OMG! Welcome to my patreon. You want me to be able to keep talking on the internet and podcasting and all that good stuff. That's unbelievable, almost literally!  You get my undying gratitude, plus permanent access to stream archives in my Patreon feed, AND one exclusive picture of Seashell and/or Yago each month!

Ah! An ally in the quest to rearrange profit structures and reinvent capitalism. Or something. You get archive access, AND once a month, I'll post a short story, read by me, just for you. Feel free to request stories you'd like to hear? PLUS, two exclusive pictures of Seashell and/or Yago each month!

Get your spandex on, you're officially a superhero. Or a pervert! Or both! Honestly, any combination is great. This makes a big difference in my life and makes it so much easier to do fun things for the stream! You get everything above, plus a monthly cooking video! There'll be recipes, tips & techniques, meal plans, all that good stuff. Want to see something specific? Request it in the comments! PLUS three exclusive pictures of Seashell and/or Yago each month!

Nearest and dearest. You keep the lights on, the engine running, the pint glass full. You are a true ally, the vanguard. You make this all so much more possible and fun! You'll get everything above, plus a monthly Movie Night for you and the higher tiers! We'll meet on Discord, pop popcorn, gossip in chat, and have a grand ol' time. Request movies you'd like to watch! PLUS, four exclusive pictures of Seashell and/or Yago each month!

Okay you're basically running the show now. If you're on this level, you deserve a voice in what goes onto the dang stream! In fact, it would be my privilege to give you that voice. In addition to all above benefits, YOU will be able to directly affect what I play! Each month, I will post a list of one-shots to vote on, and you can vote for as many as you like! The winners will be my Monday and Tuesday games will be for the following month. You can also add requests for the next poll! PLUS, five exclusive pictures of Seashell and/or Yago each month! You are the bosses, and your voices will help shape the stream each and ever month. You're worth it, baby!

Hey! You look like someone who appreciates fine art. Well too bad! We don't have any of that. What we DO have is non-binary birdfolx, sharks in giant robot tanks, leather nips and dice lips. We got li'l guys! Now, in sticker form! Each month, you'll receive an exclusive sticker pack of some of the recent li'l guys seen on the stream, as well as a special li'l guy made just for you! You can send in a request for a li'l guy, or just get whatever weird shit I decide looks fun. Up to you! TRULY THIS IS THE AGE OF PERSONAL LIBERTIES ALSO, six exclusive pictures of Seashell and/or Yago each month!