Boozy Barrister is creating Lawyers & Liquor
58

patrons

$303
per month
Lawyers & Liquor, located at lawyersandliquor.com is the internet home of the Boozy Barrister, a inebriated attorney with a bad attitude.  Lawyers & Liquor is a blog covering an array of legal and non-legal issues, best described as the drunken mind-vomit of its creator, and currently is funded completely by Boozy with absolutely no assistance and no plans to monetize it in the near future. He'll keep doing it out-of-pocket regardless, but hey, if you want to toss a few bucks his way...

Boozy, as he is affectionately known among those that know him but don’t “know” him, is a civil litigator who took the long road to being a lawyer, previously holding esteemed positions as a bartender, a car salesman, and a riverboat deckhand. He maintains his nominal anonymity on here, and a look through his post history should make it pretty clear why he does this. There are those who have met Boozy in person, and describe his appearance as a cross between Danny Devito and a hobbit. Those who have heard his voice, and have escaped unscathed, have commented that it’s like “honey.” Some people have even described him as “nice.”

Boozy fervently disagrees with all of these things, and maintains that he is a candy-coated asshole with a shit-flavored center.

Cash in excess of the hosting costs will likely be applied to other shit, like upgrading stuff for the site, bringing in shit like podcasts, and covering costs related to attending conventions and shit if you assholes want me to go to them. Otherwise, I may or may not use your money to buy the fuel for this endeavor, i.e. liquor, and continue to have the requisite background for it, i.e. being a lawyer.
Tiers
Legal Aid Referral
$1 or more per month 29 patrons
  •  Access to the Monthly Mailbag, a recorded Q&A session 
  • Early Access to Friday Postings
  • Patron-only polls
Modest Means Referral
$5 or more per month 12 patrons
  • Access to a Patreon Only Broadcast Stream
  • Exclusive "Behind the Scenes" shit from Boozy
  • Ability to ask questions for the monthly mailbag!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Reduced Fee Consultation
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Priority in Mailbag Questions
  • Shoutouts on the monthly mailbag
  • Plus all previous rewards
Demand Letter Only
$15 or more per month 5 patrons
  • Priority in Audio Mailbag Questions
  • Monthly Shout-Out on the Lawyers and Liquor Site and all streams
  • Access to the Monthly Missive, a detailed and unfiltered letter from Boozy regarding how he really feels
  • Plus all previous rewards
Privileged Communications
$25 or more per month 4 patrons

  • Monthly handwritten letter or card from the Badger and Family! We can be pen pals! I'll even read the letters you send back!
  • The Otter has better handwriting though...
  • Plus all previous rewards
Goals
$303 of $500 per month
Why $500? Well, that's the hosting costs for the site, the podcast (which is still up and running, even if it is delayed past that first episode), and help to offset the cost of those streams, panels, and all the other stuff I do out of pocket.  Believe it or not, there's no profit in being a profane legal humorist.
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Lawyers & Liquor, located at lawyersandliquor.com is the internet home of the Boozy Barrister, a inebriated attorney with a bad attitude.  Lawyers & Liquor is a blog covering an array of legal and non-legal issues, best described as the drunken mind-vomit of its creator, and currently is funded completely by Boozy with absolutely no assistance and no plans to monetize it in the near future. He'll keep doing it out-of-pocket regardless, but hey, if you want to toss a few bucks his way...

Boozy, as he is affectionately known among those that know him but don’t “know” him, is a civil litigator who took the long road to being a lawyer, previously holding esteemed positions as a bartender, a car salesman, and a riverboat deckhand. He maintains his nominal anonymity on here, and a look through his post history should make it pretty clear why he does this. There are those who have met Boozy in person, and describe his appearance as a cross between Danny Devito and a hobbit. Those who have heard his voice, and have escaped unscathed, have commented that it’s like “honey.” Some people have even described him as “nice.”

Boozy fervently disagrees with all of these things, and maintains that he is a candy-coated asshole with a shit-flavored center.

Cash in excess of the hosting costs will likely be applied to other shit, like upgrading stuff for the site, bringing in shit like podcasts, and covering costs related to attending conventions and shit if you assholes want me to go to them. Otherwise, I may or may not use your money to buy the fuel for this endeavor, i.e. liquor, and continue to have the requisite background for it, i.e. being a lawyer.

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Tiers
Legal Aid Referral
$1 or more per month 29 patrons
  •  Access to the Monthly Mailbag, a recorded Q&A session 
  • Early Access to Friday Postings
  • Patron-only polls
Modest Means Referral
$5 or more per month 12 patrons
  • Access to a Patreon Only Broadcast Stream
  • Exclusive "Behind the Scenes" shit from Boozy
  • Ability to ask questions for the monthly mailbag!
  • Plus all previous rewards
Reduced Fee Consultation
$10 or more per month 2 patrons
  • Priority in Mailbag Questions
  • Shoutouts on the monthly mailbag
  • Plus all previous rewards
Demand Letter Only
$15 or more per month 5 patrons
  • Priority in Audio Mailbag Questions
  • Monthly Shout-Out on the Lawyers and Liquor Site and all streams
  • Access to the Monthly Missive, a detailed and unfiltered letter from Boozy regarding how he really feels
  • Plus all previous rewards
Privileged Communications
$25 or more per month 4 patrons

  • Monthly handwritten letter or card from the Badger and Family! We can be pen pals! I'll even read the letters you send back!
  • The Otter has better handwriting though...
  • Plus all previous rewards