Lord Aardvark is creating 3D Erotic Films, Shorts, & Web Series
604

patrons

$4,237
per month

NEW - Discord Chat-Room!

Available for anyone to publicly join, with Patrons gaining access to special channels. Patreon bot is implemented, so if you have a Discord account tied to your Patreon, then you will be automatically added to the appropriate roles!

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New Tumblr: 
http://aardvarkianparadise.tumblr.com/ (Why my old blog was deleted)
Personal site: http://lordaardvark.com/
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Schedule: Last Updated December 7, 2017

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My name is LordAardvark. I have been making erotic animations in Source Filmmaker for nearly five years now. My art has evolved and grown a lot over the years, and these days, I am focusing on making animated series, shorts, and films: complete with original voice acting, full-fledged plots, and comprehensive scripts.

While porn is a definite staple of my productions, it is not all there is. My series and films are written with comprehensive plots and sub-plots, engaging stories, and a healthy dose of character drama sprinkled with comedic relief. I am a writer first, but I know what my audience wants: gratuitous debauchery clearly defined by voluminous quantities of filthy, sweaty, nasty sex. I deliver exactly that, written in a way that, while it might bend suspension of disbelief, is at least coherent and fits in with the story written around it.

My shorts are an exception to the rule, often eschewing the flair of complex story and drama in favor of singular sexy ideas, often written in a campy, cheeky, and often downright satirical format. Where the films and series are serious endeavors in telling stories that pivot around the delectable act of fucking each other's brains out, the shorts often instead poke fun of either the tropes of the universe they are based in, or poke fun at the absurdities of porn in general.

If you are looking for 3d porn that is made with a passion for writing, intense attention to detail, and an insatiable lust for fast and intense fucking, then you've come to the right place:

Welcome to the Aardvark's Den.

Tiers
Awesome Patron
$1 or more per month 88 patrons
Formerly "Gfycat Loops", and before that, "Awesome Patron". ... Yeah, I know.


Gfycat is too much a pain in the ass for me to deal with. I technically stopped doing this months ago. Just formalizing it now.


Great tier for those who appreciate my work and want to support me, but don't want to or are unable to afford anything more.


Trust me, every dollar matters, and I love you all regardless of the amount you pledge. The thought is what matters to me.

Includes Discord rewards
Project Synopses & Screenplays
$2 or more per month 49 patrons
My projects are always drafted as screenplays. These are numbered scripts that describe the scene, any actions, camera positioning, and character dialogue & direction. They're not necessarily the most interesting thing in the world to read, but they are the backbone of my projects.

This tier is kind of spoiler-y, since the screenplays are the projects - the projects are simply bringing visuals and sounds to the screenplay. If you read the screenplay, you know exactly what will happen in the project. And for some people, that ruins the magic.


Regardless, though, as I finish screenplays, I will post them here. I will try to space it out so there's no more than 1 screenplay every 2 weeks. At the very least, this means you should get a new screenplay every 2 months, since my bimonthly short videos require them.


You will also get lots of screenplays for projects that are sometime in the far-flung future.


Larger projects will probably get synopses long before they get screenplays.

Includes Discord rewards
High-Quality Watermarked Animations & Photosets
$3 or more per month 118 patrons
For those who aren't satisfied with the low-quality Gfycat animations in the $1 reward, but feel that $7 is too steep for having the annoying watermark removed.


Also, photosets, which are predominantly just a set of 2160p photos rendered out with different outfits.

Includes Discord rewards
Work-in-Progress Updates and Reports
$5 or more per month 158 patrons
I'm (almost) always working on stuff. But often times, especially for the bigger projects, I don't always have stuff I'm comfortable sharing with the general public.


That's where this WIP Updates state comes in. I will try to make them weekly, on Thursday evenings, but they may not always be interesting. Writing, brainstorming, and even just directing people takes time, too - but rarely do these things have anything to show for the effort.


But, regardless, I'll try to summarize each week in the most interesting way I can.

