I,Hypocrite is creating Blog Posts, Videos, Mixtapes
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$122
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Hi, I'm lp and I have a pretty awful blog. I try to talk about serious issues but I'm usually too cynical and salty to be very coherent.

If that sounds good so far, the recommended donation is $1 per month. I will guarantee at least one blog post a week, so that's pretty good value if you don't focus on the fact I'll be writing the blogs with or without your support.


Rewards
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23 patrons
I've always been told that giving is it's own reward, so please don't be so selfish, thanks.
Pledge $5 or more per month
2 patrons
At the end of each video I will post a list of all people that donate $5 or greater. If you don't want to be shown in the videos you need to let me know.
Pledge $6.66 or more per month
8 patrons
For this unholy amount (or greater) you will be given a share of my soul based on equal division among the number of people pledging this amount at the time of my death, in perpetuity. If you don't receive delivery of your soul fraction within two weeks of my death, please send complaints to Steve Shives via Twitter.
Pledge $20 or more per month
2 patrons
You will be permitted to nominate someone for the Hypocrite of the Year poll that I hold each December. I will also do a write up on the person as the standard part of this process. 
Goals
$122 of $1,000 per month
I also DJ as a hobby. If somehow this patreon hits $1000, I will guarantee at least one mixtape per month uploaded somewhere like itunes or whatevs.
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Hi, I'm lp and I have a pretty awful blog. I try to talk about serious issues but I'm usually too cynical and salty to be very coherent.

If that sounds good so far, the recommended donation is $1 per month. I will guarantee at least one blog post a week, so that's pretty good value if you don't focus on the fact I'll be writing the blogs with or without your support.


Recent posts by I,Hypocrite

Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per month
23 patrons
I've always been told that giving is it's own reward, so please don't be so selfish, thanks.
Pledge $5 or more per month
2 patrons
At the end of each video I will post a list of all people that donate $5 or greater. If you don't want to be shown in the videos you need to let me know.
Pledge $6.66 or more per month
8 patrons
For this unholy amount (or greater) you will be given a share of my soul based on equal division among the number of people pledging this amount at the time of my death, in perpetuity. If you don't receive delivery of your soul fraction within two weeks of my death, please send complaints to Steve Shives via Twitter.
Pledge $20 or more per month
2 patrons
You will be permitted to nominate someone for the Hypocrite of the Year poll that I hold each December. I will also do a write up on the person as the standard part of this process.