Not only will you get access to everything I write here and a thank you postcard, you'll also get to choose THREE full-length essay topics I write about. (I of course reserve veto power, as well as when the topic is scheduled. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME...are you?)

Plus, I'll thank you on Twitter and/or Facebook for your generosity and for sharing your most excellent brain with me (only if you want, if you're social media-shy, I get it and we can skip this part). 

We'll email, we'll gab, it'll be fun. 

Oh boy!

Let's see, you get: 

• All access to my words
• A thank you postcard
• To choose THREE topics I write about (within reason)
• A thank you on social media (if you want it)
• PLUS a Skype session with me. We can eat lunch together!

I'll send you a mongoose. 

Well, not quite. 

But you will get access to all my posts, a thank you postcard from me, a thanks on social media (if you want it), a chance to choose one of my essay topics EVERY MONTH (my veto/scheduling powers still apply), a Skype session, AND...

The Highly Coveted Louise Hung Thank You Pack
Which includes:

• A collection of original, custom buttons and/or stickers featuring choice phrases from Louise (and Louise's Mom) like: "Thank the Great Kitten in the Sky", "Your Eyes Are Brown Cuz You're Full of Shit", or  "Creepy Cornerista". There might be some of my animal friends thrown in there too. 
• A Highly Coveted Louise Hung Thank You Pack tote bag designed by me and my talented friend. 
• A mongoose*
• Louise's Guide to Traveling Near and Far – my tips, tricks, and SECRETS for traveling while often confused, ceaselessly hungry, occasionally clumsy, sometimes spooked, usually sleepless, and always amazed. 

*Relax. No mongooses were harmed in the making of this package. What's with the mongoose, Lou? Google "Louise Hung, mongoose, creepy".