Includes Discord rewards
Unwatermarked Loops
$7 or more per month 66 patrons
Beyond shorts, films, and series, I make a lot of random one-off loops. In fact, chances are, that's how you first found me. I still make them and I still post them. But I watermark them. This reward provides them without watermark. Not a big reward, but then, not a big tier.

Includes Discord rewards
2160p Photosets
$10 or more per month 24 patrons
Formerly "Free Parking"


When a video is released (Short or Long), a set of 2160p photos will come out around the same time as the Early-Access release.


These will be separate renders from the video itself, though they will be taken from the same shots as. They will have motion-blur disabled, so they all come out sharp and crisp.

Includes Discord rewards
1080p Videos & 5-Day Early Access
$15 or more per month 223 patrons
My shorts, films, and web series will always be free for the public to view. The standard has always been, and will continue to be, 720p.

However, if you really like the productions and want to see them in even higher quality, then this reward reveals their 1080p versions. All such projects will be rendered natively in 1080p, and scaled down to 720p for public releases - this reward gives you the native cut.


Additionally, Patrons of at least this tier will get them 5 days before anyone else. The videos will be released in 1080p exclusively to this tier, and then released in 720p to the general public five days later.


So if there's a project that you're really impatient to see as soon as possible, and don't want to wait a week longer than you have to, this might be worth considering. Even if 1080p doesn't mean anything to you over 720p.

Includes Discord rewards
Awesome Patron
$20 or more per month 14 patrons
(Formerly raffle animation)

There's no reward for this tier. This is for people who like my work and want to support me, and are willing to shell out $20.
Includes Discord rewards
Hyperawesome Patron
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
No reward for this tier, either. This is for the people who really, REALLY like more work, and want to support me. The only reward for this tier is knowing that you are single-handedly contributing to my not starving to death. Because you're SUPER awesome.
Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$4,237 of $4,250 per month
Tier 1: Minimum Operation + Savings

This value is calculated from my average operating expenses (plus 12.5%) and an admittedly strong savings plan (about 66% of my living expenses), taking into account that 35% tax rate.
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NEW - Discord Chat-Room!

Available for anyone to publicly join, with Patrons gaining access to special channels. Patreon bot is implemented, so if you have a Discord account tied to your Patreon, then you will be automatically added to the appropriate roles!

-----

New Tumblr: 
http://aardvarkianparadise.tumblr.com/ (Why my old blog was deleted)
Personal site: http://lordaardvark.com/
NaughtyMachinimaPornHubRule34hentai

Schedule: Last Updated December 7, 2017

-----


My name is LordAardvark. I have been making erotic animations in Source Filmmaker for nearly five years now. My art has evolved and grown a lot over the years, and these days, I am focusing on making animated series, shorts, and films: complete with original voice acting, full-fledged plots, and comprehensive scripts.

While porn is a definite staple of my productions, it is not all there is. My series and films are written with comprehensive plots and sub-plots, engaging stories, and a healthy dose of character drama sprinkled with comedic relief. I am a writer first, but I know what my audience wants: gratuitous debauchery clearly defined by voluminous quantities of filthy, sweaty, nasty sex. I deliver exactly that, written in a way that, while it might bend suspension of disbelief, is at least coherent and fits in with the story written around it.

My shorts are an exception to the rule, often eschewing the flair of complex story and drama in favor of singular sexy ideas, often written in a campy, cheeky, and often downright satirical format. Where the films and series are serious endeavors in telling stories that pivot around the delectable act of fucking each other's brains out, the shorts often instead poke fun of either the tropes of the universe they are based in, or poke fun at the absurdities of porn in general.

If you are looking for 3d porn that is made with a passion for writing, intense attention to detail, and an insatiable lust for fast and intense fucking, then you've come to the right place:

Welcome to the Aardvark's Den.

Recent posts by Lord Aardvark

Tiers
Awesome Patron
$1 or more per month 88 patrons
Formerly "Gfycat Loops", and before that, "Awesome Patron". ... Yeah, I know.


