of erotic comedy essays, in keeping with my "How to Face-Sit Like a Lady" piece, pay an illustrator, and release it on Amazon. All my backers would get a free copy. 
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