Lauren Parker is creating writings, rants, podcasts, and riots
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Patronaut
$1 or more per month
  • My deepest appreciation. I'll dedicate every meal I eat to you
Bagel Buddy
$5 or more per month
  • You'll get a monthly affirmation from me. I will validate that fuck out of you.
Zelda's Cuddle Puddle
$10 or more per month
  • A monthly picture of my cat doing something adorable or weird with a great story about how much I love them 
  • Previous rewards.
Dear Scabby Advisee
$30 or more per month
  • Ask me anything. If you need life advice, moral support, or just want to know what to do in a crisis, I will give you that. I'll be your sounding board. 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Patreonus
$40 or more per month
  • I'll read your Tarot cards!
  • All previous rewards
Pen Pal
$50 or more per month
  • I will send you a piece of personalized mail be it letter written in quill or an adorable picture of my cat
  • Plus all previous rewards
GOLD STAR PATRONAUT
$100 or more per month
  • You get a personalized thinkpiece based on the title you give me. It could be anything! Do you want a listicle on how to explain polyamory to your dog? You got it. Do you need a seasoned feminist take down of bovine related deaths? All yours. You send me the title and I'll write you that piece
  • Plus previous rewards
Tiers
Patronaut
$1 or more per month
  • My deepest appreciation. I'll dedicate every meal I eat to you
Bagel Buddy
$5 or more per month
  • You'll get a monthly affirmation from me. I will validate that fuck out of you.
Zelda's Cuddle Puddle
$10 or more per month
  • A monthly picture of my cat doing something adorable or weird with a great story about how much I love them 
  • Previous rewards.
Dear Scabby Advisee
$30 or more per month
  • Ask me anything. If you need life advice, moral support, or just want to know what to do in a crisis, I will give you that. I'll be your sounding board. 
  • Plus all previous rewards
Patreonus
$40 or more per month
  • I'll read your Tarot cards!
  • All previous rewards
Pen Pal
$50 or more per month
  • I will send you a piece of personalized mail be it letter written in quill or an adorable picture of my cat
  • Plus all previous rewards
GOLD STAR PATRONAUT
$100 or more per month
  • You get a personalized thinkpiece based on the title you give me. It could be anything! Do you want a listicle on how to explain polyamory to your dog? You got it. Do you need a seasoned feminist take down of bovine related deaths? All yours. You send me the title and I'll write you that piece
  • Plus previous rewards