Gfycat is too much a pain in the ass for me to deal with. I technically stopped doing this months ago. Just formalizing it now.


Great tier for those who appreciate my work and want to support me, but don't want to or are unable to afford anything more.


Trust me, every dollar matters, and I love you all regardless of the amount you pledge. The thought is what matters to me.

Includes Discord rewards
Project Synopses & Screenplays
$2 or more per month 49 patrons
My projects are always drafted as screenplays. These are numbered scripts that describe the scene, any actions, camera positioning, and character dialogue & direction. They're not necessarily the most interesting thing in the world to read, but they are the backbone of my projects.

This tier is kind of spoiler-y, since the screenplays are the projects - the projects are simply bringing visuals and sounds to the screenplay. If you read the screenplay, you know exactly what will happen in the project. And for some people, that ruins the magic.


Regardless, though, as I finish screenplays, I will post them here. I will try to space it out so there's no more than 1 screenplay every 2 weeks. At the very least, this means you should get a new screenplay every 2 months, since my bimonthly short videos require them.


You will also get lots of screenplays for projects that are sometime in the far-flung future.


Larger projects will probably get synopses long before they get screenplays.

Includes Discord rewards
High-Quality Watermarked Animations & Photosets
$3 or more per month 118 patrons
For those who aren't satisfied with the low-quality Gfycat animations in the $1 reward, but feel that $7 is too steep for having the annoying watermark removed.


Also, photosets, which are predominantly just a set of 2160p photos rendered out with different outfits.

Includes Discord rewards
Work-in-Progress Updates and Reports
$5 or more per month 158 patrons
I'm (almost) always working on stuff. But often times, especially for the bigger projects, I don't always have stuff I'm comfortable sharing with the general public.


That's where this WIP Updates state comes in. I will try to make them weekly, on Thursday evenings, but they may not always be interesting. Writing, brainstorming, and even just directing people takes time, too - but rarely do these things have anything to show for the effort.


But, regardless, I'll try to summarize each week in the most interesting way I can.

Includes Discord rewards
Unwatermarked Loops
$7 or more per month 66 patrons
Beyond shorts, films, and series, I make a lot of random one-off loops. In fact, chances are, that's how you first found me. I still make them and I still post them. But I watermark them. This reward provides them without watermark. Not a big reward, but then, not a big tier.

Includes Discord rewards
2160p Photosets
$10 or more per month 24 patrons
Formerly "Free Parking"


When a video is released (Short or Long), a set of 2160p photos will come out around the same time as the Early-Access release.


These will be separate renders from the video itself, though they will be taken from the same shots as. They will have motion-blur disabled, so they all come out sharp and crisp.

Includes Discord rewards
1080p Videos & 5-Day Early Access
$15 or more per month 223 patrons
My shorts, films, and web series will always be free for the public to view. The standard has always been, and will continue to be, 720p.

However, if you really like the productions and want to see them in even higher quality, then this reward reveals their 1080p versions. All such projects will be rendered natively in 1080p, and scaled down to 720p for public releases - this reward gives you the native cut.


Additionally, Patrons of at least this tier will get them 5 days before anyone else. The videos will be released in 1080p exclusively to this tier, and then released in 720p to the general public five days later.


So if there's a project that you're really impatient to see as soon as possible, and don't want to wait a week longer than you have to, this might be worth considering. Even if 1080p doesn't mean anything to you over 720p.

Includes Discord rewards
Awesome Patron
$20 or more per month 14 patrons
(Formerly raffle animation)

There's no reward for this tier. This is for people who like my work and want to support me, and are willing to shell out $20.
Includes Discord rewards
Hyperawesome Patron
$50 or more per month 2 patrons
No reward for this tier, either. This is for the people who really, REALLY like more work, and want to support me. The only reward for this tier is knowing that you are single-handedly contributing to my not starving to death. Because you're SUPER awesome.
Includes Discord rewards